Daily Trixie

• 09:10 Marketing co. that calls at 7 am on a Sat. morning should be DESTROYED. Why is twitter still acting funny (not fully loading but keeps tryin #
• 09:21 Going to have a soothing mug of sweet creamy tea and try to reclaim some sleep that 2 early phone callers tried to steal from me. #
• 11:26 Woooog . . . I totally needed that hour of sleep I just took. Now? It’s get ready time (for shows). #
• 14:23 Had a pleasant show. I totally don’t want to try to figure out what to eat for lunch, though. Waste of my limited brain juices. #
• 14:34 Just reset our housecamz since 2 of them were frozen. Also made slight (but tricky) adjustments to my cam angle on there. #
• 14:53 Having refried beans & rotel for the third day in a row. I could live on this shit and LOVE every second of it! Beans & chips or tortillas! #
• 16:18 Cleaning/organizing frenzy CONTINUES! #
• 17:20 Is it my imagination or . . . oh, for sure, I *am* about to poop! #
• 17:45 Just washed & sterilized a bunch of dildos & vibrators. Now have 13 minutes ’til showtime. What to wear? Which sterile toy to insert? #
• 19:08 Had a nice show. Worried I’m not going to ovulate this cycle, though. Hormones surge upwards, but not enough to be for-sure. #
• 21:23 Our strap-on movies are taking forever to upload; in the meantime? We’re going to watch "I am Legend". #
• 23:08 Delia just showed me parts of the strap-on video she edited; I had to laugh at myself. Because it’s funny shit. #

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• 10:28 Awake! And can’t decide between being productive in my freshly sorted office OR crazily continuing on mind-bending cleaning spree! #
• 12:45 Sorting through my jewelry, separating the stuff I actually want to wear from the things I never wear. #
• 13:16 My connection is super sluggish right now. Hmmm . . . #
• 13:32 Reset my modem & router. On the phone with cable tech support. It might take awhile for me to get my cams back up. #
• 13:48 Our main net connection is down; they’re sending out a technician. In the meantime the only cams we’ll have up are our Rude cams. #
• 13:50 Going to take this opportunity to have some lunch (& add 2nd wireless router to lengthy "to-buy" list for our dsl connection). #
• 14:18 I’m back up *but* keeping some cams off since still expecting tech to come out & doublecheck everything. #
• 14:23 Ah-ha; there was a county-wide outage & I was just the 1st to call & bitch (happens often to me). Logging all cams back in . . . #
• 14:35 Urgh . . . up and down, up and down. Babysitting net & cam status is not fun. #
• 14:46 Crazy neighbors: tell your kids not to hide in bushes across from our house staring into our windows. Doesn’t jive w/your "no trespassing". #
• 16:12 Hoped the headache I woke up with would leave but it’s only gotten worse. Light sensitive & getting nauseated. Visually focusing is hard. #
• 17:48 Going to do things that don’t require staring at light box: listing costume/prop items for shoots, brainstorming & showering. #
• 19:49 Oh my god! My toilet just overflowed! I just watched it in horror, unable to believe it was happening to me. #
• 19:55 We have 2 whole bags of new panties waiting to be claimed by Delia or I for photo shoots, but I can’t FIND one of those bags -agh! #
• 20:18 Phew! Found it; we’re talking about something like fifty pairs of bargain-hunted panties stocked up for matching to future shoots. #
• 21:13 Oooh! Thunder & lightning! Don’t be surprised if our net connection goes down again . . . #
• 21:27 Wow. I can’t believe how many people blogs do not have rss feeds. I’m guilty on a few of my blogs of not posting links to my feeds, but … #
• 22:07 Why can’t Amazon make it easy to find out which book is the FIRST in a series, and so on? Jesus Key-righst! #
• 22:44 I think I should go to bed while that tylenol is still working on my head. Tomorrow is a show day so I need to be in TOP FORM! #

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• 10:09 Awake, but still sleeeeeepy; I feel really groovy, too. Like, GROOVY! #
• 10:51 Gonna have my usual luna bar & tea in bed, maybe with the local paper & an additional hour or so of sleep; fitful/too nightmarish last nite #
• 12:37 The nap didn’t happen, but I feel more alert. Happy to read of e-recycle thing on Sat.: means I can get rid of all-in-one w/broken printer. #
• 13:17 Super excited about cleaning up my office & taking advantage of space left by broken printer. Puttering, dusting, vacuuming, rediscovering. #
• 16:13 Filing. Hours of filing. And sorting; I have piles of lists, notes on ideas, things I collect to "remember", blah blah blah. #
• 16:15 I need to eat something before I continue with this cleaning/sorting/tidying project. #
• 17:53 If you’re watching me bizarrely cleaning & micro-arranging (then REarranging) the things on my dresser, I’m not OCD! This is um, meditative. #
• 19:40 Yes, I’ve spent whole day cleaning office & still not done; that’s what happens when you don’t have your own IT dept, file clerk, maid, etc. #
• 20:00 Just watched the sun set; going to have a taco dinner (made by Delia) now. Yum! #
• 21:50 Fellow webwhores: do you relate to comedians when you watch documentaries about comedians? imdb.com/title/tt0328962/ I do. Watch! #
• 22:13 Bloggers: when I read one of your opening sentences four times & still don’t understand, is it your writing that’s the problem or my brain? #
• 22:14 FYI: by "you" I don’t mean YOU (this time); trying to read a blog of someone who doesn’t tweet & it’s throwing me off. #
• 00:11 "Smart" people & their stupid fucking acronyms: I go off on bloggers & local politico who refuses to explain LGBT: tinyurl.com/3tqg9d #
• 00:50 One of these days I will get up to speed & start reading blogs using a feed reader. I’m so old-fashioned. #

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• 11:19 Been trying to figure out inexpensive ways to make our bedroom look photogenic. Going to the bank w/Delia to open an account for her. #
• 13:23 Gah! The dude at the bank was painfully thorough; took way too long for a process that should have taken 5 minutes max (after long-ass wait) #
• 15:19 Had a nice lunch of Thai takeout while we watched The Deadliest Catch. Resuming online shopping/bargain hunting for bedroom. #
• 15:20 My goal is to make our bedroom a tiny bit cuter for shooting & spend less than a hotel room for shooting in for two nights . #
• 16:56 Whoah there, Ikea: I’m not paying $221.00 for shipping! I guess this means we need to take a trip to RENTON (hint hint, my R-living pal). #
• 19:34 My surge hasn’t happened but I think we’re going to fuck tonight. We can’t be going a whole week or whatever w/o sex. Well, since Sunday. #
• 19:42 Going to the store for some Rotel to mix with beans; sometime after will be dinner, television, FUCKING, and housecleaning (or early sleep). #
• 21:12 The stage is now set for LOVEmakin! #

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• 11:11 Sometimes my boobs feel enormous when I get out of bed & I just want to juggle them. But picking dry flakes of skin off my face beats boobs. #
• 11:44 Time to make a plumper AVS site with my chubby pics; I have *way* more rolls than the girls being marketed as mini-fatties. #
• 14:03 Glargh; work interrupted by need to re-login disconnected cams. Drives me up a WALL. #
• 14:44 I think it’s lunchtime. Getting carried away with feeder/feedee fantasies (which I know are, like, totally unhealthy!). #
• 15:48 Oh no — I am totally scatting to the sax solo in Spandau Ballet’s "True". I love this song! Shoot me! #
• 15:49 This is totally why people pay to watch/hear my spycams. #
• 16:20 I am not an IRS hater, but when did they decide to make it a train ride through hell trying to figure out where to e-file an extension? #
• 16:26 Grrrrr . . . I do NOT WANT to use a 3rd party to e-file an extension; when did they decide to fuck us this way? Retarded. #
• 19:15 Ahhhhhyessssssss – just got back from an hour of dance-like exercise class. SO AWESOME & Delia has dinner ready; I lead a charmed life. #
• 19:23 My complaint today is w/private biz being used as middlemen between us & the IRS; we should be able to efile directly w/IRS like before. #
• 19:24 I don’t have inherent distrust of the IRS the way most people do; I’m *way* more leery of how they’re farming stuff out to corps. Scary! #
• 20:03 Brewing some chai to go with the chicken masala Delia cooked up. #
• 21:26 Going to take a call with my wanker & maybe ask him which domain is better for chubby site: jellyrolljane.com or rubenx.com #
• 00:05 About my plans for a chubby site & why I feel the need for one: tinyurl.com/6knjsw #
• 00:11 Shit. I totally wanted to go to sleep early tonight, but that’s not going to happen. Blogging gets my brain too wound up, even dumb blogging #

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• 11:05 Happily dreamt I got a super positive on a preg test. In real life I haven’t even ovulated yet. It’s bill-pay/checkbook balancing morning. #
• 11:29 Okay, before I dive into Quicken I need my luna bar, tea & some booktime. #
• 12:17 Postponed bfast & went ahead with money stuff first. Tummy is growling but may as well wait for Delia to go to gym b4 I tuck into food. #
• 12:19 Sometimes (most times?) the layers of networking & web two point oh-ing going on are WAY over my head/too much for me to wade through. #
• 12:24 I’m starting to wonder how the Trixie in the Speed Racer MOVIE was given the last name of Fontaine (like mine). Not from original. #
• 12:29 Or is it? How did this happen to me? I chose Fontaine based on Jackie Collins’ "The Bitch" lead/protag. #
• 13:28 How did it get to be this time of day and I still haven’t eaten anything? #
• 14:01 Tea brewing now; going to have to augment belated breakfast with cookies & peanut butter cups plus inspirational reading & list-making. #
• 15:01 Taking a bath then I NEED to go to doctor’s to buy favorite brand of b vitamins (must . . . take . . . mass quantities . . . of b’s). #
• 16:39 Scanning pics for a members-only update. #
• 19:02 Taking a break from my scanning project to consume the feast Delia has prepared. #
• 20:02 Back to work! I’m chilly though . . . my shirt is too thin. #
• 23:27 Uploading photo gallery now; it was labor-intensive with text/memories written for each photo. I hope members will like it. #
• 00:19 Time to reheat my water bottle for my feet and clamber into bed. #

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• 10:09 Going to putter a little bit then return to bed for some nooky. #
• 11:52 Mmmmm . . . what a delightful fuck we had! Uh-oh; barely legal myspace hottie continues to remind me he is a "grown man". Tempting . . . #
• 13:27 Been working on promo stuff and now am considering going to the store to procure delicious deli meats to go with our sprouts & croissants. #
• 14:35 Just got the most erotically non-sexual email from a helpful inventor providing me scientific advice on staying warm shooting outside. #
• 14:39 I guess that sounds lame, but this communique is an absolute GEM (and just saying "helpful inventor" makes me happy). #
• 15:02 I know it’s sick & wrong that I eat meat when I can’t even bear to kill a spider. But maybe if I tasted roast beef upon killing a spider… #
• 16:01 Grrr . . . logging cams back into our most unstable spycam plugin. Drives me BATSHIT how often they go down. #
• 16:06 Sometimes I wonder if people who promote my site try on purpose to select my most unflattering photos to expose to the world. #
• 18:13 twitpic.com/cmu <- Customized here: www.ugo.com/channels/comics/heromachine2/heroMachine2.asp #
• 18:42 Wow. I have had two of the most splendid bowel movements of my life today. It’s like my whole life is being realigned just by pooping. #
• 19:04 Is it my imagination or did I used to be capable of writing coherently without taking ten years? Am I getting stupider or less confident? #
• 20:51 Been working on a blog draft. Now we’re eating dinner & watching Oprah’s Big Give. #
• 22:30 Cheating death, one obnoxious camshow at a time: tinyurl.com/5lp4re #
• 23:25 A recent Chewbacca-like turn-on for me: tinyurl.com/5uwudz #
• 23:46 I think it’s bedtime. Or booktime, at least. #
• 00:48 Ohhhhhhhyeah . . . did some stretching, cuddling & breaking up of my stale chi) by candlelight. Delia’s warming beans & rotel for chip dip. #

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• 09:25 Going to do a little stretching, breakfasting, video downloading & office cleaning, & getting ready for my show in 3.5 hours. #
• 12:24 My wanking arm is really sore after yesterday’s massage; will I be able to keep my hitachi magic wand in my little death grip for two shows? #
• 15:06 Had a pleasant show; getting out of the house now for some lunch before my NEXT show. Getting "fresh air" is nice sometimes. #
• 16:57 Wow – it’s an amazingly beautiful Pac NW day. I’m so glad we got out for a stroll, shared catfish lunch, & dockside ice cream cones. #
• 19:32 We’re going to take the dog for a walk and, ummm, share a burrito somewhere. Does that sound like a kinky anonymous park threesome? #
• 21:23 What a fucking glorious day/night. Just . . . beautiful and happy. Frogs, half moon, perfect temperature . . . everything. #
• 23:45 A boringish blog entry about my recent state of mind: tastytrixie.com/blog/2008/04/deal.html #
• 00:18 Going to start getting ready for bed. Planning on fucking sometime Sunday/tomorrow morning. #
• 00:39 Feeling sad upon reading my favorite children’s book artist/illustrator/editor died a few years ago: tinyurl.com/5ck6qr #
• 00:44 Jesus. I never know what is going to make me sob. Maybe it’s that she was only 65. And my mom is almost. & my dad was only a few older than. #

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• 09:13 I’m awake, but not really "up" yet. #
• 09:18 And I am not going to feel guilty about getting a massage today: tinyurl.com/674s6d #
• 10:43 Most offensive thing I’ve read this morning: "These girls are the real thing, posing for Playboy for the status, not for the money." #
• 11:48 ‘Tis now time for me to bathe in preparation for a massage which I’ll probably follow-up w/a nap upon return. New porn on trixie.com #
• 14:39 Massage was great! Heating up leftovers & half-assedly did some wacky exercise thing that happens to be on FIT tv. #
• 21:44 Taking it easy with post-massage toxic-release feeling you get when it’s been too long. Watched imdb.com/title/tt0912586/ (WATCH!). #
• 23:12 Discovering my taste in books leans heavily towards the dark, boring & plotless, according to reviews of books I love. #
• 23:16 I obviously need to just go to coma, but first? A ham sandwich, please! And tEVILision? Just one delicious squirt? #

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• 09:05 Just woke up, let the dog out, need to let the dog in because she’s freaking out to get back in (then she’ll freak out to go back out, etc.) #
• 09:08 Whoah, she’s frisky! Jumping on Delia in the bed, running in crazed circles around the house . . . #
• 10:23 Time for breakfast, a hot water bottle for my feet in bed, and turning the pages of a fresh book I haven’t read. Setting the timer for 60. #
• 11:33 I love it when zits slow-leak pus that crisps into tiny salty mountains on my face overnight. The joy of picking these off is indescribable. #
• 11:33 But now? Now I must work! Actually, now I must prep some packages to go into the mail. My mom’s milk duds have been tempting Delia. #
• 11:53 Woops! I meant to say whoppers, not milk duds. They’re fond of malted milk balls NOT stiff caramel turds. #
• 12:48 Blogging about masturbating always makes me want to masturbate. Waiting for Delia to go to the gym so I can do it in private. #
• 13:07 I really want to masturbate in private. HATE that my door won’t even close, let alone lock, due to cam cables, etc. About to lose my mind. #
• 13:37 When I get rich I am building myself a private masturbation/porn closet secret room thingy. #
• 14:23 Whew! 3 orgasms later I feel much better (except now I don’t feel like finishing blog entry). Lunch time? #
• 14:49 Why am I watching girls on youtube reinterpreting the Philip Seymour Hoffman phone scenes from "Happiness"? #
• 16:07 FUCK me running! Time zone shit is off on Rude so my carefully planned News Flash is all fucked up. I have *1* hour planned, NOW, not later. #
• 16:10 And I do not have two hours to make it up to members who planned on 4 pm plus Rude people who planned on 5 pm. Dark cloud over my head. #
• 16:40 There are too many cool people in the world that I’ll never have the time to get to know or the social skills to befriend. #
• 16:55 Oh yeah. I almost forgot I have to put on PANTS before I go out in the world to run errands. #
• 18:32 Going to the movies. Was working on my new GoodReads profile: www.goodreads.com/profile/trixiefontaine #
• 21:49 Miss Pettigrew? A deeeeeeeeeeelight!! A real MOVIE, totally fucking awesome. Could almost smell Amy Adams’ ginger pussy in silk tap pants. #

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