My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

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  • 18:48 Been editing photos we took today. Hoping we’re going to eat soon. #
  • 20:56 Enjoyed hot girl-on-girl kissing Star Trek: Deep Space Nine episode while we ate Chicken Piccata. It’s all downhill from here tonight. #
  • 21:23 Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck me. I just totally fucked up the work I did by batching resized photos to the wrong folder. #
  • 21:32 Seriously, I do not know if I can stand going through the same 97 pics to photoshop out that huge zit on my face. Oh, the redumbassy. #
  • 22:49 You know what I hate about silicone sex toy manufacturers? They’re too busy being tasteful to make huge, obscene, "realistic" dongs. #
  • 10:29 Even webwhore pornographers can have totally BORING dreams about work. You’d think there’d be more fucking, but there’s not. #
  • 12:55 Dreamweaver is freaking out on me; just selecting an item & deleting it is like pushing boulders through half-dry tar. It’s bad. #
  • 13:36 Hellow, migraine. I know it’s my own damned fault that you’re here. Still, I feel like crying (and that only makes it worse). #
  • 14:05 Boo, football spoilers on twitter! we’ve got ours on the DVR & haven’t started watching. Not that Seahawks doing poorly is a surprise . . . #
  • 15:12 Dreamweaver is only having probs with my main site (others & new files work fine); wonder if defragging actually fucked things up somehow. #
  • 16:59 Trying to update our clip store, but it’s protesting with slowness. Almost everything I’ve tried to do today has responded in slow motion. #

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  • 13:02 I can’t find my clit on google!! A rant: tinyurl.com/6jw9xp #
  • 13:56 Totally overdue for bill-paying and breakfast. Also, constipated. #
  • 17:10 Just got back from the bank & picked up some spicy tuna on the way home. Yes, I’m one of those retards who can’t resist making sushi jokes. #
  • 22:40 Massively horny after looking at guys jacking off on Barbie dolls. On a less pleasant note, I think I’m coming down with a cold/sore throat. #
  • 23:10 Shouldn’t have checked email before going to fuck; close friend just found out her newborn has Down’s Syndrome. Not tragic, but still emo. #
  • 01:44 Surfing a forum where it’s AGAINST the rules to discuss health concerns related to the chemicals in sex toys. Jesus fucking christ. #

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  • 12:49 We stayed up way too late; I didn’t go to sleep until after 6. It was fun! We never do that . . . #
  • 21:32 If a tree falls and no one tweets about it . . . yeah. I’m totally alive! My farts STILL rattle the windows . . . #
  • 22:10 Just scheduled 3 shows and a members-only chat session for Thanksgiving weekend / Friday & Saturday. #
  • 23:36 Showered, smeared on yummy lotion, and about to do some stretching (but in the dark, so you can’t see — sorry, toots!). #

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  • 11:31 Ooogh-stayed up way too late; feeling stiff & sore all over. Even my nipples hurt when I brushed them against .. hey, let me try that again! #
  • 12:03 Nice ploy, Duracell: your chargers won’t recharge just one or two batteries; no, you must have more than a couple in them to activate. #
  • 13:10 There’s nothing more annoying than the phone ringing when you’re trying to take a dump. #
  • 13:33 Doing a little research before I post my dollfacial / freaky mask video on our clip store. #
  • 14:21 Okay. This is definitely more of a doll fetish than a mask fetish video. Now sidetracked making plans for trixiedoll.com #
  • 16:06 I think my ritalin just wore off . . . suddenly I’m aware that while I *was* successfully doing 250 things, I now can do nothing but panic. #
  • 20:11 I love complicating things. In order to update our clips store (clips4sale.com/studio/8131) I *had* to throw up 2 more pages. #
  • 20:12 So now there’s finally something on TrixieDoll.com and BorgPorn.com – not much, but something is better than nothing. #
  • 20:34 Beginning to defrag — really needs it after it was stuffed and I deleted/moved/made room on it. #
  • 02:04 We’re enjoying infomercials ("I can’t believe I’m doing the hand jive with Bowser!") & planning to stay off our computers tomorrow. #

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  • 09:40 I’m so proud of myself; I’m letting one of my stupider unused domains expire instead of letting it auto-renew. #
  • 10:14 After I eat breakfast & do some reading I’ll be stretching and/or exercising once I log in the Wherever Cam in the parlor. #
  • 10:30 Distracted from breakfast by booty-shaking videos on youtube. Woops. Back to the originally scheduled program . . . #
  • 11:20 Three battery chargers and still none of them will recharge the batteries I need most. Egads! #
  • 12:34 Brrr! My hands are so cold after spending time outside with the camera. #
  • 13:26 Hmph. Can’t seem to find local copies of a bunch of my finished videos that I wanted to use to build promos. #
  • 15:22 Made another questionnaire for members re: body hair & women. Will follow up later with ones on age & body types. #
  • 16:01 Whoah; I just googled "where to broadcast live spycams voyeurcams" & 1st 2 results were our sites. Was looking for free places to transmit. #
  • 16:16 Pretty backwards when you’re actually ANNOYED with a search engine for returning your sites on the first page. #
  • 18:06 Surfing webmaster boards & free porn galleries to figure out how best to format video clip promos. Doing a flash test right now. #
  • 01:37 Finally! I finished my "Am I a Lesbian?" post: tinyurl.com/64r6np #
  • 01:51 Sooooooo overdue for bedtime. Body aching from sitting at computer so long. Good thing I stretched this morning. Need snacks & sleep now. #

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  • 08:46 By this time yesterday our dog had been in & out 50 times, but today, because it’s raining, she doesn’t want to come back inside at all. #
  • 09:16 It’s very strange, being at home but unable to check my email first thing in the morning. #
  • 11:06 Been checking some of our stats (something I rarely do) with breakfast. Now getting ready for a meeting & buying the cable we need. #
  • 14:37 Lunch: the time when I finally get up & stop deluding myself that simply STARING at the computer screen is going to make me rich. #
  • 16:40 Happy that our local computer shop had the cable we needed in their back room. Partitioning hard drive now. 2 more machines to go (later). #
  • 17:21 Shot some gloomy, rainy photos & am now reviewing camera manual to, you know, LEARN something while waiting to move stuff around on machine. #
  • 18:54 I need to make myself some flash cards or something. #
  • 23:56 I just posted some photos & music I’ve been listening to: tinyurl.com/5op5uz #
  • 00:42 Was going to upload some movies to our clips4sale store, but can’t seem to connect. Wonder if they’ve changed things yet again . . . #
  • 00:43 Going to have some noodlies and LA Ink in bed before we drop into dreamland. #

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  • 09:45 Clearly my machine wants a hard kick in the pants/reset before I record my vlog and finally post this video for members. Ugh. Machines! #
  • 10:55 Yay! Finally got new video, vlog, gallery & questionnaire posted for my members. Now I can eat breakfast. #
  • 13:17 Caught up on setting supporters up with special "by request" access to my supposedly obscene content. #
  • 14:11 I wonder if it’s possible for our connection to be any slower? Oh wait, must NOT tempt fate. Stop wondering now. #
  • 14:35 Right now I’m pretending that I don’t need to reset my modem and router to see if that helps with this sick slogging slowness. #
  • 16:21 Finally signed up for useqwitter.com/ so I can know when to unfollow some people who apparently didn’t realize I tweet poop & porn. #
  • 16:31 Also checking out friendorfollow.com. Not that I expect reciprocity, but if I feel like some1 followed me initially just to spam… #
  • 16:33 Of course I know people probably think that’s what I’m doing just because I don’t use twitter as a chat alternative. #
  • 16:41 Paring down my "following" list will give me some room/attention to pay to the people who followed me that I haven’t checked out yet. #
  • 20:12 Nightmare. Case won’t close unless we get the serial ata cable with the little "t" shape. I’m NOT crawling under my desk again until done. #
  • 20:18 This also means I won’t be checking my mail until we get the cable & the HD put in. Hope someone in town has it tomorrow. Doubtful though. #
  • 20:37 Decided to order cables to avoid this prob in future, but now I’m massively tempted to also order that hard drive docking station. STOP ME! #
  • 22:52 We are now going to see WHO! is America’s Next Top Model! And have some snacks. Going to give myself a quick whore’s bath first, though. #

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  • 10:41 The darker, longer nights make it hard for me to go to sleep early. Stayed up too late listening to music: Lou Reed, Teddy Thompson, etc. #
  • 10:48 I just ripped the most gurgly stinky fart ever. Or at least in the past twelve hours. #
  • 10:49 Ahhhh, smells a little like last night’s delicious meatloaf! What a sweet remember of those good times . . . #
  • 11:51 Picking up where I left off editing video last night. Taking main WebWhoreHQ cam down to do so. #
  • 13:11 Done editing — can hardly wait for this video to finish encoding & uploading so I can share it with members! #
  • 16:15 Video is still encoding. In the meantime, I’ve been working on a questionnaire/form/survey for members about their video preferences. #
  • 19:36 OMG. At this rate the video(s) won’t be done uploading for 4 or 5 hours. Considering an early bedtime to recalibrate our schedule. #
  • 20:37 No way I can keep my eyes open until this upload finishes. Will have to post tomorrow. Going to try to get to sleep early to start early. #
  • 20:46 I’m so excited about the three good books I’m reading that I’m about to drop into an intense narcoleptic funk. #
  • 21:28 Whoops! I overstimulated myself placing a much-needed order 4 Benefit Cosmetics. Reeled in by promos but limited 2 1 I took free pocket pal. #
  • 21:59 What does it mean when you get hot flashes in your vulva? Been going on for a few weeks . . . it’s pleasant, but odd. #
  • 22:12 I’m still awake at the computer and the videos still aren’t done uploading. Going to take my hot flashy vagina to bed w/a book for real now. #

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  • 10:57 OMG. A really hot guy I used to fuck years ago is now a guy with camera who hit me up for a shoot. I know someone who could use him . . . #
  • 12:41 Paid the bills, renewed sperm storage, and now my main machine is FREAKING out. Trying to shut that down then have some breakfast. #
  • 13:43 So overdue for breakfast. Must eat now — headache is imminent. #
  • 14:39 Going to look through some photos and to-do lists for shoot inspiration/focus-narrowing. #
  • 15:03 Getting very excited about different prospects for naughty-video-making. #
  • 16:16 Trying to explain my "vision" for our video shoot tonight. Even the simplest, most-basic porn shoots are way more complex than most think. #
  • 17:54 The only good thing about our mail JUST showing up/being late is it makes me feel okay about getting a slow start myself. I’m not alone! #
  • 18:40 Going to make a fun little fuck video and then? WE’RE GOING TO HAVE MEATLOAF AND MASHED POTATOES! Oh my lucky cunt & tummy! #
  • 19:29 Once I get the video started capturing I’ll be in & out of members-only chatroom during the boring bits where the machine does the work. #
  • 21:30 Had a great orgasm making a slightly easier video than originally planned; no way I will get it all edited, uploaded & posted tonight though #
  • 23:19 I feel so lucky & happy. It’s amazing what great food, sex & music can do to put me into a special perfect wholesome blessed frame of mind. #

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  • 10:24 Being stricken with cramps & diarrhea at 3 am can really interfere with compiling a full night’s sleep. #
  • 12:24 When people change their avatars it makes it hard for me to recognize people at a glance. They become strangers & I ignore them. #
  • 12:55 Chipping away at my to-do list, with a little housecleaning at the top. Tons of clothes laying around to stuff into closets & dirty laundry. #
  • 14:25 Been having a devil of a time troubleshooting our main bedroom cam’s connection. Hope problem is finally solved. #
  • 17:32 Feeling paralyzed, incompetent and overwhelmed today. Trying to be patient with myself. #
  • 22:19 I’m going to feel great, have lots of fuck and accomplish so much tomorrow, I can FEEL it! #
  • 22:22 Trying to persuade myself not to buy ClamAttack.com by putting the opportunity out here for all my tweeps. Rawk? Rawk? Rock Lobster!! #
  • 23:21 Ahhhhhhhhh! Did some therapeutic dance-y stuff to our Gabrielle Roth cd. So mind and body altering. #

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