Daily Trixie

• 10:34 I dreamed that my old doctor wanted me to prank call Dr. Martin Luther King in heaven & offer him a blowjob. #
• 16:15 Making fairly minor, temporary changes to spyonus.com/ took over four hours. One page only for now because no time for more. #
• 16:32 Getting up & out of the house will be good for me right now, even if only to cash a check & pick up "show day" sushi. @DeliaCD’s on cam now. #
• 18:13 Brrrrr . . . it’s way too fucking cold. Need to log out one of my office cams while I capture the video we shot last night. #
• 19:40 Yay! Just got off the phone with one of my dearest, longest camgirl pals, Sabrina/PrettyFace. Now getting ready for my show in 20 minutes. #
• 22:27 Twitter: please stop sucking ass because you’re fucking up our members-only pages by not loading. Makes us look like crapstars!! #

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• 10:30 Millions of violent dreams, including being shipwrecked & having to try to kill a freaky man with a hammer to his head. He was resilient. #
• 11:23 OK. I have already blown my email wad for today. Hoping to do some shooting behind closed doors today/tonight. #
• 11:38 RT @audaciaray important piece by @violetblue about teens, self portrait nude pics, and child porn twurl.nl/x18drl #
• 11:42 RT on a lighter note from @jimmcanally re: ZOMBIES AHEAD: tinyurl.com/c2s3nw #
• 12:29 Apparently I need to tweet more about @DeliaCD’s creative housewifely cooking skills so people stop critiquing my love of canned foods. #
• 12:30 Yes, we know about the magic of recipes & "from scratch". Do you know about the magic of "saving time" & devoting energy to "making money"? #
• 12:32 On the menu for this evening: @DeliaCD will prepare moonfish using her secret sauce accompanied by zucchini & couscous. Tomorrow? CHILICANS! #
• 12:59 I need to make me some eating-in-bed porn: tinyurl.com/bsppkn #
• 13:05 There are so many beautiful things in this world I want to buy: tinyurl.com/bugp8a #
• 13:55 @LexiLapetina I *love* your dark prom queen gallery: tinyurl.com/dxz4yw #
• 14:12 Only had time to post 5 new galleries here trixie.com/ – fave new one is the bodybuilder, Kathy. Time for lunch now! #
• 15:55 Looking for hooks my fingers have absorbed that weird junk-drawer smell of rubber bands, nails, inexplicably greasy screwdrivers, etc. #
• 17:47 My hair is shiny and smells really good. I just spent the past hour doing extremely boring site maintenance stuff. #
• 18:09 Ugh. Electricity just flickered. Submitting sites for review at one place. Looking forward to dinner. I am a bore. Dot Dash Dot. Space . . . #
• 19:55 Getting ready to shoot a little video action tonight; cleaning up in the bedroom, listening to Loreena McKennitt bcus we are dorky ponros. #
• 20:31 Sigh. Where is the head cleaner? Seriously, you think shooting porn is just SEX but it’s all (not that kind of) head cleaner & power cords. #
• 22:54 Okay. I *think* that will be a sweetly nerdlyesque amateur porno vid with a nice juicy cumshot at the end. #

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I just realized that none of my tweets mentioning @DeliaCD or @ ANYBODY have been posting here, which means most of the tweets involving fucking haven’t been posting.

I changed the formatting to include @replies which means now some things will be included that I don’t *want* to include, but at least nothing will be left out. Except when there’s a LoudTwitter or Twitter glitch.

• 10:08 Feeling thankful for waking up to bright sunshine and clear blue skies after a FULL night of sleep, even if too much was dreaming. #
• 11:18 Treated myself to buying some stamps! I don’t collect them, but I still geek out over them. Particularly excited about Poe & Alaska. #
• 14:38 Just got back from meeting, bank & drugstore. You never knew the life of a webwhore was so mundane, right? I bought tongue scrapers & Tucks! #
• 14:40 Also, I picked up birth control pills. I need to go back on them for awhile so that I don’t feel mentally ill. Will try to blog about it. #
• 17:36 Finally decided on frames today & ordered glasses; need to take more pictures w/my specs. Rx is -6.75, -4 (not to mention astigmatism). #
• 00:00 Massively exhausted in a good way. Going to go to bed early. Oh wait, it’s already midnight? Well . . . semi-early? #

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• 06:09 To say that my sleep has been disturbed or nonexistent lately would be an understatement. #
• 06:29 #myfirstjob Besides babysitting? 15 yo, data entry for school district. Input curriculum to db. Clear the teachers thought it was stupid. #
• 06:32 #myfirstjob Annoyed at self for dismissing babysitting as not a "real" job worthy of "myfirstjob" tweet. Child care IS a real (& hard) job! #
• 14:26 Network Solutions: it’s enough that you overcharge; must you also renew domains/bill me 4 fucking months before the domain expires?? #
• 14:50 Checking out www.happy-neuron.com/ to see if it will help my BRAINZ. #
• 16:41 Why was there an abandoned sock in front of our house? I took pictures of it & brought it inside to check for cum. None, so must be a sign. #
• 20:17 There’s no way I’m going to finish this video tonight. Especially since I wasted 45 minutes finding kinky stories & masturbating to them. #
• 20:27 I’ve only been taking Evening Primrose Oil (for hair, hormones, etc.) for two days, but it’s already obvious it makes for a very wet pussy. #
• 20:40 Posted my show & chat schedule for Friday & Saturday for members. Wondering what I can do tonight to sleep better than I have been. #
• 21:51 Maybe I’m one of those weird hillbilly nerds they make fun of on American Idol: tastytrixie.com/blog/2009/01/competition.html #
• 22:49 We’re watching Ballet Shoes – I only vaguely remember reading those books when I was little, but we’re loving the movie. #

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• 11:16 I don’t know why, but lately I’ve been agitated with horniness in the morning. It’s actually a very annoying feeling. #
• 13:26 Holy sudden stomach cramps; does the aroma of patchouli make anyone else suddenly feel like shitting their pants? #
• 20:24 Took ritalin after dinner, promptly fell asleep. Forced myself to get out of bed to do some exercise. Taking a commercial break to tweet. #
• 22:47 That exercise was great! Finally finished a couple of promos & sent them out to affiliates. Hope to finish a video for members tomorrow. #
• 23:18 Posted a few new galleries at the bottom of trixie.com – twinks don’t usually do it for me, but boy getting sucked by sideburns DOES! #

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• 10:26 Hoping our SOY cams didn’t go down last night before we had fun middle-aged sex grooving to the tune of Heart’s Magic Man. #
• 10:50 Someone should find out how many FTM transgender people had/have moms with underactive thyroids. If they haven’t already. #
• 13:57 It wasn’t easy, but for once they were able to get blood out of my arm instead of resorting to back of my hand. May get results in hours. #
• 19:55 My goal for tonight is to relax, get to sleep early, and get an hour or two more sleep tonight than what I’ve been getting in nights past. #
• 00:12 Just finished watching "Burn After Reading": 1st movie we’ve watched from start to finish in MONTHS, it seems like. #

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• 11:12 Tossed and turned last night in the dark for at least an hour before I fell asleep. And dreamt. All night long it felt like. So. TIRED. #
• 11:25 Made Monday appt. @ good Dr. office where I can order which lab tests I want myself. Must google a lot of thyroid & hormones before then. #
• 11:38 All I know is the 3 tests bad place ordered aren’t enough/same ones everyone says missed their thyroid prob. No T3, free testosterone, etc. #
• 13:21 FUCKING pissed. The fertility place that supposedly tested my thyroid last year & said results normal? Just found out they *didn’t* test it. #
• 13:22 I love how we paid thousands of dollars to have them invade my body, but the simple & obvious things they SKIPPED. #
• 13:27 Really really upset that I’m having to make this a part time job, researching & doublechecking & doing stuff DOCS WE PAY should do & know. #
• 18:42 Took a bath, put on my warm red dress, & feel like enjoying a long, hibernating coma. Continuing to read hormone stuff. #
• 18:51 Only reason I’m not in bed sleeping or completely zoned out: afraid spycam voyeurs will think I’m lazy. Going to go for it now anyway! #
• 18:59 Voyeurcams suck in the winter; all of our camless rooms are freezing cold; feel like I have no private place to cry. Going to cloak some. #
• 23:46 Bust mag: do you really think the "Amber Alert" headline for the Amber Tamblyn piece is wise? Oh, the tacky things we do to be witty. #
• 01:14 My earlier frown has been turned upside down by 1) brownies, 2) beginning to watch X-files movie, and 3) FUCKING. #

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• 10:26 And you may ask yourself, "how did I break a toenail while I was in bed sleeping?" Could those kinky 1ncest dreams have done it? #
• 21:21 Just got home; going to cuddle up and get cozy. I have a headache from too many stores with over-perfumed people & products. #
• 01:04 Felt like blogging to wind down tonight: tinyurl.com/argtx6 #

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• 08:56 Whoah! Aretha! Thanks for screaming "MY CUNT" front and center! Why NOT shout, "My Cunt!" at inauguration? LET IT RING! #
• 09:07 Hearing Simple Gifts made me start bawling (again). "Oaf of office" broke the tension though. #
• 09:46 Obama is the Star Fleet Captain of my heart. Also, LOVED the poem. Now I’m going to stop crying for awhile. #
• 09:55 Oh, Jill and your naughty tall black boots! You’re so hot! And I totally love Michelle’s buttery green leather gloves. Yum! #
• 09:59 I have a lot of kleenex to throw away now. And new boxes to buy. #
• 11:27 I love invoking the wrath of Obama & spouting the word "usury" when I’m on the phone with credit card companies. Not that it helps . . . #
• 13:50 Getting ready to go to Dr. armed with NOTES. I’ve never done that before, but since they treat me like crazy without them I might as well. #
• 15:51 If you’re a doctor and you think body mass index is something meaningful, I think you’re a fucking quack. #
• 19:44 Going to get RIT tomorrow to dye a couple old sets of curtains different colors. Probably red and . . . something else. Darker brown? #
• 20:59 I wish more people would talk about the poem today. Or at least MENTION it. #

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