My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

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  • 10:41 twitpic.com/1qat4 – A snag/pic of my boobs from one of the camshow archives I’m posting for members today. #
  • 13:15 I’m improving — I only opted out of about four minutes of that cardio burn exercise dvd today. Had to do all my sweating BEFORE showering. #
  • 13:57 @catchwmw BIAS = presenting "lady of the night" as unquestionably guilty & the gay-bashing is only "COULD be"/"an apparent" hate crime. #
  • 14:00 @catchwmw In other words, the gun-toting "victim" of the prostitute is somehow more believable than the gay victim wearing the sailor suit? #
  • 14:15 Or maybe I’m just being oversensitive. Anyhoo, some ham & eggs will distract me from what makes me love & hate cops & robbers (et al) shows. #
  • 16:20 Getting ready to shoot some pictures of @DeliaCD then she has a show, then I have a show. Hey, it’s 4:20! Not that that means anything here. #
  • 17:41 Going to use new giant silicone anal beads in my pussy during show tonight. Because my ass is so not up to this particular challenge. #
  • 17:50 I need to stop feeling like taking a nap and start feeling like taking a shower. Tempted to go with third option of masturbating instead. #
  • 18:57 Just came to this vid tastytrixie.rude.com/v/63m39BKGPd8 after watching his hands-free nut: tastytrixie.rude.com/v/JgiDNCmeh84 #
  • 21:09 Stupid tiny-diamond tennis bracelet; you are SO hard to get off. Good thing I just had orgasms or I’d cut off my hand to spite my bracelet. #
  • 21:13 I believe it is now time for @DeliaCD’s delicious enchilada soup and DOLLHOUSE! Oh, and I need to pee my head off, too. #
  • 22:33 Holy toledo . . . . it’s only 10:30 and I’m about to conk out. See yoou in the morning. #

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  • 10:19 My new mobile phone and wireless router do not play nice together. Lots of weird feedback noises. #
  • 10:22 The good news is that I’m looking forward to making this a super productive day. Starting with breakfast at my desk instead of in bed. #
  • 11:34 Getting email list updated so @DeliaCD can send out her five year site anniversary newsletter to past/current members. #
  • 13:52 Uploading some camshow archives for members & am about to get some exercise. Because my body is muy importante. #
  • 14:49 Feeling really bitchy about so much of my time being taken up by mundane bullshit. If I could just buy provisions & costumes to last a year! #
  • 15:47 Ahhhh . . . spending time outside petting the dog and plucking her excess floof/fur always calms me down about 25 notches. #
  • 16:16 What easy WYSISWG software are people using to build sites optimized for mobile devices? Porn-friendly, so NOT web-based please. #
  • 18:43 @_Wren_ Whoah!! Go to her site and you can figure out who she is yourself: www.isobelwren.com/ She’s great, IMO. #
  • 19:45 Singing, "My girlfriend makes me deviled eggs!" to the tune of "My Baby Takes the Morning Train". I *love* @DeliaCD’s eggies! #
  • 19:48 Now I’m going to take a bath. A *hot* bath. I need to close the door on the pottycam though to keep the heat inside the bathroom. #
  • 20:57 OMG — it’s amazing how quickly Tina Turner can put an 80’s synthesized whipcracky smile on my face. Better be good to me, INDEED! #
  • 21:00 Now we’re on to Tush . . . boring tasks (confirming TGP submissions) sometimes suck, but if you can do them with music it’s a huge bonus. #
  • 21:59 Need to unglue myself from desk in WebWhoreHeadquarters and head to bed . . . going to have bran cereal for a "treat". Hope it "moves" me. #
  • 23:23 Enjoyed some stretching and going to do some reading and try to get to sleep earlyish. #

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  • 09:26 I deserve a do-over on sleep since I wasted it dreaming about site design. The suck part is I didn’t even come up with any new ideas! #
  • 10:53 On hold w/phone co. again. Apparently someone has all my info & hijacked my ph#/had it ported out to a different co. Sigh. This is ugly. #
  • 11:03 @vinyl_mike Who is Mr. Peniston? What I don’t get is how someone has my SS# to do this, so makes me feel it’s a neighbor not some1 online. #
  • 15:49 The luddite attempts her first text message to Twitter. Did she succeed? #
  • 16:19 The very definition of bullshit is the fact that IT’S SNOWING RIGHT NOW. #
  • 18:54 twitpic.com/1p485 – The white shit is sticking! #
  • 19:41 We were going to go see The Wrestler tonight, but with the snow . . . bloogh. Can’t even watch tv because our DirecTV isn’t working. #
  • 19:48 Having a hard time getting anything done with this being the first day without a headache since . . . Thursday? Friday? Dunno. Very sleepy. #
  • 20:02 Phew! Our satellite reception came back JUST in the nick of time. For Idol, of course. If we can’t see The Wrestler, we CAN see Nick/Norman! #
  • 22:18 @catchwmw Get that guy out of the middle of I-5! Does your man on the streets have a death wish? Stop him if he tries to dress like a sailor #

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  • 09:59 We had great sex last night which recharged my period. And now I’m running late with my Monday morning routine . . . #
  • 13:50 Just got home from a meeting and running an assload of errands. Have a BLISTERING hot headache. Wish I could just go lie down. #
  • 14:12 Blocking someone who doesn’t like my menstrual tweets & I don’t like his comments about how girls’ faces look like run over by a Zamboni. #
  • 14:46 twitpic.com/1nnm1 – 6 weeks ago if I’d have had a headache I couldn’t have mustered even a half-smile like this one. Today? YES! #
  • 15:15 Ha! I don’t think it’s a coincidence that my headache is fading 20 minutes after taking my 1st birth control pill in a week. I <3 estrogen! #
  • 15:23 Sweet — I just posted my Masked Mardis Gras Gallery & vlog for our members. Now for some lunch and a lie-down. #
  • 15:33 Man, I thought "poop" would be one of my top five words tweeted, but I was wrong: tinyurl.com/b8c2qy #
  • 19:51 Just spent a few hours celebrating my headache’s fade by doing things that practically invited it to return. Now? Getting back to work. #
  • 21:01 Last night’s foreplay & 3 pics from my Mardi Gras Strap-On gallery: tinyurl.com/d25xdr #
  • 00:00 Just watched a harrowing episode of Intervention (Nicole) where I was screaming at her parents on the tv. Women need asylum in this country. #

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  • 09:10 Holy shit – just woke up to sunshine and news of impending arrest in Chandra Levy case?? Will miracles never cease?!? #
  • 09:33 In the middle of this awesome post by @amberlrhea with her notes & experiences of class: is.gd/km1V #
  • 09:35 For the record, I think personal blogging about class is way more intense, intimate, and revealing than blogging about sex. #
  • 10:16 Working on sending out another promo. Boring, I know, but we’ve only met our daily sales goal ONCE this entire month. Need to double it up. #
  • 11:56 @HeavyB & @AdorableAudrey an hour or 3 of pleasure on a Saturday morning is more than acceptable! This is the weekend for "normal" people. #
  • 11:57 Proud of myself for exercising five days in a row. Going to grab the mail, water some plants, and resume working now. Maybe have some lunch? #
  • 12:53 Running low on lube & also need condoms for a couple of toys we want to use/shoot with that smell toxic, so doing some online shopping. #
  • 14:29 Shit – forgot I was brewing tea. Going to have to start over from the start. That’s what happens when you’re too impatient to stand there. #
  • 14:35 @Mia We call it cock sauce, too. And man, you’re making me so hungry for pho and greasy pork dong. #
  • 14:44 Considering throwing one computer out the window that won’t stop making a loud vibrating sound. Tried milder measures, but only temp fixes. #
  • 14:53 @Mia I *like* the cock sauce, but @DeliaCD is a way bigger fan of the cock sauce. She wants a hot load of cock sauce on EVERYTHING she eats! #
  • 14:55 @captainjack63 Thanks for the tip. There’s nothing I like better than tightly screwing hardware. And I need to put a drive in my box anyway. #
  • 17:37 OMFG – logged into #qwest and THEY CANCELED MY ORDER TO GET MY PHONE BACK THAT NEVER SHOULD HAVE BEEN TAKEN AWAY. #
  • 18:10 Freaking out. All my cell calls are being forwarded to mysteriously disconnected home # so THAT looks not in service as well. #qwest SUCKS. #
  • 18:19 Holy shit — I wonder if it’s our crazy neighbors (who we’ve called 911 on b4): portland.indymedia.org/en/2005/04/315036.shtml #
  • 18:48 I’m also now convinced that my previous paranoia over our power bill being so high & lights flickering is our neighbors stealing from us. #
  • 20:48 I know other people love shopping for mobile phones, but I detest it. Still, has to be done. Recs welcome, particularly from PSOs. #

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  • 10:34 Made a massage appt for this afternoon. I haven’t had one since I got my wacky hormones normalized; it’ll be nice to have it feel GREAT. #
  • 11:24 Heads up: WaiterRant wants to interview Vegas sex workers, strippers, etc. about TIPPING for next book: waiterrant.net/?p=880 #
  • 12:11 Do you think the "puberty" text is pushing it in this free gallery I made of @DeliaCD? tinyurl.com/bxyf6b #
  • 13:19 Somebody shoot me; I’m considering going back to blonde again. Blonde is so money! And the sun is shining . . . . fuck. FUCK BLONDE HAIR! #
  • 17:57 Started watching unrated Max Payne with our sushi; it kinda blew so we switched to Forensic Files. #
  • 18:35 Yay — finally finished the 12 steps it takes to build & send out promo galleries to affiliates. Should do this every week but sheesh . . . #
  • 19:13 Time to call my wanker — "girlfriend" needs to replenish her depleted massage account money. Mmm, I’m still greasy from today’s! #
  • 20:36 Even with a headset the sound of a mobile phone just sucks out my lifeforce. #Qwest better have my shit back up by Monday. #
  • 21:52 Holy crap — we just did a slow stretch/yoga thing that rocked, literally. Hips rocking and opening and lower back massaging. Now hungry. #
  • 23:35 Squeeee!!! Dollhouse did NOT disappoint tonight. When she was punching that fucker in the face I totally creamed my panties. #

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  • 11:38 Sigh. Didn’t have the most fun paying bills and stuff this morning. Going to get ready to go to the bank. #
  • 14:11 Feeling great after getting some exercise. Well, MOSTLY great. All except for a sneaky headache being a nuisance above my eyes. #
  • 15:34 Nothing exciting to report unless you get off on hearing me talk about housecleaning, meal-planning, grocery lists & sleepiness. #
  • 16:35 Having a sneeze attack after vacuuming & plucking tufts of fur off of our husky. #
  • 20:38 The hell? Tried to call my wanker & our line is dead. Called home ph from cell says # not in service. Bill paid on time, very confused/mad. #
  • 20:41 No, person w/accent I can’t understand. It’s not the dsl causing a problem or why would it say my number is not in service when I call it? #
  • 20:42 #qwest Guaranteed most obnoxious, longest, rudest, most bullshit hoop-jumping customer "support" ever. #
  • 20:44 Hanging up on #qwest. I am not wasting my evening on this. They better have the bitch fixed by tomorrow & us have no need for 911. #
  • 20:47 If I could buy jewelry for @DeliaCD on a whim, I’d buy this Frank Gehry necklace for her: tinyurl.com/gehry-fish Surprise, honey! #

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  • 09:35 I wonder if my period will start before, after or during my show today at 2 (pacific) . . . #
  • 11:21 Getting ready to go out and buy some trashy romance books. For . . . ummmm . . . research. So I can practice my skillz. #
  • 16:13 Spent some time lavishing myself with warmmmmm sunshine while I had a snack in the parlor. Going to do some blogging & thinking w/tea now. #
  • 16:36 I like this image of the man with the blue balls all over his face: www.artistaday.com/?p=3397 #
  • 17:50 How my new hormones are effecting my cunt: tinyurl.com/azdcj4 #
  • 21:16 Just got back from a twelve-step meeting. Really glad I went. #
  • 23:52 Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful. Hate me because I chose to watch House Bunny. And enjoyed it. #

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  • 10:33 Getting ready for some hot, soothing tea for breakfast before our members-only chat at noon (pacific)/in 90 minutes. #
  • 11:33 Awesome. I just filled my pill box up with my supplements and promptly set it somewhere I’d never find it again. NEED my iodine! #
  • 17:52 OMG. Googling an ex I found a page with paypal logins (username & password), cpanel logins, voicemail logins, bank logins, etc. #
  • 18:37 I can’t believe how many people charge other people money for services (ex. web security) that they don’t understand. God help them. #
  • 00:45 Had two great orgasms during my show earlier. Just spent way too much time answering some questions about porn and the recession. Bedtime. #

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  • 14:23 Just got home; gotta pee, warm up the house, log all the disconnected cams back in, etc. then check the email pile-up. #
  • 14:50 God, porn review sites annoy the FUCK out of me, the way they sell people short who are LIVE on cam, interact w/customers, etc. #
  • 17:21 Mmmm . . . so good to be home. Still trying to warm up, though. Towards that end, I’m going to take a bath. #
  • 20:19 Enjoyed some anchovies & salad. Posted a blog entry with Valentine pics of me wearing legwarmers & little else: tinyurl.com/cqt6zh #
  • 20:29 Oh! Forgot to mention we came home to presents from @AmberLily. One naughty, the other naughtIER! #
  • 20:47 Thank GOD I finally pooped . . . it’s been, like, three days. I guess when I’m away from twitter I just can’t GO. #
  • 22:58 Submitted free gallery of @DeliaCD w/Obama dildo to 373 tgp’s, some of which might ban me because it’s not "straight" enough for them. #

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