Daily Trixie

• 11:35 In my hideaway browsing music on YouLicense.com which is pretty fucking awesome if you have a budget for music for your web prods, etc. #
• 12:37 @robgokeemusic Andropause is a real thing, actually . . . I totally believe lots of people’s endocrine systems need fine tuning. #
• 13:01 I want to go outside for fresh air/exercise but HATE doing that on a sunny Saturday. Ugh . . . there are PEOPLE out there. #
• 15:12 OMG — getting a massive hardon looking at old yearbook photos of wrestling team from my high school. #
• 15:45 Just ordered a pizza from a very HIGH, very chatty woman. It was an excruciating conversation to endure. #
• 15:47 Her: "F". . . as in Frank? Me: No, "S" as in Sam. Her: (long pause) . . . . okay . . . FRANK. #
• 15:49 Me: no! SAM! "S" as in "SAM"! Her: oohhh (raucous laughter) I thought you meant fam, like The FAM! @DeliaCD suggested "S" as in STONED. #
• 16:22 Alterna-eerie version of "Every Breath You Take": is.gd/KczF That’s exactly what the inside of my brain sounds like in finer moments. #
• 18:36 @DClaudeKatz LMAO — yeah, if I’d have said Sierra she’d have said, "Fiero? Cool car . . . " #
• 18:38 @Planetdome The pizza *did* come & was worth every painful moment I spent ordering it. Thanks! Think I’ll have another slice now . . . #
• 19:32 We have a crow or two that hang out in our yard that are only two steps away from being pets. I <3 crows!! #
• 19:37 I have a show at the top of the hour, but it might be a little red & fleshy (see also @BloodyTrixie for details if you’re into that). #
• 21:08 It’s official. I think this higher estrogen pill makes my orgasms way less intense. Like . . . THAT’S IT??? #
• 01:01 When I try to find g-rated pics to share with civilians I’m reminded that even with clothes on all of our pics are still obviously porn. #
• 01:02 If we aren’t flashing something or taking something off in our pics, the looks on our faces & angles clearly indicate we’re ABOUT to do so. #
• 03:14 Have been lying in bed for too long without falling asleep so I’m getting up & going to the guest room to read. #

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• 08:47 Now that people can text me emails I get stuff like this in the mail: "I need to see u nuge.now " #
• 09:00 Got hit with my first notice of a reduced credit limit. I didn’t get enough sleep to greet this day with open arms. Going back to bed. #
• 10:41 I like threads like this one focusing on extremely specific details, like the Harlow bra by Felina (I’m at the bottom): is.gd/JcT8 #
• 14:17 Just cleaned up a few pages in my members-only area so they’re less obnoxious and added a new plugin on the bonus page. #
• 14:20 Phew! Magically, my credit limit was RAISED on a different card with a different issuer on same day as other one was lowered. #
• 14:48 Feeling bad for @AmberLily whose home loan was denied, and setting out to run some errands. Be back soon! #
• 16:07 Summer really feels like it’s here now – it’s balmy out & Ijust got books 2 & 3 of Abhorsen Trilogy & 2 & 3 of Gossip Girl. #
• 20:59 A couple of new additions — Oasis & Born Whore — to my blog link list: bit.ly/5o1iW #
• 22:24 Just broke out in a cold sweat upon reading invitation to lunch w/ old Mormon crush & his wife when they travel to our hometown. COLD sweat. #
• 22:30 Actually, that sweat was so immediately, uncomfortably sauna-like I couldn’t even distinguish between hot/cold with nausea distracting me. #
• 22:32 @jasonbhart Baby, you HAVE to know about Des Moines, WA if you know ANYTHING about Mary Kay and Vili. ;)~ #
• 22:35 I wonder if I should have attended their "Hot for Teacher" party for blog fodder or if that’s too gross for even ME: is.gd/JEdv #
• 22:48 Reading an AWESOME, thorough review of @DeliaCD’s site & our network: is.gd/JEMw Makes me very happy. #
• 23:01 Another (deliciously flattering)entry on @DeliaCD with newer pics from the same blogger: is.gd/JFfE #

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• 11:24 @ms_bbwliz If I brought up FITA during #amazonfail it was only to point out inconsistencies; I would defend books w/those themes to death. #
• 11:29 @ms_bbwliz And thank YOU because I just learned a valuable lesson about coming across exactly like the people who bug the shit out of me. #
• 14:27 Post-shower. Hair dry as a scarecrow’s even though I consistently seem unable to completely rinse conditioner out of hair behind right ear. #
• 15:09 hoodcanalbridge.blogspot.com/ ROCKS. I LOVE how WA celebrates & shares progress on bridge building. Beautiful. #
• 19:03 Been amusing myself writing a story for members that’s only half done & already 3 times longer than I wanted the finished story to be. #
• 19:04 By the way, that’s not a good thing. I’m a rank fucking amateur. But it *is* fun & delightful for *me*! Members may not agree, though. #
• 22:43 Phew! New vlog, Heat Rash Romance Gallery & The Panty Phantom story Part I posted for members. #
• 23:08 Oh my god I’m a dork. Just got a pang of heartache seeing facebook friend request & note from one of my Mormon high school crushes. #
• 23:10 Oh no. Oh NOOOOOOOOO. {moaning because he looks so cute in his thumbnail}. Do not want to find out that he’s married & still Mormon. #
• 23:19 I feel so old & so distanced from everybody. Not that I want to be closer exactly, it just feels weird, comparing where/who I am to THEM. #
• 23:54 It’s hard enough to tell straight people you’re a pornographer without having to admit to being an UNSUCCESSFUL pornographer. #
• 23:56 I don’t have a pool, McMansion, bimbos humping me when I snap my fingers or ready handfuls of cash. I don’t even have a Brazilian wax. #
• 00:30 I need to stop sitting in front of the computer feeling pathetic. Instead I should take a carton of ice cream to bed & feel pathetic there. #
• 01:41 @amberlily Me too! And then we could also eat all night with any kind of food we wanted courtesy of the replicators. #

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• 12:48 When getting one thing done requires doing other things in specific order, I often get very overwhelmed/hopeless. It’s a problem. #
• 14:32 Listening to Joan Osborne: Early Recordings & editing pics. Glad I finally reclaimed this disc from my sister’s house. #
• 15:15 Uploading a set of 131 pictures including white ankle socks & my cameltoe in white brief panties. Old-fashioned housewifely maturity. #
• 15:18 #3wordsaftersex Sorry I farted. Actually, I rarely say "sorry" — it’s more like, "bwahaha! I FARTED!" #
• 16:12 Son of a fucking bitch. Main cams are down because we lost our main internet connection. I’m hungry & hate this. Rude cams still up. #
• 16:18 I think the utility guy in cherry picker appreciated me running outside in tank top & no bra to ask what he was doing. He just pointed down. #
• 16:19 FYI: cams are back up / internet connection back up. They never know WTF to tell me when I call since I seem to be the 1st to notice downage #
• 17:38 OMG. This is getting weirder and weirder — our 2nd (really stable little) internet connection is down now & it’s NEVER down. NEVER. #
• 17:59 Having to call TWO tech support lines in one day is enough to make me want to shoot myself. Gritting teeth . . . picking up phone . . . #
• 18:16 Phew! That was relatively painless and our Rude cams are now back up. Will try not to take stability for granted for a month or two. #
• 18:19 Sometimes I like to act crankier than I really am so that @DeliaCD will let me eat all of the ice cream left in the tub. #
• 19:55 Dragging laptop into off-cam lair for a couple (?) of hours to write a story for members. Sort of reverse mad libs type of thing. #
• 22:58 @roxxiecyber OMFG that’s gorgeous — and hello, so jealous of your location. JEALOUS!!! Green girdle, red hair . . . and YOU! Nomnomnom! #
• 23:22 @roxxiecyber Oh God . . . now you’re making me HOTTER imagining ghosts of young masons standing around nude but for their aprons. #
• 23:25 Random wish OTD: I would really love to have the whole Dollanganger/Flowers in the Attic series with the ORIGINAL goth covers / cover art. #
• 23:35 Too awesome: Flowers in the Attic Cover Development with sketches: bit.ly/uhhAR #
• 00:31 Confession: I’ve never read a Trixie Belden book. Just mooched _The Secret of the Mansion_. It’s never too late to research your name. #
• 00:43 For some reason(s) I’m afraid to do the things I really WANT to do. Fear of failure sucks ass. #
• 01:04 @UndressJess LOL — you’re silly, darling! I’m blushing! {{{hugs}}} #

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• 11:05 Errrr . . . why am I bleeding when I’m still taking my pill? Agh . . . lower back cramps. It all feels sort of pleasant, though. #
• 11:40 Time to balance the books and pay the bills. {{{shudders}}} #
• 15:29 Worst fucking day to run errands. The sound of me dropping four boxes of mac & cheese in the parking lot echoed in my irritated brain. #
• 16:34 I just had to lay down the law with myself, doling out a weekly tv/movie allowance in increments of time. Sigh. Need lunch. AND TV!!! #
• 19:23 It’s time for exercise. Probably off cam. Mostly because if I take the time to log one in it will drain me of motivation. #
• 19:59 Doing brisk cardio after eating dairy is a bad idea if you’re lactose intolerant. Holy gastrointestinal distress. #
• 20:24 Very disappointed in the orange that should’ve been a treat – was all dried out and fibrous. Fiber’s nice, but so is juice. #

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• 10:08 I don’t need an interpreter to figure out why Seattle’s Smith Tower figured so prominently in my dreams last night. #
• 10:41 Stepped outside & heard gun salute and what sounded like taps being played on a violin (probably just because it was far away). #
• 10:46 Oh my GAH! Our internet connection is slow as molasses this morning. #
• 14:21 My gf @DeliaCD is so nice; gave me Borders gift cert she never used that famiily gave her. Hard to decide between Twilight dvd & tarot deck. #
• 17:03 CRIED watching documentary about Andes plane crash survivors: www.pbs.org/independentlens/stranded/ #
• 21:12 Thanks to @AlexaRPD for link to this blog post about one sex worker’s fears. Made me cry-hy-hy: bit.ly/OS52p "It’s YOU I’m afraid of" #
• 21:25 Continuing to make steady progress on boring work stuff. But now it’s time for (soy) ice cream: peanut butter zig zag is our new addiction! #
• 21:28 Why in the world did I use my real name for my bookmooch account & my porn name for goodreads? Now I can’t cross-contaminate. #
• 21:42 ROCK ON!! There are bats flickering around in our backyard. We have so many good sightings of flying things here. Owls, bats, birdies . . . #
• 22:04 Dear Jesus: thank you for blessing me with many beautiful, shiny, creatively formed silicone dildos. & for that movie about Beatrix Potter. #

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• 10:13 I’ve officially lost my soul; I dreamt that I really wished I had my mobile phone with me so I could text and tweet. #
• 10:18 AND I save inspiring spam. "When the darkness comes your watch will still show you the right time." "Living proof earth is flat available." #
• 12:30 Most exciting part of today so far: ripping up an old flannel sheet for cleaning/dusting rags. Luxury cleaning rags rock! #
• 13:21 For as infrequently as we scrub our toilets you’d THINK that every single time we wouldn’t be out of toilet cleanser but for 2 teaspoons. #
• 19:38 Just remembered why I hate blue toilet water; I can’t tell what shade/hue of brown my poop is. #

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• 11:04 Grrrrr. RT @swopusa Girl who auctioned virginity on the Net tinyurl.com/r7jnj5 has to pay 50% of earnings as tax 4 prostitution. #
• 13:35 Dear USPS: if you’re going to raise the cost of postage every other month, at least GIVE US SOME AWESOME STAMPS TO BUY! Wedding rings? BARF! #
• 13:44 @amberlily Ah, I know — the Simpsons stamps don’t do it for me, though. I’d only be all over them if they had Mr. Burns and Moe (my faves). #
• 14:21 Hesitating to email my mom to make sure she doesn’t give away my dad’s leather bound copy of Leaves of Grass. Sure to set off chain of BS. #
• 00:24 Finally watched "Doubt". I’m not a huge Meryl Streep fan so it always surprises me how she suckers me into crying every time. #

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• 10:38 Dreamt Gossip Girl’s Nate made self-suck porn AND a scene w/a girl while he was dressed in a bridal veil, white corset & stockings. HOT! #
• 13:48 About to puke reading some art hound’s bullshit distinctions between art & porn. Fuck off already. #
• 13:53 Dammit I just want to find info on all that art a woman was commissioned to do of laborers around the time the Grand Coulee Dam was built. #
• 13:59 Finally found her. Vanessa Helder. Annoyed at how buried people like her (WOMEN) are. FU internet. is.gd/Cs8S #
• 14:05 Just read the last paragraph re: what happened to her work: is.gd/Csdn – what a fucking travesty. #
• 17:11 I took some naughty BAD pictures and just made it even worse by posting them in my blog:is.gd/Cu1v #
• 17:27 Oops: fucked up the link. Click for "My Ethics, Chopped to Smithereens" with PICS: is.gd/Cu1v #
• 21:52 Had a couple nice orgasms during my show. Now settling in to watch Transsiberian. I love trains & I love Russian atmosphere, so yay! #
• 00:44 LOVED Transsiberian. It’s hard to go wrong with a train movie, though (I even liked that Steven Segal train movie). #

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• 11:40 Getting ready to do a show on Rude in about 90 minutes/at 1 pacific: Members go here:tinyurl.com/ourcamshows #
• 15:05 Ugh. Another one of our cams is freezing up/dying. Logitech pisses me off in so VERY many ways. Still better than most webcam brands, though #
• 15:22 Randomly found my way back to this fantastic site today: www.birthingthecrone.com #
• 15:35 Just had to downgrade my internet radio broadcasting package. Oh well. Need to reinvent it anyway. Another sad back-burner project. #

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