Daily Trixie

• 12:01 Thanks, brain, for that really stimulating dream about water filtration systems. *rolls eyes*. #
• 14:57 Pretty annoyed with all the daddy-themed shopping spam I’m getting for Father’s Day. Those emails are so not delivering. #
• 15:50 Contracted another computer virus. My patience is wearing thin. I know, it was already like a sheet of phyllo dough, but yeah. #
• 17:30 Just had a nice conversation with @AmberLily. Hmmmm, is it weird that my fingers smell like pussy after just TALKING on the phone w/her? #
• 18:33 How long do I have to chant, "PEANUT BUTTER ZIG-ZAG! PEANUT BUTTER ZIG-ZAG!!" before @DeliaTS goes & gets us some ice cream? #
• 18:46 Dear highway robbers Chase bank: stick your fucking contests up your ass & just cash our fucking checks. Your holds are UNJUSTIFIABLE. #
• 20:53 Someone please tell my brainz that my left eye socket is not a door through which it should attempt to exit. #
• 22:33 I know I suck for never doing follow friday and all of that. But here’s a tip: FOLLOW @StripperTweets #
• 22:37 Blogger is cockblocking the hot blog post I was about to write. Feck it. I need to try to go to sleep at a decent hour tonight. #
• 23:34 The way I’m feeling lately/right now reminds me of a domain I bought but haven’t developed yet: WatchMeGrowOld.com #
• 23:45 Laughing at @rollertrain’s response to someone looking for "business partners": rollertrain.tumblr.com/post/122408860 #
• 23:53 I ran out of acidophilus pearls and have been eating soy products. As a result, you can hear me farting 24/7 on our spycams. I’m ON FIRE! #
• 00:43 It’s so not awesome how I only begin to function halfway-normally at 9 or 10 pm. I’m flubbing up on all of my dreams & ambitions. #

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• 14:15 If anyone is holding a contest for the World’s Noisiest Fly, I’ve got a serious contender – nay, the WINNER – buzzing around in my office. #
• 15:35 Finally buying (aka charging) a remote control for our camera so @DeliaTS & I can take pictures of us TOGETHER. #
• 18:20 Sigh. Got sucked into feeling a little sorry for ourselves by a fucking HALLMARK movie about an infertile couple. Opened still-gooey wounds. #
• 20:08 Jesus fucking Christ. My stepbrother is concerned about his 7 yr old learning too much about life if she meets @DeliaTS & I. Grow up, bro. #
• 20:09 What he’s really afraid of is that he won’t be able to reconcile his own fucking right-wing anti-gay bullshit with having queer family. #
• 20:18 @thattoychick Thanks — she is actually not my hubby though (we’re not married yet) & now that she ID’s as a transwoman, isn’t "he". 😉 #
• 22:44 Me, complaining about having to come out to conservative friends & family: is.gd/153fY Feels neverending & tiring. #
• 23:03 I feel emotionally much better after posting that . . . & clearer in my head than any of the incoherent things I said. #
• 02:01 I needed some caffeine to fend off the headache I got after giving myself some massage (literally massaging mySELF; no, not a euphemism). #
• 02:09 @UndressJess Not jealous of your machine probs but I’m *so* jealous that you can do Taco Bell therapy; we’re 75 miles from closest. #

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• 15:32 Wow! Who knew the Hitachi Magic Wand is actually good for use as a back massager? I mean, I *knew* it, but somehow forgot to apply. #
• 16:38 I’m having a major OCD problem with a scab on the back of my head that I can’t leave alone. Just want to be alone with my scab. #
• 21:00 Just got off the phone with the strikingly gorgeous & wonderful sequoiaredd.com/ #
• 23:18 Is it inappropriate for me to comment on facebook pic of my classmates in 3rd grade, "aw – that cute little boy grew up to give me crabs!"? #
• 23:19 @evilchris I love scalp-scab-eating but with all these spycams staring at me I try to restrain myself. Otherwise I’d TAKE that dare! #

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• 11:30 It’s so "funny" how outspoken people are against porn & its ill effects & shutting it down, but SPORTS? Ah, what’s a little riot now & then? #
• 11:37 I also "love" how no one acknowledges it’s men/boys doing the rioting. How often do you see a chick smashing out a patrol car windshield? #
• 14:17 Getting ready to take a spontaneous day trip to do some shooting outside somewhere. Totally unprepared, but want to GO. #
• 15:05 How come it’s so late? Oh yeah . . . because I stayed up til 4 am, slept til 11, and read a book. #
• 15:27 As usual, I’m turning a fun idea into a stressful, anxiety-riddled doomed-to-failure excursion. It’s going to suck! It’s too late! We can’t! #
• 17:15 I wouldn’t be so worried that these bones in the woods might be human except that they’re next to garbage bags & a bloody bedsheet. #
• 20:06 No worries; @DeliaTS found the skull & it was just a deer. We’re home now & I’m ready for dinner. #
• 00:15 Browsing the amazing www.jordanrudess.com (Dream Theater keyboard player). #
• 00:22 @robgokeemusic Sad to say, I’ve never really listened to them; crazy, eh? Anyhoo, just added a Moog Little Phatty to my wishlist. #
• 00:50 I lit a candle, put on some Explosions in the Sky, and I have heartburn. Need to backtrack & stop eating shit. I know; when will I learn? #

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• 11:49 Yikes; sorry about the snot & sneezing! Allergies galore for me lately. Must be the weeds. Going through kleenex like crazy. #
• 13:19 Spent the past hour cleaning up assorted messes from being hacked. Anyone know how long it takes google to review a site after request? #
• 14:24 Reading that FTP is inherently not secure. Finding an easy alternative is inherently over my head. Apparently. #
• 17:22 Went to the hardware & grocery stores; ran into a Brazilian lady I absolutely adore. She makes me want to hold hands & wear cotton dresses. #
• 19:48 Thanks @quinola & @iceheartx – I’m going to start using FireFTP more which apparently "uses" (is that the right word?) SFTP. #
• 20:09 I love reading books and saying the word "sausage" with a big exclamation point. SAWsedge!!! #

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• 14:35 Had a pleasant show with a really good orgasm. Now I’m sitting here paralyzed by hunger & lack of enthusiasm for feeding myself. #
• 14:36 RT @melissagira: Cell phone footage of the streets of Tehran tinyurl.com/ma5xlo (via @tommiesunshine) #
• 15:58 Just had a delicious lunch of tea, ryecrisp and cheese (and lactaid, of course) accompanied by reading more of Abhorsen (LOVE these books). #
• 15:59 And now it’s just about time for members-only chat: tinyurl.com/ourspycams #
• 21:41 Fucking PISSED. It appears that Twitter suspended my @BloodyTrixie account. #
• 21:55 Of all the shit Twitter (rightly) overlooks, that they suspended my @bloodytrixie infuriates me. I’d expect this from other corners. #
• 21:55 The only good reason they could have for suspending me is if someone hacked my account, which is possible (but I’ve no way to check). #
• 22:01 Oh my fucking god. It must be because my sites got hacked. God I want to fucking kill myself now. #
• 22:14 OK FINE I don’t feel like killing myself. Maybe BloodyTrixie.com is the only one that got flagged. And I have lots of sites. So I’ll deal. #
• 22:17 Sometimes (most of the time) I just don’t even know where to start. I am a shit for being so easily overwhelmed & defeated. Saaad at myself. #
• 22:19 Someone throw a vat of cold noodles at me and tell me to SNAP OUT OF IT! #
• 22:24 Thanks @wonderingsub & @CJSensei ! I needed those cold noodles & encouragement! #

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• 10:35 Groan . . . not enough sleep . . . not enough sleep! Glaaaaarrrrrr . . . #
• 15:49 A little blog celebration of sex and not being as old as my mom: bit.ly/mURUd #
• 17:31 I need to close my twitter app to avoid seeing hockey spoilers. Hope to avoid them in our webcam shows, too. #
• 17:55 I just had to masturbate by/for myself. And now I need to exercise. And then I need to clean up. #
• 18:44 Cool — nude hikers in WA: bit.ly/3lX99E #
• 20:17 UGH: someone fucking hacked our sites; I don’t know how many at this point; just realized as I tried to start my show. WANT TO KILLLLLLLL! #
• 00:28 Fun Friday night at our house: I do a search for hemorrhoid pics, then call in @DeliaTS to see the good ones. Ex. "Bolus of Roundworms". #

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• 10:21 Some ppl won’t get how fucked this is, but: RT @joepennant & @jhames "I stole your images and now I’m suing you." bit.ly/3Mfci #
• 11:42 RT @DeliaTS: Recovered from minor kitchen disaster this morning as @tastytrixie ‘s mom made coffee by putting grounds in the electric kettle #
• 12:38 My mom started crying talking about Bea Arthur’s death and want that meant for her / what Bea Arthur meant to her. #
• 12:44 Whoah. Some things this tobacco regulation thing could do are sort of disturbing. Reduce nicotine to non-addictive levels? That’s fucked. #
• 12:48 Yes, I KNOW you’re surprised to hear there’s a tiny little Republican inside me but what’s next? Making alcohol non-addictive? Endorphins? #
• 12:50 I sincerely hope they start regulating products with caffeine in them now, with warning labels & not selling to minors. CATCH UP FUCKERS! #
• 16:25 Just got home from lunch and a Very Long Walk with my mom & @DeliaTS. Now my mom has her head & the table, moaning about wanting chocolate. #
• 21:03 Voyeurs: if you’re wondering who I’m in bed with, that’s my mom. We’re watching The Golden Girls. #
• 23:33 I have a huge crush on Caitlin on So You Think You Can Dance. She reminds me of Rebecca Demornay. SO HOT, wicked & sweet looking. #
• 03:29 Even after a hot middle-of-the-night fuck I still can’t fall asleep. Consoling myself by sniffing my intoxicating-smelling fingers. #
• 03:47 I truly think the best kid’s chapter books & young adult novels are really just books that were way too fucking good/creative for adults. #
• 03:58 Moon is behind clouds but I saw a bright something in the southeast . . . after googling I think it must be Jupiter. Lovely! #
• 04:09 I really wish I had a dark, sound-proof little nerd cave to retreat to in the middle of the night with mac-n-cheese, books & new age music. #

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• 10:33 My attempt to get a good night’s sleep was interrupted/almost foiled about three times by various electronics and those damned BIRDS again. #
• 15:05 Just back from lunch; limited quiet time left before my mom comes out for a visit. Let’s hope this one doesn’t end in tears. #
• 23:36 My mom bought us dinner . . . AND ICE CREAM CONES!!!! #
• 23:38 Me: the brown smears on your sheets are just bits of luna bar. Her: even if it were your shit I wouldn’t care; you’re my daughter. Me: aww! #

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• 15:39 Just got home from a long walk — my thigh muscles are twitching. #
• 22:46 One of the gross things about camsites: they always have WAYmore info & lures for web"masters" than performers. #
• 22:50 My face is officially sunburned; I’ve got that hot-donut-mustache feeling combined with boiling eyeballs. #

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