From Twitter 07-30-2009

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  • 00:03:31: tastytrixie: Like knockers? Panties? Here are a few video grabs & a cummy butt animation snagged from tomorrow’s members-only update: http://is.gd/1TYxP
  • 00:10:32: tastytrixie: @DoJnD LOL! Glad to hear it; and to think, I always worry that I’m cheating when I blog pure porno.
  • 00:11:33: tastytrixie: I think there’s something about a good, old-fashioned, herky-jerky, lo-fi porn gif / animation that is a real crowd-pleaser.
  • 00:13:03: tastytrixie: Have to go to bed now; @DeliaTS went all the way to the store to hunt down cheap, chemically-treated turkey leather for me.
  • 09:48:32: tastytrixie: In an attempt to find soothing images, I googled firefly forest. That was nice! I have cramps. If only it was dark right now.
  • 10:53:45: tastytrixie: Another hour or two of sleep would be nice. Sleeping with windows open for coolness means sleeping with TOO MUCH LIGHT.
  • 10:54:37: tastytrixie: I logged in a peeptoes cam for our voyeurs while I’m removing toenail polish. Will be on and off depending on whether I’m feeling footy(?).
  • 11:07:53: tastytrixie: ‘Tis now time to pay the bills and balance the checkbook and stuff. Because being broke is SO sexy! This is really going to be erotic . . .
  • 12:53:03: tastytrixie: I’d really enjoy using this “brass knuckles”anal toy on @DeliaTS : http://is.gd/1URLa
  • 13:52:07: tastytrixie: @minasmusings Yeah, the feet & upskirts are oft-requested. Email S & have him set you up with special cam logins if you want.
  • 13:53:03: tastytrixie: Trying to figure out what I want to shoot today that will be hot AND most efficient/most likely to succeed. @DeliaTS needs to save her cum.
  • 13:58:43: tastytrixie: This is where I get paralyzed: 5000 choices, but I imagine if I *plan* it perfectly it will be so much awesomer than if I just do ANYTHING.
  • 13:59:31: tastytrixie: Eyeballing a red butt plug, but afraid it might be just a LITTLE too big. Especially with pre-period cramps. But it would be so great . . .
  • 14:17:06: tastytrixie: Can’t leave the house to shoot because we have a bunch of sexy stuff being delivered. Can’t count on toys because period might start. Sigh.
  • 14:46:38: tastytrixie: Oh god! Cannot waste these days with clean, freshly-bleached hair! Must shoot! Must be very sexy! Must not rip out blonde hair at roots!
  • 15:53:04: tastytrixie: My period just started, rather inconveniently since I really need to shoot non-bloody content right now. And no, I do not feel like a cup.
  • 17:26:58: tastytrixie: Just spent the past hour trying on all our silly new clearance sale slutty webwhore costumes. Starving now . . . making cheap spaghetti.
  • 20:49:16: tastytrixie: Discovered that I bruised my side & lower back massaging myself the other night. And I still wanted it HARDER.
  • 21:41:31: tastytrixie: Feeling very sad about email I received from HS friend who is “shocked & dismayed” by my porn work & maybe other stuff too. Oh well.
  • 23:26:04: tastytrixie: Worst responses to my work were from my Extremely Smart friends. I think they’re a little too used to their fucking opinions mattering.

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From Twitter 07-29-2009

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  • 00:37:33: tastytrixie: Even with her boyfriend in jail our crazy-ass neighbor finds someone to fight with in her front yard after midnight.
  • 13:28:33: tastytrixie: Changed the water & washed the marbles & swabbed the leaves of my lucky bamboo. Maybe that will help. The plant, at least.
  • 16:03:42: tastytrixie: Picked up some thai food for lunch – it’s really sultry out there. I wore platforms out, which is not something you see me do every day.
  • 16:44:00: tastytrixie: Back to troubleshooting this webcam/spycam/microphone problem. Not at all how I wanted to spend hours today.
  • 16:57:59: tastytrixie: Sweet Jesus. Who would’ve thought that unplugging the usb connection to the handycam would make it stop working? Reinstalled drivers: nada.
  • 17:42:21: tastytrixie: I have PMS. And it shows.
  • 22:31:38: tastytrixie: Been working on the video update for members tonight, taking stills from it, etc. Need to break for exercise (on anyplace cam, voyeurs).
  • 22:48:21: tastytrixie: http://twitpic.com/c3w7r – My new pair of golden sandals & refreshed lucky bamboo.
  • 23:39:41: tastytrixie: Holy fucking crazy half-moon; it’s red red RED. Tried to get some pics; not sure if they’ll turn out.

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From Twitter 07-28-2009

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  • 00:16:41: tastytrixie: I totally don’t even want to go to sleep tonight for fear I’ll have nightmares of pit bulls ripping apart my little nephews.
  • 00:24:01: tastytrixie: What do you do if you’re carrying the baby in your arms & the fucking dog attacks the three year old? I’m furious. People should be shot.
  • 03:19:28: tastytrixie: 3:18. Can’t sleep. I exercised, only slept 7 hours night before, etc. but still can’t sleep. I think I’m driving @DeliaTS crazy.
  • 03:44:15: tastytrixie: Middle of the night stats checking proves that girlfriend video galleries like this one of @DeliaTS & Mandy sell best: http://is.gd/1Qqa1
  • 03:47:01: tastytrixie: Message from fan begins: “I am sitting here in a pair of crouch-less thong panties . . . .”
  • 03:56:01: tastytrixie: Other “effective” free porn galleries of @DeliaTS include: http://is.gd/1QtHb http://is.gd/1QtKs http://is.gd/1QtRi & http://is.gd/1Qu1A
  • 04:02:04: tastytrixie: It’s difficult to know whether that’s what fans prefer or if that’s what webmasters prefer/choose to push more heavily, though.
  • 14:09:17: tastytrixie: Brain is whirling in a very inefficient manner. Hoping lunch will cure that, but the hot weather isn’t helping.
  • 16:21:50: tastytrixie: I’m fucking DIZZY from this heat. I think I need to go take a dip in Puget Sound or the Strait of Juan de Fuca (I can easily do either/both)
  • 16:33:19: tastytrixie: I’d feel like a lazybones lollygagging in the water so instead I’m cleaning/tidying up WebWhoreHQ. Maybe that will bring mental clarity.
  • 17:51:25: tastytrixie: RT @catchwmw: AMBER ALERT: Police Searching For Two Toddlers Missing From Kittitas, WA. http://bit.ly/Wv8Nv
  • 19:06:03: tastytrixie: My eyelids are sweating. WebWhoreHQ still not tidy, but the areas in my field of vision when working are less cluttered/less distracting.
  • 19:46:53: tastytrixie: This heat is so . . . HOT. Can’t believe it’s going to be even hotter tomorrow. Since I didn’t do the beach today I’ll definitely do 2morrow
  • 21:01:58: tastytrixie: Oh GOD, I have to snort at people (myself too?) who are so inconsistent with when they will & won’t be politically correct with fetish.
  • 22:11:15: tastytrixie: Millions of screaming, out-of-control, running-around brats in the stores but NO peanut butter zig zag ice cream. WTF did I endure that for?
  • 22:13:50: tastytrixie: Got a good laugh out of this panty memo posted by @StripperTweets: http://pic.gd/3d8d22
  • 22:20:53: tastytrixie: About last night’s tweets: I understand why people love pit bulls for all kinds of reasons & have no prob when they’re under control.
  • 22:39:25: tastytrixie: Rad! Two things on the DVR I can relate to: docu on school for emotionally disturbed kids and JAIL!

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From Twitter 07-27-2009

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  • 00:53:40: tastytrixie: No spycam renaissance would be complete without a hot, sweet, summery fuck on cam; hope our voyeurs saw & heard & enjoyed it as we did!
  • 10:30:29: tastytrixie: Ooogh . . . I’d love a couple more hours of sleep. DEEPER sleep than last night.
  • 10:34:12: tastytrixie: Going to edit some video which means the main WebWhoreHQ cam will be down. Reverse cowgirl, white panties . . . you know the drill.
  • 13:40:44: tastytrixie: Video edited, exercised (& sweated, just to make a rhyme). Now having cheese rye crisp for lunch.
  • 13:58:57: tastytrixie: Yay! Unexpected grocery money came in the mail (the $ we make promoting other people’s sites is our grocery-etc. money).
  • 14:03:23: tastytrixie: @scottfotki We don’t have enough traffic to make money on pay-per-click & we don’t sell ad space so all of our promo $ is from actual sales.
  • 14:04:29: tastytrixie: I keep getting interrupted in the process of reading http://hobostripper.com’s members-only post about How to Butcher Animals.
  • 14:54:05: tastytrixie: I was kind of excited to run errands until I realized that I wanted to fall into a deep, dark, peaceful coma. Of sorts.
  • 19:02:23: tastytrixie: When someone calls asking if @DeliaTS ‘s old boy name is home, my reaction is to say No? Why would HE be here? Of course he’s not here!
  • 22:11:34: tastytrixie: RT @BrentSpiner: I’ve got a surprise for you too. I take my . . . pearl-handled Magnum 44 & tuck it into the back waistband of my silk pj’s.
  • 22:13:13: tastytrixie: Just got home from seeing Harry Potter. Loved it, but all of the broomstick stroking was a WEE bit over-the-top. Heard lots of crying.
  • 23:01:31: tastytrixie: @DoJnD No shit; not having kids, I didn’t even think about that but yeah; it was super-scary and dark.
  • 23:55:59: tastytrixie: I want to fucking kill the bitch who lets her pit bull walk unleashed in my sister’s hood. It tried to attack my bro-in-law tonight.

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From Twitter 07-26-2009

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  • 00:03:05: tastytrixie: Just got off the phone with my wanker who has apparently found inspiration in … well, if you were listening on our cams you already know.
  • 10:31:16: tastytrixie: Dear brain: thanks anyway, but I’m really not into all these dreams you sent to me about kittens.
  • 12:24:14: tastytrixie: Experimenting with software to make our spycam broadcasts more efficient &, fingers crossed, make it possible to have MORE of them.
  • 15:30:53: tastytrixie: Yay! Experiencing feelings of spycam renaissance here thanks to @UndressJess giving me the software hints to broadcast more.
  • 17:28:04: tastytrixie: Trying to make our spycam page(s) more user-friendly/less confusing. Not sure if I’m able or if it’s even doable with current resources.

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From Twitter 07-25-2009

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  • 00:52:19: tastytrixie: OMG; the Jeopardy gadabout @’ed me: he’s @JWMunson and I guess now I must challenge him to a Chuck Bass-off jackoff! Emailing him now . . .
  • 00:56:37: tastytrixie: You just never think when you mock (in good fun! with love and appreciation!) a Jeopardy contestant that they can actually HEAR you . . .
  • 01:11:25: tastytrixie: You know, I’ve made some pretty funny jokes on my friends & family facebook acct but those people just don’t GET it like you guys do . . .
  • 11:40:38: tastytrixie: Spent another breakfast time listening to new age music and reading http://hobostripper.com (the for-pay area) and loving it.
  • 11:47:53: tastytrixie: Going to exercise for about 20 minutes, then get ready for my webcam show starting in just over an hour (1 pacific / 4 eastern).
  • 14:05:49: tastytrixie: Had hard orgasms to the sounds of 1) Mr. Crowley, then 2) Father Figure. YES. George Michael, you’ve made so many girls cry. With pleazhoor.
  • 19:27:24: tastytrixie: Thunder and lightning and rain are rare enough here that we had to go out onto the front porch to enjoy it. Smells great, sound beautiful.
  • 19:39:57: tastytrixie: Maybe I should make a list of all the people I want to tell to fuck off. Not a to-do list, just a let-it-go, I’ve-done-enough list.
  • 19:44:46: tastytrixie: Visions of steak and eggs and hashbrowns are swirling in my mouth’s mind’s eye. Dripping salty red and yellow . . .
  • 20:55:31: tastytrixie: Just saw the weirdest nuclear-egg-yolk sunset with thunder booming in the background.
  • 23:06:10: tastytrixie: @vickinicole My tip if you’ve never masturbated before is to start with less direct methods, like humping your hand or corner of the bed.
  • 23:15:22: tastytrixie: @vickinicole Yeah, I humped everything / that’s what I did until I was sixteen. If it doesn’t work, there’s always the Hitachi Magic Wand.

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From Twitter 07-24-2009

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  • 00:13:34: tastytrixie: Woot! The Bi Apple (@AudaciaRay’s movie I & @DeliaTS, as Tucker, were in) in list of Best NYC pornos (see TRAILER): http://is.gd/1JZQ8
  • 00:55:34: tastytrixie: If I had a container for all the fucking balls I’ve dropped in life, I’d be the proud owner of a motherfucking CARGO ship.
  • 12:33:41: tastytrixie: Spent breakfast-time pleasantly: trying to catch up with http://hobostripper.com ‘s members-only blog. It’s so GOOD to not be caught up.
  • 12:34:14: tastytrixie: Sometimes I think I’d look forward to sucking a homeless meth-addict’s pissy wang more than going to the fucking hair salon.
  • 15:35:49: tastytrixie: And I thought just GOING to the hair salon was awkward for me; having my credit card declined there showed me how much worse it can be.
  • 15:40:45: tastytrixie: @adorableaudrey Yeah, the hair for sure is worth it. And I’m making it sound more painful than it really was. Mad at Chase bank though.
  • 16:38:46: tastytrixie: @marcnobbs I just used a different card instead, but yeah: I don’t know what happens if you get your hair done & truly can’t pay.
  • 18:31:04: tastytrixie: @DeliaTS has a show at the top of the hour and I have one an hour after that. Members go here: http://tinyurl.com/ourcamshows
  • 21:48:08: tastytrixie: Friday night, nerd stylee: we masturbated via webcam & now we’re eating ranch-covered iceberg lettuce & croutons & watching Deep Space Nine.
  • 23:26:21: tastytrixie: Did you see the self-proclaimed gadabout on Jeopardy? You know that he jerks himself in the mirror doing his Chuck Bass impersonation.
  • 23:26:55: tastytrixie: And yes, it does take one to know one.
  • 23:28:36: tastytrixie: @DoJnD Too true; I sometimes confuse us for nerds when really we’re just dorks. With bags of cheap greens devoid of nutritional value. 😉

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From Twitter 07-23-2009

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  • 11:58:37: tastytrixie: Doing mega costume shopping, tons of carefully selected sale stuff in basket . . . and my shopping cart is suddenly unviewable.
  • 18:55:20: tastytrixie: Oooh . . . just got back from the grocery store where I experienced another sighting of the woodchopper guy.
  • 18:56:43: tastytrixie: PS – I take back what I said before. The real question should be: is it too much to ask for EDWARD to at least give BELLA a handjob?
  • 22:29:29: tastytrixie: Thursdays are my new bill-paying/checkbook balancing day. So I just finished that & took care of some other work schtuff.
  • 22:30:29: tastytrixie: Most exciting things on agenda tomorrow: getting my hair blondified and doing a webcam show at 8 pm pacific.
  • 22:52:13: tastytrixie: @scottfotki Actually, started camming in the year 2000 — still, I’m not surprised you haven’t heard of me before. 😉
  • 23:49:56: tastytrixie: Freaky! I was lost in looking at @AmberLily’s private cam pics when I heard a strange noise in the house. @DeliaTS is at the store so WHO?

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From Twitter 07-22-2009

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  • 09:42:50: tastytrixie: From what little I’ve read, this individually mandated health insurance “plan” makes me want to fucking PUKE. What a mean joke.
  • 09:44:34: tastytrixie: Also, didn’t take any St. John’s Wort before bed. I spent all night dreaming about floods & my body being filled with cancer.
  • 09:51:42: tastytrixie: @doughboy71 REQUIRING everyone to pay for their own health INSURANCE is not the same as the govt OFFERING you free health CARE.
  • 10:05:11: tastytrixie: Via @StripperTweets : a heart-warming & funny video crowing “my vagina is 8 miles wide” PLUS strippers at Mary’s: http://bit.ly/5Vvgl
  • 11:22:12: tastytrixie: Hmmm . . . what to do while my Hot Pink Stockings gallery uploads for members? So many options, so much confusion.
  • 11:50:08: tastytrixie: @UndressJess And I’m googling humaworm! But yeah — that vid is totally embarrassing. I envy your assquakes, etc. so much.
  • 12:49:38: tastytrixie: Stories like this are always good, inspiring lessons but I kinda think only men are this dumb: http://bit.ly/3X7883 (via @merrickmonroe)
  • 12:51:32: tastytrixie: Beauty is NOT worthless. Beauty does have real value. Maybe not the same value to all (which is awesome) but still.
  • 13:32:54: tastytrixie: Is it too much to ask for Bella to at LEAST give Edward a hand job?
  • 13:40:26: tastytrixie: Some people get sick of seeing pictures of my cunt. I? I get sick of constantly seeing pictures of people with their alcohol. Cheers!
  • 14:55:52: tastytrixie: @UndressJess You generous GENEROUS doll; you’ve no idea how many dreams I’ve had of seeing your booty in action in real life OVER MY FACE.
  • 14:57:41: tastytrixie: About to do some shooting & I’m making way too ambitious of plans which is almost always a recipe for disaster & disappointment.
  • 15:45:31: tastytrixie: FYI: the thing we’re shooting today is Twitter-themed. Doesn’t that sound HOT? Yeah, I know it doesn’t SOUND hot, but just you wait . . .
  • 15:54:59: tastytrixie: Note: the alcohol comment wasn’t directed at anyone specific (& I like some boozy shots); just an observation on what’s socially acceptable.
  • 17:19:21: tastytrixie: @UndressJess Trust, if I’m trying to imitate your skills, the vids will be nothing BUT funny! Which festival are you referring to?
  • 18:07:05: tastytrixie: @DeliaTS is taking pics of me right now as I tweet. Includes WebWhoreHQ in all of its cluttered, messy glory.
  • 20:07:21: tastytrixie: Yay! Feeling productive today: posted gallery & vlog for members & we shot a couple sets of pics, one just now OUTSIDE (always special).
  • 21:30:30: tastytrixie: If that damned commercial for Glee makes me cry ONE more time . . .
  • 22:47:11: tastytrixie: http://twitpic.com/bax23 – Natural light outside can be unforgiving, but when it works? It feels magical.
  • 23:55:03: tastytrixie: Thanks for the kind words, @sexymercedes @bambidollface @russdogg666 @AaliyahLove69 and others I’ve missed! Warm fuzzies rock!

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From Twitter 07-21-2009

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  • 00:48:57: tastytrixie: Just got home. There was a package on our doorstop. It’s either sex toys or bullet bras . . . either way, good stuff.
  • 12:29:16: tastytrixie: After all the potato salad and McDonalds and stuff we ate yesterday, I’m thinking exercising is at the top of my to-do list right now.
  • 12:33:27: tastytrixie: Now trying to decide if I should exercise here at home inside on cam or if I should get OUTside . . .
  • 17:11:16: tastytrixie: Wore miniskirt to grocery store. Fetchingly dirty blue collar guys in produce section looked curiously at me as I picked out a cucumber.
  • 17:52:43: tastytrixie: OMG. I was feeling so cute, happy & productive until 5 minutes ago when out of the blue a headache started rising up & over my brain. WHY?!?
  • 18:31:39: tastytrixie: Post about the family get-together, friends (@AmberLily & BigD)& the smell of home: http://bit.ly/Z7AeR
  • 20:12:55: tastytrixie: Just had a lovely after-dinner fuck with @DeliaTS. Brought my glow in to check email & found a very suspicious email from button-pusher.
  • 21:53:30: tastytrixie: Fart & sneeze fetishists have got to be loving our spycams right now; I’ve got allergies and gas. Blowing out the candle from both ends.
  • 23:12:34: tastytrixie: Mmmmm . . . having some more of the beautiful gazpacho @DeliaTS made for dinner tonight. Summer = chilled, fresh, delicious soups.

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