Daily Trixie

• 11:35 People in our town = way too stoned. If you dial the wrong # and I tell you I don’t know you & there’s no one here named Dave, BELIEVE ME! #
• 12:16 Working more on deliats.com – will probably be my all-day chore though I also need to work on a TastyTrixie members only update. #
• 19:04 I’m on the verge of one of them there anxiety attacks. If I had My Own Personal Jesus he would be feeding me sedatives and love right now. #
• 19:54 Got some exercise, resumed BC pills & am about to take a bath in epsom salts. Hope that will soothe some of my savagery. #
• 20:52 Oops! I forgot that I was in the middle of resetting WebWhoreHQ cam; unfortunately that means voyeurs missed hearing me rip LONG FARTS! #
• 21:53 Calmer now & actually got a lot done & a good plan for keeping it up without overwhelming myself with the enormity of the rest of it. #
• 21:56 And yeah, I really REALLY wish I would finally have something all the way done enough to show you so it wouldn’t seem like I’m doing NADA. #
• 23:27 Maybe tomorrow will be sexier. But I hope not, because unsexy is more productive for now. Sorry to be such a drone. It’ll get better. #

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• 10:13 My eyes are so dry off the BC pill that I dreamt someone gave me KY jelly to lubricate my eyeballs. #
• 10:53 Classic response to guy who thinks his GF doesn’t wash her bra often enough: www.slate.com/id/2226405?nav=wp #
• 11:12 I must now put on my thinking cap & read Important News Items & Coverage of Things that Piss Me Off in preparation for a meeting. #
• 11:18 I wish I knew how to unbrainwash people so they’d recognize the ACLU as our ally, not The Enemy. What would it take, huh? #
• 11:20 @Annette_C_37 L OL – I knew a girl who had a rotation including washing every other wearing, but yeah – I’m a dirty-bra girl. #
• 11:22 My rarely-wash-bras habit is built on recognizing their expensive, elaborate hardware/construction: frequent washing weakens bra structure. #
• 11:29 No, I don’t want a Kennedy Commemorative Photograph for fuck’s sake. West coast redneck lefties don’t like your east coast lefty spam. #
• 11:31 @Michellelay69 twitpic.com/foc55 – I’m jealous of your stop ‘n chat! Cute pic — looks like he’s trying SO HARD not to quell his … #
• 11:32 @Michellelay69 twitpic.com/foc55 – Oops; meant trying so hard TO QUELL his desire, not to not to. I’m so double negating myself. #
• 18:32 Need to spend some time hyperfocusing on something stupid for an hour or two to silence the meeting conversations replaying in my head. #
• 18:37 Would it be worth it for me to try to become more socially adept? Or should I focus my efforts where I actually have a CHANCE at success? #
• 19:56 In spite of having a tiny brain, our dog eventually beats me at standoffs every time. AGH! She has an unbeatable repertoire of dirty tricks. #
• 23:15 Really enjoyed this episode of ST Deep Space 9: "In the Cards" stds9.epguides.info/?ID=123 Because I’m a fucking DORK like that! #
• 00:30 Adding & scheduling vids to appear in our clip store: clips4sale.com/studio/8131 FYI: much cheaper to just JOIN our sites. #

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• 11:20 Allergies . . . glad I don’t have them as bad as some people, but wish I didn’t have them at all. Going to do some stretching. #
• 12:14 Need to bathe & shave around the edges before my show at the top of the hour. See you then? #
• 16:00 The line about the kidney is the cherry on top of this masterful @Dooce multi-rant/story: is.gd/2EHtD #
• 16:03 On cam & in members-only chat right now: www.spyonus.com/members/SpyCams.htm #
• 16:09 Oh jesus — for REAL? Something is wrong with our connection RIGHT when we have chat sc heduled. Can I shoot myself now? #
• 16:31 I just asked @DeliaTS what’s for dinner. Her reply: "how’s about a knuckle sandwich?" Bwahaha! "Knuckle sandwich" always makes me LOL! #
• 21:21 God, I almost feel guilty being able to see so much Statcounter data on my neighbors for the activism site I’m working on. Yeesh! #
• 22:36 @TastyTracy The little black one? It’s the Tantus throb; maybe too short for strap-on action: is.gd/2Fjlh Rocks the g-spot, though. #
• 23:02 "Reading" @DeliaTS latest newsletter with sample pics/gifs: www.deliats.com/Newsletter/August09/index.html #
• 00:50 Sorry for my cranky tweets – it’s just not good, me being off the pill. You might THINK being angrily horny is fun, but not really. #

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• 11:13 I wish our dog would stop doing stupid things for a few days. She just decided to lie down under our car & couldn’t get back out. #
• 11:25 All of the fuckers whining about govt bureaucracy & health ins. seem to not recognize that for-profit bureaucracy is WAY FUCKING GROSSER. #
• 11:26 Seriously, I think that AT&T and Qwest & Blue Cross/Shield should be fucking HUNG. Just off phone w/AT&T. Hate their guts. #
• 11:57 Time to pay the bills & stuff. Members can watch me ripping my hair out on the roving cam. #
• 12:19 That giant poop log I just dropped is no doubt going to be the most satisfyin g thing I’ve produced/accomplished today. #
• 13:47 It would be so cool if, when overwhelmed by money problems & bullshit, I became very motivated instead of wanting to curl into a fetal pos. #
• 13:48 I’m overdue for a pap smear but the thought of sitting on the phone begging for an appt sooner than 3 months away makes me want to die. #
• 13:57 Miracle! Got an appointment to have my cervix & boobs & stuff doctor-inspected in just over two weeks! I’m amazed. #
• 17:43 Voyeurs: I’m about to exercise on the Anywhere Cam. Not wearing anything sexy, though, so not really "hot" to watch. #
• 18:32 Our dog likes to play this game where she goes IN AND OUT AND IN AND OUT AND IN AND OUT. When we’re busy. "OOogh?" In? Out? INOUTIN? YIP! #
• 21:00 OMG — I think I might be super-ovulating; just produced a giant cum-booger during my show. Like super-stretchy egg white snot. #
• 22:24 What was I thinking when I made a reservation for THREE nights to shoot at a cabin with no electricity/no running water? Too LONG. #
• 23:26 If you believe there are no coincidences, then the universe apparently wants to make SURE I am totally FUCKED. #
• 23:54 twitpic.com/fjlug – Am I tryi ng to channel too many Twin Peaks characters at once? Name 4 or more! #
• 23:57 twitpic.com/fjlzo – Seriously folks, this would be my new look if the eye patch didn’t give me a headache. #

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• 14:30 RT @audaciaray: . . . "I want to bring Indian sex workers a digital culture gift from American sex workers: bit.ly/xkZu3 " #
• 14:43 twitpic.com/fdggo – I kinda hate it when chicks put on makeup to exercise, but I wanted to try my new cheap lip crap before mini- … #
• 16:32 Who *are* these people with memories of high school as a "simpler time"?!? I’d fucking kill myself before I’d go through that hell again. #
• 18:52 Dontcha hate it when you turn on the wrong burner, walk away, and almost set the house on fire? #
• 23:03 Just watched Synecdoche, New York. I’m not smart enough to be *totally* depressed by it — we really enjoyed it. #
• 23:04 At this moment I am really thankful for my eyeglasses. I think these frames are the most stylish & flattering accessory I’ve ever owned. #
• 23:43 This might sound gross, but I love it when my cunt smells like pretzels dipped in glue. #
• 00:59 I’m ovulating (or ovulated recently). No wonder I’ve been in a masturbating frenzy. #
• 01:01 @man_onthe_moon Explain it? Well, it smells like hot, salty dough with a faint wet touch of Elmer’s. It’s delicious-smelling. #