From Twitter 08-20-2009

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  • 12:30:24: Mmmm . . . going to do some stretching. I’ve been hunched over the keyboard & mouse in very ugly ways for too many hours &too many days.
  • 13:34:35: I look like a crazy person, but I am *NOT* fixing my hair hours before we shoot tonight . . . going to the bank and stuff sloppy now.
  • 17:14:44: I just did a weird self-massage with some so-called “yoga” balls and think the toxins I released are about to squirt out of my eye sockets.
  • 22:29:06: http://twitpic.com/eomrl – Guess what kind of video we’re about to shoot! Lip Gloss? CHECK! Mouth open? CHECK!
  • 23:03:12: @AaliyahLove69 Awww, thanks! I too am really glad I am getting to know you through Twitter (& away from GFY madness, etc.).
  • 23:06:33: It always amazes me how impossible it is for me to watch video of myself sucking cock without licking my lips as I watch.
  • 23:12:37: Oh god, people think it’s uncomfortable when I *don’t* talk during videos, but when I do talk? GUARANTEED TO MAKE THINGS *REALLY* AWKWARD!

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My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

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  • 09:52 Holy crap! I expected to get spambot comments on my test blog, but not REAL actual comments 1 day after installing it. Wacky . . . #
  • 09:53 Disregard. I haven’t been awake long enough to recognize it was on my blogger blog, not my WP test blog. Self: don’t type before waking up! #
  • 11:13 Going to spend more than 30 minutes in bed with a book this morning because I need to finish it before giving it to sister on Friday. #
  • 12:19 My favorite Huey Lewis & the New Song (next to New Drug) & the video is FAB! ♫ blip.fm/~byz7x #
  • 12:22 Man, that blonde girl in the video is like the beautiful template/precursor of Laura Palmer and pink goth. #
  • 14:20 Some of my Christian-type old non-porn friends would come across as a lot less freaky if they HAD A SENSE OF HUMOUR. Total Jesus Robots! #
  • 15:31 Mmmm . . . another woodchopper sighting at the store / in the parking lot. Got close enough to smell his hot, rank, sweaty, hairy body. #
  • 15:32 I know, I totally sound like a weird stalker/wanker/fetishist/freak. I promise, I’m totally harmless, though! #
  • 15:54 @KTAranui LOL — yes, that’s the one! But it’s not really stalking as long as I don’t actually FOLLOW him anywhere! He just APPEARS unto me. #
  • 16:08 It’s unfortunate, but not surprising, that I feel like taking a gigantic long nap right now. Doesn’t mean I *will*, just that I want to. #
  • 19:26 Oh man, I hate it when my poop is reluctant to leave me and go out for a swim. #
  • 23:09 Feeling happy with the progress I made today towards revamping my site & blog. Now it’s time for snackydoodles and television. #

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From Twitter 08-19-2009

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  • 09:52:12: Holy crap! I expected to get spambot comments on my test blog, but not REAL actual comments 1 day after installing it. Wacky . . .
  • 09:53:44: Disregard. I haven’t been awake long enough to recognize it was on my blogger blog, not my WP test blog. Self: don’t type before waking up!
  • 11:13:57: Going to spend more than 30 minutes in bed with a book this morning because I need to finish it before giving it to sister on Friday.
  • 12:19:52: My favorite Huey Lewis & the New Song (next to New Drug) & the video is FAB! ♫ http://blip.fm/~byz7x
  • 12:22:53: Man, that blonde girl in the video is like the beautiful template/precursor of Laura Palmer and pink goth.
  • 14:20:54: Some of my Christian-type old non-porn friends would come across as a lot less freaky if they HAD A SENSE OF HUMOUR. Total Jesus Robots!
  • 15:31:20: Mmmm . . . another woodchopper sighting at the store / in the parking lot. Got close enough to smell his hot, rank, sweaty, hairy body.
  • 15:32:11: I know, I totally sound like a weird stalker/wanker/fetishist/freak. I promise, I’m totally harmless, though!
  • 15:54:46: @KTAranui LOL — yes, that’s the one! But it’s not really stalking as long as I don’t actually FOLLOW him anywhere! He just APPEARS unto me.
  • 16:08:50: It’s unfortunate, but not surprising, that I feel like taking a gigantic long nap right now. Doesn’t mean I *will*, just that I want to.
  • 19:26:14: Oh man, I hate it when my poop is reluctant to leave me and go out for a swim.
  • 23:09:15: Feeling happy with the progress I made today towards revamping my site & blog. Now it’s time for snackydoodles and television.

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From Twitter 08-18-2009

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  • 10:18:00: Just woke up and everything seems okay after our server was moved; let me know if you notice anything wacky with our sites, though!
  • 10:31:28: Just want to say a big THANK YOU to @NakedHosting for everything you do for us & our members and fans!
  • 11:56:45: Brain whirling; trying to figure out what to do first, like right now. Many irons in fire. Going to try to do an outdoor @DeliaTS shoot.
  • 14:50:39: Learning/playing with a new (to me) piece of software . . . tell you about it later if I eventually make it work for us.
  • 15:19:53: FYI: this software experimentation isn’t a distraction, it’s possibly going to make (some of) the stuff we’re now working on easier.
  • 20:17:03: Just got home from shooting some sweet summer pics of @DeliaTS outside by our favorite old apple tree. Hungry now!

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From Twitter 08-17-2009

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  • 11:04:17: The harder I work/more time I spend doing the nerd work of a webwhore, the more boring I am/less effective I am at hornying you all up. Oops
  • 13:04:12: I really need some fresh air & exercise even though I want to just sit here on my ass taking care of business.
  • 14:05:45: My bones are crunchy. Got a bag packed for a couple of hours outdoors away from computer machines. Be back (all too?) soon!
  • 14:27:10: OMG – not gone yet; got distracted looking at one of those catalogs for everything you need to decorate your double wide. NEED THAT STUFF!
  • 14:31:31: Heads up, fans & members: sometime tonight after 11pm (2 am eastern) our server is being moved so our sites couldl be down for 2-3 hours.
  • 16:04:28: Yummy — blackberries are getting ripe. Picked a few good ones. Back home now with sweat trickling down the back of my neck.
  • 17:41:08: Example of an irritating blog comment that doesn’t make someone want to start blogging again: “Boooo!! Miss your posts… ” Booing SUCKS.
  • 19:09:59: My advice to you: don’t have a url containing both the words “trap” and “bugs” if you want to get porn-buying traffic.
  • 19:13:31: PETA couldn’t be more stupid: RT @Miss_Darling: HOLY SHIT. Damn, PETA, you sure know how to offend fat people. Jesus. http://bit.ly/uqtTz
  • 19:21:34: I hate people who confuse alienation & insults w/ persuasion. Also: skimming comments, not finding anyone mentioning the gender component.
  • 21:07:35: Blogger doesn’t want to let me upload pics today/tonight for some reason. Trés annoying. But at least I finally can type é, right or wrong.
  • 21:55:06: Made one of those lame-ass “I’m alive” blog entries people do. Need some tv-time & an early lights out now.
  • 22:59:50: Do you ever look back at old entries you made in your blog and think my GOD how fucking stupid was/am I?
  • 23:54:35: Our sites are down right now while they move the server. Please let me know if you notice anything strange when they come back up.

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From Twitter 08-16-2009

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  • 01:00:13: We’re firm believers in “if it’s yellow, let it mellow” which is all well & good until your eye gel falls into the toilet.
  • 12:00:20: @LukeIsBack Oooh — good project! I’d love to be listed, too.
  • 12:24:05: Going to install & fiddle with wp blog & theme for civil rights & liberties group I’m in; perfect opp to test template suitability for porn.
  • 12:38:44: Con: I totally had to plunge that log. Pro: I now feel lighter than air! Or at least lighter than, like, your mama.
  • 12:42:02: Looking at all my new activist-related media laying around I realize I now have the perfect excuse to go shop for a new 3 ring binder. COOL!
  • 14:16:14: HATE wordpress themes/widgets that post all the links under one heading instead of categories of links. Hate that I can’t seem to fix it.
  • 15:25:28: Don’t listen to me; I’m a cranky, impatient, attention deficit disordered poopy-pants. Figured it out / WP has advanced since last time.
  • 20:07:31: I’ve seriously been accomplishing all kinds of things. Just not done with them or for other reasons can’t share them. SOMEDAY SOON . . .
  • 21:21:55: Dear http://blogger2wordpress.appspot.com person: WHY NOT TELL US AHEAD OF TIME that if you’re file is over 2 MB it won’t work? Feeling SOL.
  • 22:14:21: Sweet JESUS, I do not know how to do this command line shit. Trying to use python to run the blogger2wordpress app locally.
  • 22:25:43: In way over my head with my ugly-concentration-face on. I don’t want this anymore.
  • 22:43:05: Yay! Finally found the solution(s). Glad I didn’t put off this ordeal and will be able to move on to simpler things. And @DeliaTS is home!

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From Twitter 08-15-2009

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  • 01:52:02: If I added up all the time I’ve spent browsing, researching & sometimes even testing wordpress themes that I’ll never use or that don’t work
  • 10:21:19: I know, my life is weird; the only day this week we set an alarm to wake up was today (Saturday). Have to make signs for a protest.
  • 15:40:22: We’re back home . . . and I might just need to take a nap.
  • 16:26:39: I love having an excuse to stand on the side of the road waving at people & talk about politics with strangers. SO RAD!!
  • 16:29:08: I know I should try to look cute on our spycams and get some work done, but I’m sitting here failing miserably on both counts.
  • 19:39:32: Getting way too horny snagging stills images from my nerdy blowjob / cum-on-glasses video.
  • 21:21:23: Orange thing in the sky either a UFO or maybe a meteorite? Gotta go!
  • 22:30:17: Called 911 and we’re not crazy, but apparently whatever it was was small enough our local police were able to “pick it up”. Hmmm.
  • 22:47:40: @boontdustie No, I think it’s been identified now, but the 911 operator didn’t know what it was herself; she made it sound like no big deal.
  • 23:03:49: Now that the UFO thing is sorted, we can go back to talking about how we think our phone line is tapped. I wish I were joking.
  • 23:50:51: @boontdustie No – is it about a crazy woman who does phone sex, believes her calls are being recorded & sees orange orbs traveling the sky?
  • 23:51:18: I meant to say “traversing”.

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From Twitter 08-14-2009

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  • 03:31:49: I want to stay up all night reading and find someone to deliver unto me eggs benedict. I mean, deliver eggs benedict unto me.
  • 03:32:25: Deliver ye spermies unto me eggies! Benedict? Pass the tabasco, I’m feeling FRISKY!
  • 11:54:39: Enjoying @AmberLily’s “MySpace Sucks” blog entry & pics: http://bit.ly/qX4g3
  • 20:02:47: Trying not to fall off my chair into a dead sleep before finishing/posting a couple of new galleries for members.
  • 20:09:35: Considered shooting a facial video tonight but really I just want to fuck for fun (not photos/vids) in bed then fall fast asleep.
  • 20:51:22: Members-Only Update: POSTED. And now? After waiting forever for video to render? Just. Want. To SLEEP. And watch Merv’s Crosswords.
  • 21:41:39: Yay, for sweet, messy period sex! Just enjoyed some much needed fuck-n-cuddle (not in that order) time.
  • 22:38:31: @TastyTracy Oh man, how did I *miss* those? Hehehe – bleeding on unicorn maxis would be great.
  • 23:55:53: Considering making my site “tour” a wordpress blog / letting my blog function at a more visible/integrated level.

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From Twitter 08-13-2009

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  • 12:05:48: Debating the pros and cons of @DeliaTS shooting hardcore with other people. In LA. Pro: HOT. Con: bareback.
  • 12:17:14: Don’t worry, people. 140 characters to make people lose their minds doesn’t reflect the thought going into it.
  • 13:25:04: Time to pay the bills, or carefully pick which ONES to pay . . . roving cam logged in for all the hot computer accounting action.
  • 15:26:42: Working on getting another outdoor gallery ready to post for members tonight. 192 pics is too many.
  • 15:27:42: My middle finger smells like it came out of someone’s butt because I dipped it into a powdered cheese & milk mixture.
  • 20:10:51: I tried a different method for uploading and IT IS TAKING WAY TOO FUCKING LONG! Granted, it IS a lot of pics, but still . . .
  • 20:18:44: My suspicions that someone is badmouthing me are becoming confirmed. It’s too bad people can’t always see through other people’s bullshit.
  • 22:23:59: I got way distracted by a couple of things at the computer; now I’m sweating and dehydrated and hungry. Need to get away from machine.
  • 23:12:43: IT guy from my job b4 webwhoring friended me on FB. He probably knows WAY too much about me; the days b4 I understood my shit wasn’t private
  • 23:14:01: And yeah, I typed b4. Don’t give me any shit for abbreviating. Hate when people don’t forgive anything even with 140 character limits.
  • 23:16:15: Like, “OMG!! Someone paraphrased my tweet all wrong when they retweeted it! My reputation is ruined! My brilliant thoughts raped!” SHUT UP!

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From Twitter 08-12-2009

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  • 01:33:47: If I can’t sleep, I might as well go outside and enjoy the meteor shower. Woohoo!
  • 03:00:02: It’s unpleasant when you google “balloon knot” pics hoping for tight wrinkly close-ups & get GAPING ASSHOLE pics. Ugh – NOT what I want.
  • 03:11:04: Uh-oh . . . I’m spotting because I decided to stop taking this pack of pills four days into it.
  • 09:52:11: I have bloody kissy thighs! Man, having two periods in the space of two weeks is shockingly refreshing! Still, Ihope it’s a one time deal.
  • 10:15:02: Our dog is old and getting totally gimped up. It’s hard to watch. Being a husky, she’s a total trooper/non-whiner about it, but yeah.
  • 11:22:59: Do you remember where you were when Michael Jackson’s hair caught on fire? I *almost* do . . . it’s like it’s right on the tip of my tongue.
  • 13:13:56: Another post inspired by the (not-true) Lady Gaga hermaphrodite rumors: http://bit.ly/11Ygg3
  • 15:22:54: Camgirl faqs: RT @AaliyahLove69 New Blog Posted at www.AaliyahLove.com: “Questions I get Asked A Lot!” http://tinyurl.com/qjr9c7
  • 15:39:52: Found @snacksandshit via @Weebeasty. Faves so far: http://pd.am/ah http://pd.am/aN http://pd.am/cX http://pd.am/cY LOLing 2 hard 2 go on.
  • 15:55:43: I’m sorry, but this is too fucking funny: http://www.snacksandshit.com/2009/05/308.html
  • 16:34:29: I have become quite nauseated and headachey. Maybe from laughing too hard.
  • 17:59:39: I love how shitty I look today . . . I deserve it with this surprise period, though, and am enjoying every red hot moment of it.
  • 18:45:44: Did some stretching & am back at the machine working on http://deliats.com . Won’t you be happy when you won’t hear me saying that anymore?
  • 19:03:12: @VulvaLoveLovely I couldn’t hold out any longer and bought one of your beautiful vulva necklaces. Must get richer so I can buy more!
  • 22:15:12: When you mix Daniel Lanois with Emmylou Harris & a Neil Young song, you get something beautiful. ♫ http://blip.fm/~bmd63
  • 22:34:11: I think I might have found a new song to masturbate to: ♫ http://blip.fm/~bmdzv
  • 23:40:24: @markoshark Ah yes, the one we just watched was Ferengi Love Songs WITH the Grand Nagus himself!
  • 23:50:52: Just started watching http://interviewproject.davidlynch.com

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