My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

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  • 12:43 Just sat down on the shitter & loudly proclaimed, "HERE I AM!! ROCK ME LIKE A HURRICANE!!!" The universe answered with a big poop. #
  • 13:38 Eek! Our sites have been down for a couple of minutes; they have to reboot our server, so let us know if we’re not back up in 10 minutes. #
  • 16:29 I just posted a title &synopsis (or maybe just a little hook) for my #nanowrimo novel: www.nanowrimo.org/eng/user/510773 #
  • 16:46 Why isn’t "Without You" on Decade of Decadence? That’s all I’m asking . . . #
  • 16:58 This is the Motley Cure song I’m t alking about, FYI: bit.ly/13xyE3 #
  • 16:58 lol — I said Motley CURE!!!! That’s what happens when I try to tweet with only one of two false eyelash strips applied to my face. #
  • 19:01 MEMBERS: are any of you having problems accessing ALL of our sites with your one username & password? Let me know. #
  • 19:14 Downloading the pics we just shot; hoping to get them edited & posted tonight, or at least a sample on my blog. #
  • 22:32 twitpic.com/jow6r – Retro pink nighty w/black lace; from the set we shot today. #
  • 22:40 My secret ambition is to have Disney model a wicked witchlike woman after me. Sort of Madame Medusa meets Trixie. But then they’d own me. #
  • 22:42 Want more pink nighty pics WITH DILDO action? See my latest post: bit.ly/FZ7Yj #
  • 22:48 Posted a new vlog for members-only: bit.ly/swvvj #
  • 00:52 @glamourimages Awww, thanks! I’m so sorry to be behind on building promos; our redesigns have temporarily sapped us of time, but SOON! #
  • 00:55 Free pics I shot of @DeliaTS in her latest newsletter: deliats.com/Newsletter/September09/index.html Look at those boobies! #
  • 01:33 It’s almost obscene what a spastic, good mood I’ve been in the past few days. Happiness is totally bonkers! Bananas! WACKY! #
  • 02:53 Can’t sleep so I’m going to work on the church I would start if I were going to start a church. #
  • 02:54 Or maybe I mean religion, not church. But more of a cult of enthusiastic pretend religion. maybe. #
  • 03:48 @urban_gypsy LOL – sounds like fun! It will probably be a cult of one for now; I did just register the domain, though. #
  • 05:07 It’s after five in the morning and I’m still up. #

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From Twitter 09-29-2009

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  • 00:25:28: I accomplished a lot today, but not the blogging or members-only update I hoped to do. Tomorrow hoping to shoot some hardcore with @DeliaTS.
  • 12:43:23: Just sat down on the shitter & loudly proclaimed, “HERE I AM!! ROCK ME LIKE A HURRICANE!!!” The universe answered with a big poop.
  • 13:38:17: Eek! Our sites have been down for a couple of minutes; they have to reboot our server, so let us know if we’re not back up in 10 minutes.
  • 16:29:53: I just posted a title &synopsis (or maybe just a little hook) for my #nanowrimo novel: http://www.nanowrimo.org/eng/user/510773
  • 16:46:50: Why isn’t “Without You” on Decade of Decadence? That’s all I’m asking . . .
  • 16:58:06: This is the Motley Cure song I’m talking about, FYI: http://bit.ly/13xyE3
  • 16:58:45: lol — I said Motley CURE!!!! That’s what happens when I try to tweet with only one of two false eyelash strips applied to my face.
  • 19:01:34: MEMBERS: are any of you having problems accessing ALL of our sites with your one username & password? Let me know.
  • 19:14:28: Downloading the pics we just shot; hoping to get them edited & posted tonight, or at least a sample on my blog.
  • 22:32:40: http://twitpic.com/jow6r – Retro pink nighty w/black lace; from the set we shot today.
  • 22:40:28: My secret ambition is to have Disney model a wicked witchlike woman after me. Sort of Madame Medusa meets Trixie. But then they’d own me.
  • 22:42:01: Want more pink nighty pics WITH DILDO action? See my latest post: http://bit.ly/FZ7Yj
  • 22:48:05: Posted a new vlog for members-only: http://bit.ly/swvvj

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My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

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  • 10:27 I’m seriously going to buy myself some fucking gold star stickers to start putting on my endless to-do lists when I finish stuff. #
  • 22:37 I can’t wait for the day to arrive when wine racks aren’t the predominant home furnishing on sale in stores. So fucking useless &bourgie! #
  • 22:43 Signed up for NaNoWriMo for the first time. Who knows if I’ll actually DO it, though: www.nanowrimo.org/eng/user/510773 #
  • 00:25 I accomplished a lot today, but not the blogging or members-only update I hoped to do. Tomorrow hoping to shoot some hardcore with @DeliaTS. #

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From Twitter 09-28-2009

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  • 10:27:03: I’m seriously going to buy myself some fucking gold star stickers to start putting on my endless to-do lists when I finish stuff.
  • 22:37:11: I can’t wait for the day to arrive when wine racks aren’t the predominant home furnishing on sale in stores. So fucking useless &bourgie!
  • 22:43:12: Signed up for NaNoWriMo for the first time. Who knows if I’ll actually DO it, though: http://www.nanowrimo.org/eng/user/510773

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My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

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  • 12:28 Took those magic vitamin brain pills again last night and slept . . . a long LONG time. Twas very very delicious. #
  • 15:11 Did some stretching in our sunny, bone-warming parlour. Now: confused how to manage feedburner accts & buzzboost now that google ate it. #
  • 15:55 Phew! My pea-brain figured it out. Also, in general, I’m finally feeling results of past month’s work; to-do’s seem more manageable. Calmer. #
  • 20:22 Casinos make me horny. I can’t help it. #
  • 22:05 Just got home. Gonna eat some cold fried chicken in bed and watch tv. Jeopardy? I’ll worry about credit card decline on big thing tomorrow. #

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From Twitter 09-27-2009

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  • 12:28:39: Took those magic vitamin brain pills again last night and slept . . . a long LONG time. Twas very very delicious.
  • 15:11:02: Did some stretching in our sunny, bone-warming parlour. Now: confused how to manage feedburner accts & buzzboost now that google ate it.
  • 15:55:48: Phew! My pea-brain figured it out. Also, in general, I’m finally feeling results of past month’s work; to-do’s seem more manageable. Calmer.
  • 20:22:15: Casinos make me horny. I can’t help it.
  • 22:05:24: Just got home. Gonna eat some cold fried chicken in bed and watch tv. Jeopardy? I’ll worry about credit card decline on big thing tomorrow.

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  • 09:36 After breakfast I can’t *wait* to sit down & populate DeliaTS.com with metatags & descriptions. Yes, that’s total sarcasm. #
  • 11:53 I’ve got a show in about an hour, then we have members-only chat and @DeliaTS has a show, too. #
  • 12:18 I just clamped a swing-arm "architect’s" lamp to shelf above me to light up my camshow. Guess this means I should shave my legs now. #
  • 12:24 @Stewpot Yeah, I’ve done the hairy legs & pits thing, but they’re not thick enough to satisfy hair-lovers. My twat is hairy now, though! #
  • 14:04 Mmmmm . . . loved my show, the t wo fat orgasms I had, and the little ivory cutout footwarmer/armwarmer things I swapped out. #
  • 14:26 Going to go get fixings for dinner. @DeliaTS has a show at the top of the hour, then we’ll be chatting with members ONLY! #
  • 15:28 Having a beautiful Indian summer here. Hoping to take @DeliaTS on a romantic picnic after our members-only chat. #
  • 17:39 I can’t believe the first decade of this century is almost over! I remember exactly what I was doing & who I was pining for Y2K eve. #
  • 17:40 Thank god, ten years later, that I’m not that stupid anymore. I don’t know what I was thinking, reading The Horse Whisperer! NEVER AGAIN! #
  • 18:44 Didn’t go on a picnic, but still enjoyed our turkey sandwich dinner. I’ve been in a very sandwichy mood lately. #
  • 22:37 Quick post insisting you read a certain (new to me) stripper blog: bit.ly/12OSDo #

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From Twitter 09-26-2009

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  • 09:36:20: After breakfast I can’t *wait* to sit down & populate DeliaTS.com with metatags & descriptions. Yes, that’s total sarcasm.
  • 11:53:06: I’ve got a show in about an hour, then we have members-only chat and @DeliaTS has a show, too.
  • 12:18:48: I just clamped a swing-arm “architect’s” lamp to shelf above me to light up my camshow. Guess this means I should shave my legs now.
  • 12:24:30: @Stewpot Yeah, I’ve done the hairy legs & pits thing, but they’re not thick enough to satisfy hair-lovers. My twat is hairy now, though!
  • 14:04:28: Mmmmm . . . loved my show, the two fat orgasms I had, and the little ivory cutout footwarmer/armwarmer things I swapped out.
  • 14:26:09: Going to go get fixings for dinner. @DeliaTS has a show at the top of the hour, then we’ll be chatting with members ONLY!
  • 15:28:09: Having a beautiful Indian summer here. Hoping to take @DeliaTS on a romantic picnic after our members-only chat.
  • 17:39:52: I can’t believe the first decade of this century is almost over! I remember exactly what I was doing & who I was pining for Y2K eve.
  • 17:40:52: Thank god, ten years later, that I’m not that stupid anymore. I don’t know what I was thinking, reading The Horse Whisperer! NEVER AGAIN!
  • 18:44:27: Didn’t go on a picnic, but still enjoyed our turkey sandwich dinner. I’ve been in a very sandwichy mood lately.
  • 22:37:24: Quick post insisting you read a certain (new to me) stripper blog: http://bit.ly/12OSDo

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  • 10:05 Ooogh . . . too much rich, dairyful food last night with not enough lactaid. Paying the price now. #
  • 12:38 Trying not to barf. Wondering how long I can sit without liquid poop burbling out of my butt. Appt. to get hair done in 45 minutes. Gah! #
  • 16:07 My hair is officially really blonde again for real. Yes, it COULD be blonder/fakier, but the color is kind of perfect right now. #
  • 19:29 Getting ready for a camshow at the top of the hour – super sleepy, but it will be NICE. Magic wand & maybe Jackhammer Jesus? #
  • 21:38 I’ve got so many friends who are going through / have gone through horribly challenging s cary shit. My worries are so petty by comparison. #
  • 21:51 @Elligirl Your mac & cheese (among other things) sounds SO FUCKING DELICIOUS!! #
  • 21:53 @Elligirl You are wickedly sweet, creamy-skinned dairy-filled TEMPTRESS!!!! 😉 #
  • 23:20 I can’t believe I did it again: turned on the wrong burner and ruined another pan / almost burned the house down. Where is my head lately? #

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From Twitter 09-25-2009

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  • 10:05:48: Ooogh . . . too much rich, dairyful food last night with not enough lactaid. Paying the price now.
  • 12:38:00: Trying not to barf. Wondering how long I can sit without liquid poop burbling out of my butt. Appt. to get hair done in 45 minutes. Gah!
  • 16:07:43: My hair is officially really blonde again for real. Yes, it COULD be blonder/fakier, but the color is kind of perfect right now.
  • 19:29:21: Getting ready for a camshow at the top of the hour – super sleepy, but it will be NICE. Magic wand & maybe Jackhammer Jesus?
  • 21:38:41: I’ve got so many friends who are going through / have gone through horribly challenging scary shit. My worries are so petty by comparison.
  • 21:51:32: @Elligirl Your mac & cheese (among other things) sounds SO FUCKING DELICIOUS!!
  • 21:53:15: @Elligirl You are wickedly sweet, creamy-skinned dairy-filled TEMPTRESS!!!! 😉
  • 23:20:56: I can’t believe I did it again: turned on the wrong burner and ruined another pan / almost burned the house down. Where is my head lately?

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