• 00:57:56: The reason I can’t get anything done is revealed by how much I hate Conan O’Brien’s too-liney set: http://is.gd/2WV7w YES! I’M CRAZY!!!
  • 01:07:10: I know it sounds hysterically funny, but I’m actually having a mild anxiety attack right now looking @pics of all-not-parallel-on-Conan-set.
  • 12:52:14: Stayed up late, so we’re now just getting rolling. Looking forward to my English Breakfast (decaf) & Luna bar.
  • 14:40:03: {contented sigh} My girlfriend is so pretty; we’re trying on stuff for our shoot in the woods this week & she’s wearing a long soft dress.
  • 16:12:23: I’d love to eat some lunch right now, but all of my vital juices are depleted by the mere thought of PREPARING lunch. Also, feel pukey.
  • 16:13:48: I hope the weather forecast is correct for where we’ll be shooting: partly cloudy while we’re there, not raining. PERFECT!
  • 16:39:58: Jesus CHRIST the South can be such a dirty, freaky, lawless place: http://fwix.com/share/8_5cb804b887
  • 17:30:47: Oops! I didn’t mean to link to the local cougar story; it was supposed to be about cops in Arkansas.
  • 19:54:58: Read @rollertrain’s tale of a weird thing that happened in a sex shop parking lot: http://bit.ly/1VjYGS
  • 20:25:47: Getting batteries ready in g-spot vibrator for shoot we’re about to do. Now to make my hair & face look less monstrous.
  • 22:03:02: Now going to capture the video we just shot & hope to have it edited & uploaded by tomorrow night or Tuesday morning for members.
  • 22:07:02: http://twitpic.com/gteuy – About to capture video, post orgasms.
  • 22:07:34: http://twitpic.com/gtexq – And no, these cozy clothes aren’t what I was wearing in the pics & vid.
  • 23:44:03: Again, I want to apologize for putting up a link to a dead cougar; I copied the wrong permalink & didn’t mean to send you to see that.

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