My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

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  • 09:47 Too much dreaming, not enough SLEEP. #
  • 09:49 @ericofthedead Well, I’m having my period which can make for an unsettled night but I’m GUESSING that’s not what’s causing your dreams. 😉 #
  • 09:50 Also: we are out of kleenex and creamer. Time to start blowing my nose into dirty panties & having @DeliaTS jerk off into my tea? #
  • 11:04 Been trying to make Saturday our housecleaning day; haven’t been consistent, but today we’re going to try. Toilet, here I come . . . (retch) #
  • 11:30 If I looked cute and "put-together" all the time I might understand why I h ave clothes strewn around everywhere. But I always look sloppy! #
  • 16:40 It’s almost grotesque what a good mood I’m in today. Calm, happy, thankful, optimistic, present . . . it’s fucking wacky! #
  • 16:40 RT @BloodyTrixie I just interrupted lunch to shoot some pictures of a big filet of uterus posed next to/outsizing a quarter. #
  • 18:11 @man_onthe_moon We never really "go out". Also, not sure if you know we are 3 hours away from Seattle. Saturday night = work & Star Trek. #
  • 22:26 Unpacking our clothes from the cabin trip. Fondling all our pretty things. I should spend more time loving all my dainties. #
  • 23:52 I have no idea HOW google toolbar updated and began doing these annoying things to me, but I want it to stop. #
  • 00:08 WTF ever, google: there is nothing to help me shut this shit off in settings: is.gd/3tOzy DO NOT FUCK WITH MY BROWSER! #
  • 00:18 Finally fixed. Stupid shitholes should have it right on their "handy" new page, an I DON’T WANT THIS – TURN IT OFF link. I have ADD. STOP! #
  • 00:20 And that is how my Saturday night goes. Bitching about google on Twitter. They get rid of notebook, which ROCKS, & foist THIS upon us? #
  • 00:21 My apologies everyone — okay, going to take a soothing bath. Very soooooooooooothing. #
  • 02:15 Yeeeks! Our house is like spider and earwig central! So many different kinds of spiders in all different sizes. #

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From Twitter 09-19-2009

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  • 00:07:48: In the past couple of days I’ve drafted and/or outlined a couple of things that would be cool if I actually wrote them.
  • 09:47:01: Too much dreaming, not enough SLEEP.
  • 09:49:37: @ericofthedead Well, I’m having my period which can make for an unsettled night but I’m GUESSING that’s not what’s causing your dreams. 😉
  • 09:50:20: Also: we are out of kleenex and creamer. Time to start blowing my nose into dirty panties & having @DeliaTS jerk off into my tea?
  • 11:04:44: Been trying to make Saturday our housecleaning day; haven’t been consistent, but today we’re going to try. Toilet, here I come . . . (retch)
  • 11:30:12: If I looked cute and “put-together” all the time I might understand why I have clothes strewn around everywhere. But I always look sloppy!
  • 16:40:11: It’s almost grotesque what a good mood I’m in today. Calm, happy, thankful, optimistic, present . . . it’s fucking wacky!
  • 16:40:23: RT @BloodyTrixie I just interrupted lunch to shoot some pictures of a big filet of uterus posed next to/outsizing a quarter.
  • 18:11:10: @man_onthe_moon We never really “go out”. Also, not sure if you know we are 3 hours away from Seattle. Saturday night = work & Star Trek.
  • 22:26:56: Unpacking our clothes from the cabin trip. Fondling all our pretty things. I should spend more time loving all my dainties.
  • 23:52:49: I have no idea HOW google toolbar updated and began doing these annoying things to me, but I want it to stop.

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  • 09:54 @carpeetdiem Never heard the mussel thing before; we do have the "bearded clam", though. #
  • 10:12 So I guess my avatar isn’t just going to fix itself . . . had my fingers crossed it would. #
  • 14:09 Mmmmm . . . my rolled-up sweats are still damp with saltwater from trudging through it at the beach yesterday. Feels nice around my calves. #
  • 14:24 RT @BloodyTrixie Bitch Magazine on Tampax’s new viral transgender marketing campaign: bitchmagazine.org/post/man-pad #
  • 17:46 Working on my site redesign & havin g my period + mildly pleasant cramps. Going to take a pill to keep them that way. #
  • 17:56 @man_onthe_moon Nah — it’s good! We’re having an awesome day & my period feels pleasant right now. It’s not a bad thing. #
  • 20:42 I just realized NiteFlirt is undergoing some kind of serious "improvements". Sigh. Trying to catch up on the bullshit. #
  • 00:07 In the past couple of days I’ve drafted and/or outlined a couple of things that would be cool if I actually wrote them. #

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From Twitter 09-18-2009

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  • 09:54:28: @carpeetdiem Never heard the mussel thing before; we do have the “bearded clam”, though.
  • 10:12:10: So I guess my avatar isn’t just going to fix itself . . . had my fingers crossed it would.
  • 14:09:56: Mmmmm . . . my rolled-up sweats are still damp with saltwater from trudging through it at the beach yesterday. Feels nice around my calves.
  • 14:24:57: RT @BloodyTrixie Bitch Magazine on Tampax’s new viral transgender marketing campaign: http://bitchmagazine.org/post/man-pad
  • 17:46:52: Working on my site redesign & having my period + mildly pleasant cramps. Going to take a pill to keep them that way.
  • 17:56:09: @man_onthe_moon Nah — it’s good! We’re having an awesome day & my period feels pleasant right now. It’s not a bad thing.
  • 20:42:32: I just realized NiteFlirt is undergoing some kind of serious “improvements”. Sigh. Trying to catch up on the bullshit.

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  • 10:36 I’ve got the roving cam logged in while I attempt to pay bills. I say "attempt" because there’s only so much you can do with this much $. #
  • 14:19 twitpic.com/i383g – I think I got stung by a jellyfish. Worth it. #
  • 14:39 Been a week since I exercised so @DeliaTS put sunblock on me & I went outside for fresh air, sunshine & cardio. Hope period waits to come #
  • 16:08 My girlfriend, @DeliaTS, put together the sweetest lunchiest lunch for us. We accidentally watched some stupid-ass Tyra while we ate. FUN! #
  • 21:51 Lit some candles, popped in some groovy music , and GOT OUR FUCK ON. Everything is back in perfect balance. #
  • 22:20 We never play music together which is SAD, so turning off audio on cams so we can joyfully mess around without criticism. #
  • 23:37 About to eat a tin of smoked mussels. They look like little tiny brown vulvas bathed in salty oil. Nummy! #

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From Twitter 09-17-2009

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  • 10:36:48: I’ve got the roving cam logged in while I attempt to pay bills. I say “attempt” because there’s only so much you can do with this much $.
  • 14:19:17: http://twitpic.com/i383g – I think I got stung by a jellyfish. Worth it.
  • 14:39:19: Been a week since I exercised so @DeliaTS put sunblock on me & I went outside for fresh air, sunshine & cardio. Hope period waits to come
  • 16:08:18: My girlfriend, @DeliaTS, put together the sweetest lunchiest lunch for us. We accidentally watched some stupid-ass Tyra while we ate. FUN!
  • 21:51:05: Lit some candles, popped in some groovy music, and GOT OUR FUCK ON. Everything is back in perfect balance.
  • 22:20:26: We never play music together which is SAD, so turning off audio on cams so we can joyfully mess around without criticism.
  • 23:37:53: About to eat a tin of smoked mussels. They look like little tiny brown vulvas bathed in salty oil. Nummy!

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  • 10:15 Our dog’s rope outside finally broke . . . fortunately she decided to come in for a bite to eat instead of going on an adventure. #
  • 10:19 Scratch that. Looks like some piece of shit motherfucker came into our yard and CUT her rope. In two places. I hope they’re hit by a bus. #
  • 10:21 Scratch that AGAIN. Looks like animals (probably coons) with extremely sharp teeth gnawed clean through it in about EIGHT places. #
  • 11:54 Finished reading a book called _Motel Life_ with tears dripping down my face. #
  • 12:11 I’m not a person who does her best thinking in the morning. #
  • 13:48 We have a situation. Like, a SITUATION. Unfortunately, it’s probably better not to even talk about it. We’re just so fucking CAUGHT. #
  • 14:58 We need to get out of the house for awhile and clear our heads from this craziness. It’s awkward, to say the very least. #
  • 17:32 People’s responses to our situation range from "that’s so cool" to "that’s totally innocuous" to "OMG that’s freaky as fuck". #
  • 19:52 Sorry to be mysterious; we aren’t posting the specifics to protect someone’s job. Even though he SHOULD’VE done that himself. #
  • 22:23 @djbi gcrunk I’m not talking about it elsewhere online, but on the phone with friends/family, etc. Might post about it in members-only 1 day. #

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From Twitter 09-16-2009

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  • 00:40:28: Reading a sad book made me vulnerable to tearing-up upon reading sweet messages from a couple of friends I dearly love.
  • 01:46:19: I *love* this liquid calcium/magnesium supplement . . . except that it marbleizes my poop. Not like marble shapes, but white marble streaks.
  • 10:15:49: Our dog’s rope outside finally broke . . . fortunately she decided to come in for a bite to eat instead of going on an adventure.
  • 10:19:01: Scratch that. Looks like some piece of shit motherfucker came into our yard and CUT her rope. In two places. I hope they’re hit by a bus.
  • 10:21:26: Scratch that AGAIN. Looks like animals (probably coons) with extremely sharp teeth gnawed clean through it in about EIGHT places.
  • 11:54:13: Finished reading a book called _Motel Life_ with tears dripping down my face.
  • 12:11:21: I’m not a person who does her best thinking in the morning.
  • 13:48:40: We have a situation. Like, a SITUATION. Unfortunately, it’s probably better not to even talk about it. We’re just so fucking CAUGHT.
  • 14:58:29: We need to get out of the house for awhile and clear our heads from this craziness. It’s awkward, to say the very least.
  • 17:32:43: People’s responses to our situation range from “that’s so cool” to “that’s totally innocuous” to “OMG that’s freaky as fuck”.
  • 19:52:35: Sorry to be mysterious; we aren’t posting the specifics to protect someone’s job. Even though he SHOULD’VE done that himself.
  • 22:23:28: @djbigcrunk I’m not talking about it elsewhere online, but on the phone with friends/family, etc. Might post about it in members-only 1 day.

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  • 12:55 It’s awesome when your massage therapist shows you a pic of the black cock she’ll be riding in a few days. Shoulda given her a bigger tip. #
  • 14:31 Pmt process won’t approve Delia’s new site unless we change all copyright lines to read deliats.com instead of Delia & Trixie. WASTE OF TIME #
  • 15:24 @mcangeli No, because I’m still a dumbass & amateur at lots of things. Someday maybe I will learn . . . 😉 #
  • 18:16 Just finished a great book: _Arkansas_ (but more about Italy, LA & guys who love cock): www.goodreads.com/user/show/1073521 #
  • 20:07 I’ve taken some time off today for books, tv and a massage . . . if you haven’t noticed already. And it feels SO good! I <3 Chuck Bass! #
  • 20:08 The appearance of my previous tweet was postponed: in truth, I am now working on some promo stuff. The irritating design of it, anyway. #
  • 21:35 I wish I could remember the "brilliant" ideas I was having last night before I fell asleep. #
  • 00:40 Reading a sad book made me vulnerable to tearing-up upon reading sweet messages from a couple of friends I dearly love. #
  • 01:46 I *love* this liquid calcium/magnesium supplement . . . except that it marbleizes my poop. Not like marble shapes, but white marble streaks. #

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From Twitter 09-15-2009

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  • 12:55:36: It’s awesome when your massage therapist shows you a pic of the black cock she’ll be riding in a few days. Shoulda given her a bigger tip.
  • 14:31:52: Pmt process won’t approve Delia’s new site unless we change all copyright lines to read deliats.com instead of Delia & Trixie. WASTE OF TIME
  • 15:24:41: @mcangeli No, because I’m still a dumbass & amateur at lots of things. Someday maybe I will learn . . . 😉
  • 18:16:55: Just finished a great book: _Arkansas_ (but more about Italy, LA & guys who love cock): http://www.goodreads.com/user/show/1073521
  • 20:07:46: I’ve taken some time off today for books, tv and a massage . . . if you haven’t noticed already. And it feels SO good! I <3 Chuck Bass!
  • 20:08:49: The appearance of my previous tweet was postponed: in truth, I am now working on some promo stuff. The irritating design of it, anyway.
  • 21:35:26: I wish I could remember the “brilliant” ideas I was having last night before I fell asleep.

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