My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

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  • 08:30 I’m excited to be up early (for me) and feeling chipper. I hope it lasts . . . stepping away from the computer for morning tea & a stretch. #
  • 12:33 Going to do some cardio, probably only 20 minutes, then take a shower. I’ll be on our "anywhere" cam on SOY, members. #
  • 15:58 RT @wbahner RT @funnyordie Pat Robertson has no idea how pacts w/ the Devil work. You make them for fiddle lessons, not earthquakes. Dumbass #
  • 19:03 Our dog. Is driving. Me BATSHIT. Sorry voyeurs for having to listen to me attempting to be stern with her. #
  • 19:11 Vids of our friend @AmberLily’s hot ass & a compliment on m y belly: www.tastytrixie.com/body-parts/belly-butt-vids/ #
  • 21:45 Built & sent out some more promos . . . I know. I’m a fucking bore. Trust me, I’m boring myself too. #
  • 22:47 I don’t know why @DeliaTS isn’t interested in putting on her headlamp & inspecting my hemorrhoid. I’d totally get down on it if she had one! #
  • 23:20 Is it weird that I like fondling my piles? I just lubed them with vitamin E oil. Shiny! Vulgar! @DeliaTS did look & was duly impressed. #

These were chunks of my life yesterday as posted on my twitter page, automatic ally shipped by LoudTwitter

From Twitter 01-13-2010

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  • 09:30:40: I’m excited to be up early (for me) and feeling chipper. I hope it lasts . . . stepping away from the computer for morning tea & a stretch.
  • 13:33:02: Going to do some cardio, probably only 20 minutes, then take a shower. I’ll be on our “anywhere” cam on SOY, members.
  • 16:58:43: RT @wbahner RT @funnyordie Pat Robertson has no idea how pacts w/ the Devil work. You make them for fiddle lessons, not earthquakes. Dumbass
  • 20:03:16: Our dog. Is driving. Me BATSHIT. Sorry voyeurs for having to listen to me attempting to be stern with her.
  • 20:11:47: Vids of our friend @AmberLily’s hot ass & a compliment on my belly: http://www.tastytrixie.com/body-parts/belly-butt-vids/
  • 22:45:55: Built & sent out some more promos . . . I know. I’m a fucking bore. Trust me, I’m boring myself too.
  • 23:47:19: I don’t know why @DeliaTS isn’t interested in putting on her headlamp & inspecting my hemorrhoid. I’d totally get down on it if she had one!

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