- 10:41 Ever look at one of your well-formed turds in the toilet & think, "you know, a cock about that size & shape would be LOVELY!" No? Just me? #
- 11:22 I just fondled a stack of 20s, 5s, and 1s with my eyes closed and pretended they were hundred dollar bills instead. It felt really nice. #
- 12:19 What’s that, you creaking groaning protesting twat of a machine? You want me to SLOWLY shut you down and restart before you’ll work? #
- 17:30 I got a really nice present of an autographed book/dedicated to me from someone in town. I love people. #
- 17:45 Getting pulsatingly excited watching another webwhor e’s videos (I’ve got permission to post one of them for members tonight!). #
- 17:49 OMG — my hitachi magic wand is MIA! Fuuuuuuuuuuck . . . . #
- 17:55 Is this a sign that I should torture myself with denial and write a whole bunch of excruciatingly maddening porno-erotica stories? #
- 18:07 You want to see someone with a really bad temper? See me, when I haven’t had enough sex. And my plans for a quick video? AGGRAVATED!!!!! #
- 19:47 Just shot a masturbation video then @DeliaTS and I went into the bedroom and fucked (was visible/audible on our spycams for members). #
These were ch unks of my life yesterday as posted on my twitter page, automatically shipped by LoudTwitter