• 10:02:02: Delicious = getting enough sleep last night & waking up knowing I have enough cushy socks freshly laundered to pack for our trip.
  • 11:55:51: I look like a ragamuffin but that’s not stopping me from going to a meeting and running today’s errands: Phase I.
  • 15:21:48: Just posted a scrolling striptease gallery featuring my tits in a white satin bra, hair in a messy updo, and GLASSES in members-only blog!
  • 15:25:14: Oh, and check out this gorgeous photo of my girlfriend @DeliaTSin black thigh highs with silver-trimmed lace tops: http://is.gd/c3kKy
  • 15:27:43: Now it’s time for some exercise (want to see me jiggling while jumping around?) Also, thanks @wbahner !
  • 20:16:23: I have to tackle this one really annoying thing on my to-do list for today: SHOWER! I know, I’m so sexy when I’m unclean!!
  • 20:21:12: It’s terrible when I feel smug/relieved/reassured when younger webwhores start packing on the pounds the same way I have.
  • 21:53:41: I got busted masturbating by our lesbian friends who stopped by to have us sign a card! They put on a little grope & kiss show on cam!
  • 22:06:27: I guess I need to stop referring to “our lesbian friends” as if there are only two of them. Who are always together.
  • 23:03:17: I need to stop spying on @amberlily and start packing!!

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