My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

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  • 10:13 RT @audaciaray: Just created FB page for The Red Umbrella Diaries, an evolution of Sex Worker Literati. Plz like & RT! bit.ly/akvfM0 #
  • 10:26 Nothing like watching the cops kill someone on FOX news with headline "Caught on Tape: Porn Star Falls to Death": is.gd/cESfU Ugly. #
  • 12:16 Yay!!! One of my fave actresses, Naomi Watts, is going to play Marilyn Monroe in Blonde! is.gd/cEXN1 #
  • 13:03 Taking a break from promo building for . . . a stretch? Lunch? Not sure yet. #
  • 15:39 I know, you saw me gr ab my big vibrator but didn’t anticipate I’d finish in less than sixty seconds. HAHA!! #
  • 15:48 Whoah. Never seen this before: a dude SPRITZING his cock with some kind of a fine mist. Oil? Or just water? Interesting. I like it. A LOT. #
  • 19:51 I feel like it was really romantic to put on Jeff Beck’s "Cause We’ve Ended as Lovers" while vibrating to a BIG-dick-only wank vid. #
  • 19:58 It annoys me how few correct returns I get on google image searches for "Tom Morello naked" and "Bed Bridwell naked". Almost NOTHING! Bah! #
  • 20:34 So yeah, I’m totally buying the .mp3 of Paul Anka covering "It’s a Sin". I have the weirdest little clit boner ever. #
  • 21:56 I love the way my unwashed body smells right now. Like salt and chalk and vinegar and musky pussy goo. My period just started, too. #

These were chunks of my life yesterday as posted on my twitter page, automatically shipped by LoudTwitter

From Twitter 06-06-2010

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  • 10:13:26: RT @audaciaray: Just created FB page for The Red Umbrella Diaries, an evolution of Sex Worker Literati. Plz like & RT! http://bit.ly/akvfM0
  • 10:26:24: Nothing like watching the cops kill someone on FOX news with headline “Caught on Tape: Porn Star Falls to Death”: http://is.gd/cESfU Ugly.
  • 12:16:19: Yay!!! One of my fave actresses, Naomi Watts, is going to play Marilyn Monroe in Blonde! http://is.gd/cEXN1
  • 13:03:00: Taking a break from promo building for . . . a stretch? Lunch? Not sure yet.
  • 15:39:59: I know, you saw me grab my big vibrator but didn’t anticipate I’d finish in less than sixty seconds. HAHA!!
  • 15:48:41: Whoah. Never seen this before: a dude SPRITZING his cock with some kind of a fine mist. Oil? Or just water? Interesting. I like it. A LOT.
  • 19:51:40: I feel like it was really romantic to put on Jeff Beck’s “Cause We’ve Ended as Lovers” while vibrating to a BIG-dick-only wank vid.
  • 19:58:14: It annoys me how few correct returns I get on google image searches for “Tom Morello naked” and “Bed Bridwell naked”. Almost NOTHING! Bah!
  • 20:34:19: So yeah, I’m totally buying the .mp3 of Paul Anka covering “It’s a Sin”. I have the weirdest little clit boner ever.
  • 21:56:11: I love the way my unwashed body smells right now. Like salt and chalk and vinegar and musky pussy goo. My period just started, too.

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