• 01:08:22: Full moon on our way to see Inception (TOO LONG). http://twitpic.com/284vj2
  • 01:14:24: I see a vision of hell before me: being a waitress at Shari’s after midnight on a Friday night in Silverdale, WA. Lots o drunk, stupid, etc.
  • 03:35:03: In the foggy moonlight the ship’s foghorn was echoed by the basso rumbling of my brooding flatulence. The coyote shivered in her sleep.
  • 12:30:06: 5 of 5 stars to Lean on Pete by Willy Vlautin http://bit.ly/af6lSW
  • 12:40:02: I’m sorry, but I am just not into adults using photos of children as their avatars. I don’t get it. Same with using celeb photos.
  • 14:15:26: Check out http://londonandrews.blogspot.com – You are the most gorgeous woman I’ve seen on the internet in recent memory, @LondonInAustin!
  • 14:40:59: @bellabellini the only thing I’ve seen like that is http://www.amember.com which is used by http://crashpadseries.com – looks interesting!
  • 16:14:19: OMG . . . camming is going SO SLOWLY right now. And I refuse to “audition” for a show: http://trixie.cammodels.com
  • 16:30:52: Godammit! Don’t show me a big beautiful cock with a throbbing knob then take it away from me!!
  • 17:08:51: Whoah! I am shaking all over after that orgasm.
  • 18:40:13: One guy must’ve given me, like, a 3 out of 5 rating. I wonder if it’s because of my belly overhang?
  • 22:32:43: I just lifted the corners of my toenails (on big toes) & shoved cotton soaked in tea tree oil under them to try to keep them from ingrowing.

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