• 09:39:56: Every cabin morning its path gives me spiderweb face.
  • 16:38:46: Listening to George Michael & Wham songs while editing pictures of me in toeless pantyhose & wooden platform disco sandals.
  • 23:06:15: RT @chrisorourke: Wouldn’t it be hilarious if the Bible turned out to have been written by time travelling Onion writers? #justsayin

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