Daily Trixie

• I keep missing bedtime in favor of socializing. This has to stop! My routine must not be so disrupted. Show at 4 pacific/7 eastern. #
• I wish I could figure out why my dildo box smells like a wet dog. #
• Would it be very strange for me to devise a uniform specifically to wear when pooping (and ONLY within ten minutes of pooping)? #
• Blaming my lack of productivity on not having access to my various productivity programs, to-do lists, etc. Need to reinstall. #
• The amount of blessed and lucky I am is so mind-boggling at times it makes my entire face shiver. #
• Anyone want to share with me their experiences with amitriptyline and/or seroquel? #

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• I keep missing bedtime in favor of socializing. This has to stop! My routine must not be so disrupted. Show at 4 pacific/7 eastern. #
• I wish I could figure out why my dildo box smells like a wet dog. #
• Would it be very strange for me to devise a uniform specifically to wear when pooping (and ONLY within ten minutes of pooping)? #
• Blaming my lack of productivity on not having access to my various productivity programs, to-do lists, etc. Need to reinstall. #
• The amount of blessed and lucky I am is so mind-boggling at times it makes my entire face shiver. #
• Anyone want to share with me their experiences with amitriptyline and/or seroquel? #

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• The big scary dog that bit me yesterday. http://t.co/GqVbV7kx #
• Trust, there was A LOT of farting going on yesterday & last night @BigMeas @I_am_Cliff . Like we had a whole fart dialogue going on. in reply to BigMeas #
• Mmmmm . . . I love it when @DeliaTS gets phone calls from boys. #
• Considering limiting my reading for a year to only kindle SAMPLES of books. I think that would be cool. Don't finish ANYTHING! It's free!!! #
• Love. Hate. Miss. Tacoma. http://t.co/q2J2bCSy #

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• The big scary dog that bit me yesterday. http://t.co/GqVbV7kx #
• Trust, there was A LOT of farting going on yesterday & last night @BigMeas @I_am_Cliff . Like we had a whole fart dialogue going on. in reply to BigMeas #
• Mmmmm . . . I love it when @DeliaTS gets phone calls from boys. #
• Considering limiting my reading for a year to only kindle SAMPLES of books. I think that would be cool. Don't finish ANYTHING! It's free!!! #
• Love. Hate. Miss. Tacoma. http://t.co/q2J2bCSy #

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• I got bit by a Rottweiler! And I survived!! Dating is fun. I have to fart so bad! #

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• I got bit by a Rottweiler! And I survived!! Dating is fun. I have to fart so bad! #

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• Had to interrupt a lot of planning while all sorts of backing-up and scanning goes on to have some masturbation. Mostly tension relief. #
• Confessed to tech guy that I have already seen pictures of his wife naked. #
• Oh weird. I guess I published that boring blog entry with the fucked-up formatting that I thought I saved as a draft. Huh. #
• Sooooper tired, but getting ready to shoot pics & video of @DeliaTS. #
• @rollertrain Sending you loving thoughts padded w/the most absorbent, gentle, tender paper towely pillow hugs I can imagine to cushion you. in reply to rollertrain #

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• Backups & scans all made yesterday; techmaster coming back soon to fiddle w/my computer. Cross fingers for me to get machine back fast? #
• Guess what the 1st thing was he commented on this AM, @Species_125 ? TROI!! Either he's reading my twitter or is just the nerd I hoped for! in reply to Species_125 #
• My computer is so fuxored that I'm getting to have lots of convos about Star Trek & software & stuff w/the computer tech guy. #
• My lip is fat with grotesque meaty horror after I chomped into it twice during dinner tonight after biting it a couple of days ago. #
• Man, I wish @DeliaTS wanted to go to bed right now. But it's hard to wish your GF would stop making money: http://t.co/kHGsLPH7 #
• Sometimes it feels like @DeliaTS is working so hard just to pay people to be my friends. Oddly, that doesn't bother me as much as it should. #
• Suddenly having a pretty bad anxiety attack worrying about ways my nephew's kindergarten classmates could hurt him. #

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• View from cabin window 8ish this am. Going to be a great day! My computer might even get fixed! http://t.co/g3dcIS94 #
• Cleaning up & taking nap b4 tech helper gets here. FYI: he doesn't mind being on the spycams! @DeliaTS is on cam now: http://t.co/kHGsLPH7 #
• Okay, the nap part isn't going to happen. But there are no longer chocolate muffin droppings all over the cabin floor, so that's good. #
• Swoon . . . love the live-right-now preview pic of @DeliaTS here: http://t.co/kHGsLPH7 #
• Considering reinventing myself or popping a bunch of pills or clawing at the faces of strangers on the street begging them to love me. #
• But I'm lazy. Will continue reading book on Kindle then switch to reading Kindle Daily Post. Reading ABOUT books easier than finishing them. #
• Seeing AB3 on Thursday. Been almost 10 years. Mostly I just want the hugging. MOSTLY. #
• You guys know that everything I say here is TRUE, but maybe not as exciting, dramatic or urgent as it sounds? Not an act, I'm just that way. #
• Just re-read my tweets to assess accuracy of last statement. Discovered NOTHING I say is exciting. Or urgent. So! Unnecessary disclaimer. #
• A little disappointed that tech guy was IN WebWhoreHQ & didn't compliment my Lwaxana Troi action figure. Maybe he'll notice her tomorrow… #
• Well Gemini is my rising sign, @joepennant . Plus I could be sharing these small odd truths to distract you from my darker inner truths. in reply to joepennant #
• Only thing missing in this bowl? Banana split ice cream. Donuts. Prosciutto. Nibs. Chocolate milk. REEEEEEEFER!! http://t.co/G69rU4xu #

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• While finding a place to piss in my church. http://t.co/Oh4MFluM #
• We just watched Roseanne last night, too @BellaVendetta ! So it was our porn not-quite-star *Saturday* night . . . in reply to BellaVendetta #
• I know, right @shamrock2733 ? Fortunately we wound up fucking anyway and it was like heaven! in reply to shamrock2733 #
• SO HOT & exciting seeing @DeliaTS looking super sexy to go somewhere where she has an admirer. I will be masturbating soon. #

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