Twitter Updates for 2011-11-30

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  • Why isn't @DeliaTS on that cock in bed with us? It's HER boyfriend … it's killing me to see strange dick & not do anything with it. #
  • Look! @deliats after guy in foreground, The Hunter, gave Delia her first load of cum on her tits. http://t.co/a6C64VF2 #
  • Just got home. COLD house & cabin. SUPER sleepy after staying up all night with threesome getting rolling at 3am, continuing into morning. #

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Twitter Updates for 2011-11-28

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  • Triple barf horror. Don't know when some poor Latvian child wound up with my name as a "fashion" model, but it's really . . . super sad. #
  • Only shopping I've done this Thanksgiving weekend was just now buying @DeliaTS & I a couple of 40% off AMAZING silicone toys @tantus ! #
  • Long blue velvet drapes have been a GREAT solo porn backdrop investment . . . but we get bored. Hotel tonight! http://t.co/guOdknnQ #
  • Even with those goddamned blue curtains AGAIN, I'm super excited to share this cute gallery. Not yet sure when. http://t.co/BwR7R3zZ #
  • Probably not what I should have just spent time on, but here are some more pictures: http://t.co/3u08bVY7 #
  • Aaahh…nothing like the overpowering scent of money saved by getting a SMOKING room at a casino hotel! #
  • Nudie pic of the day: http://t.co/V0XHtWde #
  • Thank you, @jennythegreat – it's amazing how one little word in caps can make my night! in reply to jennythegreat #

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Twitter Updates for 2011-11-27

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  • I'll do all kinds of sick role plays for cam customers, but one request I will never fulfill is to put on black lipstick. #
  • Role plays are one thing, but I'm blocking your ass if your nickname references underage & you post pics of kids, even if g-rated. #
  • Just posted a sweet camshow archive for members! Tried to post a twitpic preview, but it keeps saying the picture's not found. #
  • Welllll . . . the wind hits us hours before it hits Seattle, high wind weather warning: http://t.co/l8D5M8uQ – already blowing here. #
  • Feeling compelled to go get something fatty for lunch; seeing way too many underweight, sadly skinny girls on MFC. PUT SOME MEAT ON IT! #
  • I shouldn't say that; I know it's really hard for some people to put on weight & isn't as easy as it sounds, especially w/eating disorders. #
  • I am watching her gold show! $5 – she's beautiful!! http://t.co/kUDDCDeA #
  • Man, her big huge soft boobs are totally fucking hypnotic to me: http://t.co/kUDDCDeA #
  • Thanks for the hot show & chatting with me & your awesome smile, @CrystalPeaks ! ~GeeIJane #
  • Sweet hot summery views of me & sunlight on my bush in my cabin in the camshow archive I just posted for my member http://t.co/uCuVtafP #
  • Sweet summery views of me & sunlight on my bush in my cabin from camshow archive I just posted for my members! http://t.co/J64gjgHY #
  • Totally enjoyed admiring my own creamy legs, feet and ass during my group camshow for members . . . yummy pretty lady legs! #
  • A *bunch* of nudie pics snagged during my camshow today! http://t.co/pSQkVhQm http://t.co/lHGSlSYB #
  • Trying stuff on with @DeliaTS to pack for a mini shooting excursion. We'll only have a day, but will try to cram as much in as possible. #
  • Jesus CHRIST the wind is crazy out there!! #

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Twitter Updates for 2011-11-26

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  • I loathe these morons who say stupid shit like this: "will your cervixz extend and open up too?" My cervix is not for fucking, dumbass. #
  • Glad I live in a town where nobody bats an eye at the faux-homeless, which is my "look" for running errands. Tangled greasy hair & a mess. #
  • Washing my favorite dildos, getting ready to log in at http://t.co/h0LF15in – hoping to see guys jerking off for me! #
  • Frustrated by poor lighting in the cabin; overhead light broke Wednesday, nobody likes a camgirl in a dark room 🙁 🙁 🙁 #
  • Taking a break to eat french toast & bacon . . . because @DeliaTS is a marvel! Hope to do some more camming afterwards . . . #

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Twitter Updates for 2011-11-26

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  • I loathe these morons who say stupid shit like this: "will your cervixz extend and open up too?" My cervix is not for fucking, dumbass. #
  • Glad I live in a town where nobody bats an eye at the faux-homeless, which is my "look" for running errands. Tangled greasy hair & a mess. #
  • Washing my favorite dildos, getting ready to log in at http://t.co/h0LF15in – hoping to see guys jerking off for me! #
  • Frustrated by poor lighting in the cabin; overhead light broke Wednesday, nobody likes a camgirl in a dark room 🙁 🙁 🙁 #
  • Taking a break to eat french toast & bacon . . . because @DeliaTS is a marvel! Hope to do some more camming afterwards . . . #

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Twitter Updates for 2011-11-25

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  • Awwww! @LightningAllie knew exactly what to do to kick off Thanksgiving perfectly … #
  • Listening to a new age cover of Metallica's "Nothing Else Matters" performed on a harp while @Deliats makes a Thanksgiving quiche. #
  • My Thanksgiving Nudie Pics of the Day: http://t.co/RDroGIp9 – have a yummy day! #
  • so much fun on Thanksgiving! (watching The Trouble With Angels) http://t.co/bjiLbZZw #
  • Decided this is actually more appropriate today than Avatar. yeah! (watching RoboCop) http://t.co/UJ7Izvzu #
  • On the beautiful walk we took in the rain … @Deliats http://t.co/FjBUFzti #
  • Yeah, we totally watched this crazy-ass shit today, too. (watching Wicked Attraction, The Perfect Couple S01E01) http://t.co/SzmGF7ii #
  • So hard to watch awesome stories: TOO MUCH CRYING FOR ME! so beautiful… (watching Only When I Dance) http://t.co/Q3BGz3ts #
  • 15 minute fuck +2 orgasms (3 if you include Delia's) equals perfect ending to perfect day. #

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Twitter Updates for 2011-11-24

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  • Too. Much. Stuff. TO DO!! Editing pictures. Should relax & enjoy, but suffering from inability to do more more more EVERYTHING. #
  • I fucking hate it when men walk around a goddamn store whistling. #holidayspirit #
  • But you know what? Someday I'm going to BE that whistling asshole. If I'm lucky… #
  • It would really cheer me up if someone would just slip & fall down in a really comical way right now. #
  • I love to lock eyes with a stranger & recognise we share a mutual senseless hatred for our fellows. Bah humbug to you too, cranky old man! #
  • I totally LOLd at that image, @LightningAllie . . . sounds frustrating and COLD though! Did that just happen today? in reply to LightningAllie #
  • Boiling water to properly launder washcloths and towels. #
  • Note: I am morally and spiritually opposed to hating anybody, and hatred in general. I hope I haven't made your day gloomy! #
  • My GF, @DeliaTS, has a WAY more uplifting attitude than I … & you can get a live cam show with her now! http://t.co/cXSXwuFC #
  • Red velvet in the woods; working on getting this set of pics ready for members . . . http://t.co/wSg7gUOt #
  • You know what's wrong with the world? SHODDY LIGHT FIXTURE SWITCHES! Also, the pink pom-pon that broke off one of my ankle socks. #
  • I actually love the art of whistling, @joepennant & admire folks who do it well. Unless I'm grumpy & trying to concentrate. in reply to joepennant #
  • Narrowing this set of pics down is challenging: LOTS of dorky shots. Are they charming dorky? Or ugly turn-off dorky? Does it matter? #
  • YES!! How far can you grow it out in a week, though @AaliyahLove69 @HAUSOFSE7EN ? I like a little, I like a lot, I like none . . . in reply to AaliyahLove69 #
  • Just wrote the most anti-erotic text to accompany this gallery. Because I don't want my flagging member count to be a mystery to me? #
  • It's definitely not the seasons that are my problem, @athorny 😉 But generally this is actually a good time of year for porn sales. in reply to athorny #
  • Note: I was joking about my silly text & should clarify that I know of plenty of areas where I could improve with enough time/resources. #
  • @rayzer63 Thanks 🙂 Not tonight; this took way longer than I planned. But Friday! in reply to rayzer63 #
  • @athorny I hear you – it's also been really rough for lots of people for the past bunch of recession years. in reply to athorny #

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Twitter Updates for 2011-11-23

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  • Oh man! My favorite little-bit-older blonde in town was in the salon getting foiled same time as I was. She is beyond BEYOND hot! SO pretty! #
  • Yuck. Ritalin makes eating such a despicable chore. #
  • Don't worry. I'm going to choke down this big hot tamale no matter what!! (Trying to make appetite loss sound sexy . . . is it working?) #
  • She's definitely a website waiting to happen, @bozmanblue – I feel very protective of her though. She's very young in many ways. in reply to bozmanblue #
  • No wind damage at our house this time, @pg240 – we get a lot of high wind advisories here so most trees left are resilient. in reply to pg240 #
  • She might, @bozmanblue – maybe if I presented sexier and more femme offline she'd be into it, but as is I don't think she's attracted to me. in reply to bozmanblue #
  • She's super straight, @bozmanblue . But I know she has a *little* sweet curiosity about boobs and feminine softness. in reply to bozmanblue #
  • It always surprises me how excited I get when I see a non-nude camgirl with a bunch of BIG DONGS lined up: http://t.co/e1SpNAja #
  • I fave you in a thousand different ways, @minasmusings {{{hugs}}} in reply to minasmusings #
  • If you want some excitement, my woman @DeliaTS is gorgeous & live on cam http://t.co/cXSXwuFC ! – *I*, though, am doing the bills. #
  • Sitting here feeling unsure about paying for another six months of sperm storage. My eggs are getting too old anyway. Probably won't do it. #
  • Ritalin makes shooting (lighting, angles, bad shots, rearranging, waiting) so much less frustrating! But is this patience really a virtue? #
  • My face smells like dried slobber and semen. And the video might actually be too fucking offensive to be a turn-on to average person. #
  • Note: I hit alt+f a lot forgetting that on twitter, that doesn't open the file menu, it favorites the most recent tweet in my timeline. #

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Twitter Updates for 2011-11-23

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  • Oh man! My favorite little-bit-older blonde in town was in the salon getting foiled same time as I was. She is beyond BEYOND hot! SO pretty! #
  • Yuck. Ritalin makes eating such a despicable chore. #
  • Don't worry. I'm going to choke down this big hot tamale no matter what!! (Trying to make appetite loss sound sexy . . . is it working?) #
  • She's definitely a website waiting to happen, @bozmanblue – I feel very protective of her though. She's very young in many ways. in reply to bozmanblue #
  • No wind damage at our house this time, @pg240 – we get a lot of high wind advisories here so most trees left are resilient. in reply to pg240 #
  • She might, @bozmanblue – maybe if I presented sexier and more femme offline she'd be into it, but as is I don't think she's attracted to me. in reply to bozmanblue #
  • She's super straight, @bozmanblue . But I know she has a *little* sweet curiosity about boobs and feminine softness. in reply to bozmanblue #
  • It always surprises me how excited I get when I see a non-nude camgirl with a bunch of BIG DONGS lined up: http://t.co/e1SpNAja #
  • I fave you in a thousand different ways, @minasmusings {{{hugs}}} in reply to minasmusings #
  • If you want some excitement, my woman @DeliaTS is gorgeous & live on cam http://t.co/cXSXwuFC ! – *I*, though, am doing the bills. #
  • Sitting here feeling unsure about paying for another six months of sperm storage. My eggs are getting too old anyway. Probably won't do it. #
  • Ritalin makes shooting (lighting, angles, bad shots, rearranging, waiting) so much less frustrating! But is this patience really a virtue? #
  • My face smells like dried slobber and semen. And the video might actually be too fucking offensive to be a turn-on to average person. #
  • Note: I hit alt+f a lot forgetting that on twitter, that doesn't open the file menu, it favorites the most recent tweet in my timeline. #

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Twitter Updates for 2011-11-22

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  • So @DeliaTS just got home from last night's date! Very exciting, plus I received my requested dick pic in the middle of night. #horsecock #
  • Went to the doctor today. He said I didn't need a pap test, but I did get all of the meds I ran out of / put off getting. Example: Ritalin. #
  • Here's Kitty Who? outside my cabin door. 5 minutes after closing curtain the FINALLY stopped meowing. http://t.co/fVCuAvrR #
  • Awww, thanks @JaneBurgess & @reynashouse ! Boobs *are* awesome, and so are all four of yours! in reply to JaneBurgess #
  • Interesting, @Big_Darth @amberlily ! Coincidence: last night, 3am, I was replaying & layering fantasies over some experiences we had w/you. in reply to Big_Darth #
  • How I Pee Outside (with pics): http://t.co/uQjWVIN7 #
  • It's super dark & windy right now. We've got a high wind warning in effect tonight: http://t.co/l8D5M8uQ #
  • Getting my hair re-blonded tomorrow; trying to figure out what I would like to shoot in while my hairs' all fresh & shiny . . . #
  • Holy shit!!! This wind is getting insane!! #

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