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  • Candid nudie pic of the day shot last night near midnight after a shower: http://t.co/R03nr01X I'm wearing glasses in it. #
  • Two things I actually like about new twitter: 1) the way you can open a conversation in the timeline & 2) the keyboard shortcuts. #
  • So so so glad I stayed home instead of flying with @DeliaTS with high wind advisories. {{shudders}} Still . . . sad to be apart. #
  • Must have started dumping on us at the same time as you guys, @Elligirl @juliastockings . . . in reply to Elligirl #
  • Force self to eat. Force self to not work. Force self to not THINK about work. Force self to relax. Force self to warm up feet. #
  • I clearly need a newer, healthier hobby-obsession. #
  • This bed is fucking cold without @deliats in it! Boooo! #

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  • Computer fella is here working on stuff. #
  • There must be a tumor in my left boob. Why else has it surpassed size of once-biggest right boob? Also really veiny. Sometimes hurts. #
  • Nothing like boiling water & filling a washing machine by hand to make you realize how much water even a small load uses. #
  • GASP! @DeliaTS came down the stairs in her new dress & I almost cried, she's so beautiful. Striking, coolly HOT, elegant, RICH-looking SEXY. #
  • I totally want to but she won't let me @juliastockings ! @DeliaTS doesn't want to blow her entrance at the @trannyawards . in reply to juliastockings #
  • Maybe if I could just POOP already I wouldn't feel all mopey and like crying. #

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  • It's the coolest feeling to JUST make a ferry in the nick of time without even planning or stressing trying to catch a specific one. #
  • Absolutely gleeful running up the ramp & onto the boat in the drizzle. Wish us luck finding a dress! #
  • I love my fellow Pacific Northwesties @Elligirl & @chrisorourke ! in reply to Elligirl #
  • Quintessential Seattle: http://t.co/0QT8TKCe #
  • Sigh…two tall amazingly gorgeous young women working at the bebe store. I'm like a dumpy dwarf in a shiny wonderland of amazon princesses. #
  • Does anyone in Seattle want a v-day blowjob so I can buy @deliats a $420 Nicole Miller dress that wad MADE for her? J/k of course. #
  • Oops. Realized awesome young clerk at Jessica Mcklintock(sp) may not have appreciated me looking for dress "more hooker than drag queen." #
  • Awwww – thank you! That's a powerful exciting way to think of myself: RT @LadyErisiana You're a pocket Venus. 😉 in reply to LadyErisiana #
  • If you're wondering why we looked in Jessica McClintock for @DeliaTS dress for the @trannyawards it's that dress shopping was JUST THAT BAD. #
  • Seriously, we looked everywhere and there were no fitting party frocks or cocktail dress anywhere. Soooo tragic! #
  • Spending V-day on the couch with my two fave girls: @deliats & Blair Waldorf: (Gossip Girl S04E19) http://t.co/87ynGAuh #

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  • Dear smartphone: when I type "my hairy vulva", I mean "my hairy vulva". NOT "my hairy VULCAN". #
  • Need to accept that no matter how many hours I work today & this week, I won't finish all I want to or do it all perfectly. #
  • Here's a free 15-pic gallery of me looking cozy in natural light that folks seemed to LOVE: http://t.co/VuMa1mge Bare feet, wet panties… #
  • Gaaaah new Thunderbird. Totally has vaginismus. #
  • Yum! @deliats fried up some catfish & greens: http://t.co/3u21Ccnf Now I've got to get a video ready for my members. #
  • @AaliyahLove69 yeah, not just encouraged, but often punished if they complain. #broclub Of course lots of crap stupid models, too. in reply to AaliyahLove69 #
  • Period started. Crampy, but going to try some cardio while video renders. I *need* some exercise! #
  • @Dynamic2mom Here's how I think: I think it's very very sad I didn't get to see that pic of your boob. Methinks yfrog isn't tit-friendly. in reply to Dynamic2mom #
  • Phew! Stopping work just short of 12 hours. Feeling happy I did better than my best today and even managed to exercise, take a shower, etc. #
  • And the reasons I can work 12 hours without starving or feeling futile are @DeliaTS and @LightningAllie – glad I'm not doing this alone. #

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  • Congratulations @LightningAllie . . . only guessing I know a bit of what you're referring to. Crossing fingers blog entry will result. in reply to LightningAllie #
  • About to make shopping trip to the big suburbs. @DeliaTS needs a dress for @trannyawards , we need better light for putting on makeup, etc. #
  • Today's nudie pic is for Shrdlu: http://t.co/2kzHJdMP #
  • THIS IS GREAT (and important) re: health, gender, drugs: Whitney Houston’s Death is Probably Not What You Think It Is http://t.co/5uYBC41P #
  • Ohhh, @DiamondJames I so wish I'd have seen that. CLASSIC! I love that shit on so many levels. I've cried on cam 2 but not paycam exactly. in reply to DiamondJames #
  • Suburbia yielding nothing quite right for @deliats trip to @trannyawards. Shopping IS hard WORK. #
  • Nothing like a cheese plate the night before your period starts when you're lactose intolerant. http://t.co/F9mrpT9O #
  • Won't be surprised if I awake to gut-twisting cramps, diarrhea & bleeding in spite of taking much lactaid. http://t.co/YSEZXhDo #
  • Totally worth it for the Mimolette. http://t.co/nXbuKYkB My special life gift is seeing nothing wrong with eating even CRACKERS in bed. #

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  • Kinda wish I could stop everything to learn how to use my newer version of Dreamweaver. Kinda can't. Kind wonder when/if I should. #
  • @DeeDennis I loathe her . . . steams me so much to read her willfully ignorant crazy-ass bullshit dehumanizing insulting lies. in reply to DeeDennis #
  • Super hot free pics of @DeliaTS: http://t.co/LxedaKzX Make you horny? Get a live camshow with her on http://t.co/cXSXwuFC ! #
  • Attempt #1 at today's nudie pic failed: too dark. Will come up with something else later. #
  • What's the deal with wordpress themes, especially PREMIUM themes, that don't include tags on posts or even the option to include them? #
  • Old fashioned (pose) nudie pic of the day: http://t.co/XuqIjEEL And now @DeliaTS is making noodles for me. #
  • Mmmmmm…. took some gaba + rhodiola earlier and just added some seroquel to the mix. Let's see how that does me! #

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  • It's raining again. I think I'm going to get a lot done today! #
  • @HRugaru your new avatar is freaking me out – I want your face back! in reply to HRugaru #
  • Eating healthier requires so much more arduous chewing. Like just ON and ON with the crunching & ON and ON to try to get full. #
  • THREE nudie pics of me today with super bumpy areolas & hard nipples! http://t.co/16GxNj36 #
  • Members: I just posted a new vlog for you: http://t.co/y4SZrA65 #
  • Dear new Twitter: when I click someone's name don't give me a useless popup with three of their tweets. Give me their profile & more! #
  • Once again I can't go, but @DeliaTS will be there! RT @TeighJiana_LiMa @xmandymitchellx So who's all coming to the @trannyawards in reply to TeighJiana_LiMa #
  • Just made yet-another new blog. Another new SECRET (for now) blog. It's totally fucking obnoxious & I love it. #
  • RE: new twitter: I should be able to access my lists, faves, etc. FROM THE HOME PAGE! Not have to click on my profile! Also: FUCK TRENDS. #
  • Time sure flies when you're on Ritalin writing some useless bullshit while your woman works her pussy-stick on cam 4 $: http://t.co/kHGsLPH7 #
  • I'm pretty sure the only reason I suck at Bejeweled Blitz is because my mouse is substandard. After 15 months of practice? COME ON!! #
  • @Toni_KatVixen What are you reading? I forget; are you on goodreads? If not, it's awesome! http://t.co/FxZ9j0PM in reply to Toni_KatVixen #

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  • Making a list in a golden book of the people I admire the most. At top of list goes Ursula K. Le Guin. #
  • Sorry I haven't been tweeting about pooping much lately. Been on Ritalin which compromises the "experience". #
  • Without a comma it sounds like her abortion was televised, @polybi2 – like that time a chick got a colonic on Tyra. in reply to polybi2 #
  • Also on list: bell hooks, Octavia Butler, and Dorothy Allison. #
  • @polybi2 No doubt! That's totally why *I* clicked on it, for sure. in reply to polybi2 #
  • Natural rainy light during my webcam show & accidentally-selected sad songs made for a melancholy orgasm. #
  • Spending time in the closet with our computer helper friend. Because a bunch of our machines live in a closet. And he's helping them. #
  • Yeah, I'm a perv, but this also seems like a great show! REALLY! (watching Make It or Break It, Pilot S01E01) http://t.co/7sP7Tknh #
  • @kwthemale good for logging tv & movies you're watching, if you like tweeting &/or keeping a record of such things. Which I do, sometimes. in reply to kwthemale #
  • LOVE you & your vids! RT @MardiBra Tight orange spandex pants and my big butt bouncing up and down: http://t.co/MfEDsZMc in reply to MardiBra #
  • So I can't figure out how to friend people on youtube anymore. Is subscribe now the only option or am I just stupid/missing something? #
  • But I *love* your name, @VoluptuousLynn ! LOVEloveLOVE!! in reply to VoluptuousLynn #
  • I think my body is violently overdue for a looooooooooong day and evening at the naked lady spa. Maybe while @DeliaTS is at @trannyawards ? #
  • I get that all the time on my phone, @Seska . in reply to Seska #
  • Someone in @DeliaTS chatroom just asked if he could fuck both of us together: http://t.co/kHGsLPH7 @DeliaTS just said "LOL". Haha. #
  • I nominate this picture of the week (but what is Usnea?): RT @LightningAllie Usnea water droplets on a drizzly day. http://t.co/oqfWiw65 in reply to LightningAllie #
  • Glad I'm not the only one who's that out with her family, @AaliyahLove69 (did you notice my mom left comments on my blog?) in reply to AaliyahLove69 #
  • .@AaliyahLove69 I hear you – it's maybe weird that my mom sees my creampie pics. Thanks for reminding me about that . before @ sign trick! in reply to AaliyahLove69 #
  • @AaliyahLove69 LOL – no no no, that's cool – I didn't take it that way. It just really is KINDA weird. It's worth it though. in reply to AaliyahLove69 #
  • @AaliyahLove69 My dad is dead now, but he knew I was camming & making porn & was proud. Definitely didn't want to see it though either. in reply to AaliyahLove69 #
  • .@LightningAllie @hypnoticriver Cool – I love lichen; I didn't know about super-duper medicinal uses for it! in reply to LightningAllie #
  • But not better than Salinger, @LightningAllie ?!? LOL – seriously though, that made me laugh happily. in reply to LightningAllie #
  • SHIT! I got so carried away doing webmaster work that I forgot about my nudie pic of the day! I hope @DeliaTS is awake to take one… #
  • I'd call this nudie pic of the day half-assed, except it's totally FULL-assed! http://t.co/h4eVhfH8 #

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