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  • Just home from getting shot up with B Vitamins, ready for something to eat. Wishing for more sleep. #
  • I think I'm doing & thinking & feeling some stuff wrong but I'm not smart enough to fix it, or remember what I've got fucked up in my head. #
  • Feeling like proper order & happiness in (my) universe has been restored after cuddling and sex with @DeliaTS. Now…DINNER! #
  • Remind me to blog about how @DeliaTS cum tastes, feels & looks exactly like copious amounts of pussy juice at this point in her transition. #
  • Hope nobody minds that I'm not going to shave my pits, bush-spillover, or legs for my webcam show tonight. Don't want to wash off the sex. #
  • I love some of the sweet lies our cheap mirrors tell me. One mirror says I'm a squash-faced pig-eyed dwarf, another says I'm an ANGEL! #
  • Oh nooooo! They sold out of the heart-shaped junior mints with red mint filling at Safeway!!! #
  • Good news: I found heart-shaped junior mints at QFC!! Bad news: some people make me want to fucking vomit and smack them upside the head. #
  • In a really really really uncomfortable position and resenting it. Hating myself for being so stupid. #
  • Two nudie pics of the day: one PG-13 and one a plumbing shot (if you like that kind of thing the way I do): http://t.co/bQ0paBSS #
  • oh, shit this is a great one: (watching The Sarah Silverman Program, Nightmayor S03E04) http://t.co/pbsWM9n2 #

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  • Very excited – just woke up after FINALLY getting a good night's sleep! Seems like it's been awhile since I had a whole night of rest. #
  • Preview (pics of sweet aftermath) on Delia's blog/rear end of the spanking content we shot of @DeliaTS & @SavannahSly: http://t.co/mY9sL7Zm #
  • When out running errands, before taking a walk: http://t.co/T3xhHnOz #
  • My pee, splattered on salal & held in cup of dead leaf: http://t.co/jAOgD3Ce taken on my walk in woods. #
  • Trying to resist a nap, but it may be smarter to give in and take a siesta. Way overdue for B vitamin shot. #
  • Didn't take a nap; did something "important" instead! #
  • Oooh … I wish I had time to read more on the boards about the 1099-Ks we've been sent with Visa merchant code 5967 reporting us as ADULT. #
  • In an unpleasant mood after trying to pay the bills. No emergencies, just really disappointed in progress (not) being made on goals. #
  • @roxxiecyber I feel the same way; I've probably only given a cursory glance to GFY & maybe ynot a couple of times in the past year. in reply to roxxiecyber #
  • @roxxiecyber Basically I'm just not looking at any of them. It's such a time suck I won't let myself until we revamp our affiliate site. in reply to roxxiecyber #
  • Want some exotic cam time with my girlfriend? She's doing all sorts of things live on @streamate right now: http://t.co/kHGsLPH7 #
  • Going to take a break from webmastery computery work to take a shower . . . scrub my scalp, my elbows . . . my ass crack . . . #
  • I love love love chatting with @DeliaTS one-on-one via IM while I watch her on our spycams from, like, 35 feet away. It makes me giddy! #
  • Sooooooo sleeeeeeepy. @deliats is working late so I'm hitting the sheets alone in the cabin. It's raining…full moon behind clouds. #
  • Too itchy & noisy from wind making things scrape & squeak against cabin to stay asleep. Fuuuuuck. #

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  • Sweet universal fuck-tree of life, I live a charmed, privileged, beautiful, amazing, lucky fucking life. #
  • Puttering. THAT's what I'm good at. Simply . . . puttering. I excel as a putterer. To putter may be my life's calling. #
  • Not happy to read ageist after misogynist after ageist stupid remark about Madonna. May the crone come rip your dick off in the night. #
  • Madonna is irrelevant? But football IS relevant??? Relevant to exactly what, you flaccid couch-potato philosopher-stooges? #
  • Oh well anyway here's a picture of me washing the dishes naked yesterday: http://t.co/dhY1bk8x #
  • I'm standing in the sunshine, back of my head getting gloriously HOT! http://t.co/g5IU5nWC #
  • Just heard & saw Canada Geese flying north. Honking and the air being beaten by their wings. Over 40 wings put together, I'd say. #
  • My nudie pic of the day, shot tonight less than thirty minutes ago: http://t.co/apxAItnz #
  • @wabtlsfan @kwthemale @pg2400 Thanks for the kind words today! in reply to wabtlsfan #
  • Oops! When I try to be responsive, I always feel guilty about not being responsive to everybody. Not by preference, but time constraints. #
  • @DocSmoothieCA @SuperViewer @FYAaliyahLove @HRugaru – thanks to you guys, too! in reply to DocSmoothieCA #
  • Yay, @LightningAllie ! Wish we were closer neighbors so we could take you to fancy coffee personally every so often . . . in reply to LightningAllie #

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  • My morning is already so productive: I woke up & immediately hacked up one of my giant sinus aliens, & took lots of pictures and a video! #
  • That bites @radmul ! It's awesome how committed you've been . . . thank you. {{{{hugs}}}} in reply to radmul #
  • So @DeliaTS met some tall beautiful woman who is coming over to shoot with her today. Not sure if she's voyeur-cam-friendly though. #
  • Looking forward to reading it, @HRugaru – I don't know how you're able to type all that out using just your phone, but glad you do. in reply to HRugaru #
  • @HRugaru aaaaaahhh… interesting! I've never tried that. in reply to HRugaru #
  • I wish I knew French even a little, @Dynamic2mom ! I had to use babelfish to figure out what was being said. ((hugs)) in reply to Dynamic2mom #
  • Doing housework often makes me feel really hopeless & resentful. So much stuff I can't ever get PERFECTLY clean, straight, shiny, etc. #
  • OMG – super beautiful photo shoot of @DeliaTS & @SavannahSly in pantyhose & natural light! ON OUR SPYCAMS, fyi. 🙂 #

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  • Getting extremely fucking horny picking out my favorite pictures of @DeliaTS for new promo materials. #
  • So beautiful& spring-like outside! Feel like weeping grinning til face breaks jumping up & down clawing ribbons of bloody joy down cheeks. #
  • But instead I'm sitting here rather sedately at the computer, working working working like a good webwhoremaster should. #
  • Drooling. Throwing panties at RT @LightningAllie Playing Frisbee today with the boy and the dog. . . . #gratitude http://t.co/TKjB1ctv in reply to LightningAllie #
  • Not exactly a secret, @kwthemale – just not easy to describe in 140 characters. Stuff for webmasters to use & ways for them to get it. in reply to kwthemale #
  • I love you, too @HRugaru . Sigh. in reply to HRugaru #
  • I'm going to take a shower! And wash my hairS!! My curly hairSSSSS!!! #
  • I scrubbed, I really really did. But it still smells like I'm growing marijuana under my arms. #
  • A picture of my twat and the moon behind our house, plus work-at-home problem-solving: http://t.co/A8K6vn26 #
  • @HRugaru You're pardoned. The blog entry wasn't about you except maybe in an incidental, all-inclusive way. Always felt that way re: alarms. in reply to HRugaru #
  • I want to be stronger than the brownies in the kitchen but I don't know if I am. #
  • I love to chat with my girlfriend @DeliaTS. Even though we live together, I love watch her on the spycams & chatting. It makes me happy! #

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  • Pics of strange markings on my nude body: http://t.co/f09chUza (unsurprisingly, I woke up w/an anxiety attack in the middle of last night). #
  • Need to reclaim some sleep & utilize the privilege of self-employment in a healthy way. #
  • I wish there were pho in this town. Because I would go eat some right now. With a towel over my head, nose 3 inches from broth. #
  • You two deserve it! @sexymisslizz @BellaVendetta – I know you both do way more exhausting stuff daily than I do. Sleeeep, sweet friends! in reply to sexymisslizz #
  • I love this episode. (watching The Sarah Silverman Program, Bored of the Rings S02E01) http://t.co/tulnscwd #
  • WTF is the difference between a cafe & a bistro? Technically I don't know what either word means. #
  • Disclaimer: I disagree strongly with some stuff my friends say, think, believe, etc. Like CRINGE. Trying to get better at picking battles. #
  • People I follow have been tweeting a lot of stuff that makes me laugh out loud for real. I love that! #
  • Caffeine is not my friend. It *tastes* like my friend, but unless I'm on the verge of a migraine it is absolutely NOT my friend. #
  • Climbing up the sunny side of this tree in my mind like a warm squirrel: http://t.co/n5thVjgm #
  • OMG the cuteness! There are 9 or 10 or 11 teeny little kinglets flitting around backyard I can see, dangling from tiny bush branches, etc. #
  • Speaking of both celebrating and abhorring certain things and things people I like say, we need to find somewhere to watch the Super Bowl. #
  • And by "Super Bowl", you know I mean the halftime show with Madonna, @NICKIMINAJ and M.I.A. #
  • Downloading & backing up & deleting shitloads of pics & stuff off my phone. To make room for more nudie pics & to try out new photo apps! #
  • Experimenting with new apps & filters. For more nudie pic of day variety? #
  • Oops! Meant to include this pic in last tweet: http://t.co/eVK7JANy #
  • Oh, I love the sound of that! RT @KTAranui Ha! It looks like you are eating a piece of sun! in reply to KTAranui #
  • Wow – this IS funny! (watching Portlandia, Farm S01E01) http://t.co/5RiKQJlp #
  • Got some zinc lozenges. Got some vapo-rub. Tried @DeliaTS' patience (which appears to be unending!). Got nudie pic: http://t.co/KgLdgv1d #

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  • Thanking The Great Calm Orderly Fuck-All of Awesomeness for @LightningAllie and @DeliaTS and how they deal w/my chaos. #
  • Trying to schedule days off with @DeliaTS for February. Very anxious, like it just doesn't make SENSE to take days off. This is hard. #
  • Reconsidering my entire system for storing and organizing candles . . . AND panties. So little space, so many little treasures. #
  • Did recycling. When agitated, sometimes housework is very therapeutic to me. You'd think with all this anxiety I'd be a better housekeeper. #
  • Thank you @MyPornProfile for adding my banner & site link to my picture pages: http://t.co/vN78nCZQ (and for just having an awesome site)! #
  • Just saw this. My fave scene: dog & cop running! (watching The Artist) http://t.co/EFsFMGjB #
  • Oh fuck, really? Yes, I not only "stand with PP", I PP standing up. #standwithPP is a distractingly silly hashtag. #
  • It's fine if YOU don't have a sense of humor, but try not to make yourself a joke. Just TRY NOT TO! #

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