• I'm a little bit mentally ill. But I'm also a little bit mentally awesome! Or wait…that's just what mentally ill people always think. #
  • And that, my friends, is why we refuse to take the appropriate medications. It will just dry up all of our mental awesomeness. RIGHT??? #
  • Read an article urging women to throw away stained underwear. That's so stupid! By the way, I really need more green panties. #
  • Instead of nudie pics of the day, I should do gross-outs of the day. But seriously, that tweet was true, but not as connected as it sounded. #
  • Dear Oscar Meyer: 1 single slice of turkey bacon does not equal a SERVING! It's not even fucking bacon, though, so I guess anything goes. #
  • Just because I'm eating turkey bacon doesn't mean I prefer food labelling designed for anorexics. I happen to LIKE turkey bacon! #
  • Wow! I'm such a hog… I just had oatmeal & FOUR WHOLE SERVINGS OF TURKEY BACON! Yet I still feel hungry… how can this be?? #
  • I guess what I'm trying to say is I really resent how this country over-regulates the sex industry relative to, say, FOOD. #
  • Woah… just installed ganalytics app & like it much more on phone than desktop. Welcome back to the days of compulsive stats-checking. #
  • I Love this episode, plus it's great for whatever women's whatever day it is: (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine S03E23) http://t.co/u15AKpzC #
  • OMG I forgot how kinky this is when Moogie undresses for Rom & sharpens his teeth for him. #
  • My nudie pic of the day is actually a nudie vid, or more of a SILLY BEAVER FLASHING video! http://t.co/adAzt2fE #

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