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  • Oh lordamighty there are now folks in our backyard whistling as they work. And the sun's coming out! I strongly desire to retreat into cave. #
  • Just kidding, I've got Ritalin. I can totally do this & not be distracted!! OH WAIT NOW THERE'S HAMMERING! Fuuuck. It'll be worth it though. #
  • I dreamt that @THEecowhore and @StripperTweets secretly made an incredible award-winning indie film. #
  • The truth is I just want to go outside and watch them work. But that would appear creepy or at least annoying. #
  • Took a break from picture editing for lunch & a walk with @deliats on the beach: http://t.co/cs5NXfpi #
  • Only learned of this today: http://t.co/OCtwQJ79 #
  • Getting my updates posted for members would go faster if I weren't such a font addict, using pic sets as a chance to make cute headlines. #
  • No wonder I can't get anything done! Three bowel movements in one day?!? Sweet Jesus, give my asshole a break! #
  • 1 botched nudie pic of the day plus a sweet naked pic of me from the update I just posted for members: http://t.co/j1fhRWD2 #
  • LOVING this episode: (watching Lost, Numbers S01E18) http://t.co/toONOHvr #

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  • I'm taking a day off, but I still posted an unseen-before-now nudie pic of the day! http://t.co/urctMm7K (shot outside, capped in plastic) #
  • While @deliats washes the dishes, I'm slouched on couch, lustily singing "She's a Lady", rubbing my crotch vigorously through my pants. #
  • Lucky me! Surprise sighting of 2 loose kids/baby goats!! So fuzzy and adorable on their sturdy little legs!!! #
  • Going on a sleepy walk in the rain. This is going to smell SO GOOD. http://t.co/HjutCoWN #
  • That walk-on-the-rain tweet was from hours ago; it wouldn't send in the woods. Wet ferns: http://t.co/6NCwCoKh #
  • @KTAranui Awww, they sound so cute! in reply to KTAranui #
  • I couldn't deal with watching the little boy under the bed. I picture my nephews & burst into tears. (Lost S01E16) http://t.co/mElrkqT4 #
  • I guess I shouldn't hold my breath for Kate & Sun to fuck, eh? Sigh. (watching Lost, …In Translation S01E17) http://t.co/8i1HwVBR #

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  • Thank you, dear @celery66 ! I love waking up to read your supportive attention to detail 😉 in reply to celery66 #
  • I just voted for @AaliyahLove69 @Anna4Real @housewifekelly @JaneBurgess & @DiamondJames for http://t.co/judON1Lp #
  • If you vote for me for Best Newcomer to @freeones I *might* just make it to the next round! http://t.co/gTzrzIgI #
  • Oh, nature . . . I hoped for SOME sun – soft 'n hazy – for this shoot, not bright bright sun. My fault for not being ready at 11am. #
  • Nudie pic of me on the pot getting ready for pics! http://t.co/BjZAJ8tW #
  • Debating whether or not to post some 420 webcam vids on Friday, 4/20. I don't want people to get the wrong idea about me, but they're cute. #
  • The sad part is that I was so high I wasn't recording (when I thought I was) dancing, smoking & eating ding dongs to "But, Officer!" song. #
  • Past month I've been a total camgirl stereotype: wishlist begging, vote begging, infrequent member-area updates & now stoner vids?!? #
  • And then @DeliaTS said, "except that you never do camshows!" And we laughed and laughed and laughed! #
  • Note: stoner vids recorded March 1st. Haven't smoked since & before that was, like, LAST YEAR. I rarely smoke, which is why it's precious! #
  • Found another webcam classic recorded solely for myself ranting about the word "gunt" while showing mine off & how I can use it to orgasm. #
  • So many ways to exploit myself, so little ability to focus on one at a time long enough before declaring each of them failures. #
  • Man, what a downer after the hot Boone & Shannon incest episode. (watching Lost, Special S01E14) http://t.co/aHE6XjPk #
  • Time for me to practice this whole "take a day off" thing. Someday I'll get the hang of it! Tomorrow, I hope! #

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  • Dear self: leave the computer for awhile. Eat breakfast. Then remember that you can't do everything today, but whatever you do will be good. #
  • Just posted 12+ FREE minutes of camera phone porn: @DeliaTS & I having day off sex (including foot fucking): http://t.co/yRWRmtIT #
  • I love dressing up in plastic costumes! We just took some hilarious pics of me. Will try to tone down the humor SLIGHTLY for sexy/cute pics. #
  • You wouldn't believe the lengths I'll go to in order to get super saver shipping on Amazon. Bought @DeliaTS a @JesseJane stroker (for me). #
  • Speaking of @deliats & stroking, she's doing it now, live on http://t.co/cXSXwuFC – pic: http://t.co/kWGWBx9C #
  • Uh-oh! I'm new to @freeones & afraid I won't make it to the next round of the contest! Will you vote for me here? http://t.co/gTzrzIgI #
  • Thank you thank you thank you, @Elligirl & @dragonfly561 & @greenguy89 ! in reply to Elligirl #
  • No more electrical problems in the cabin – thank you @DeliaTS for rooting around in the dark in the stickerbushes and stuff! #
  • I hope there's more Sayid in this one… (watching Lost, Hearts and Minds S01E13) http://t.co/1NmHGIvV #
  • Well this one is definitely going on my eps-to-jack-off-to list. (watching Lost, Hearts and Minds S01E13) http://t.co/AJLfE3zd #

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  • Love stopping people on trail to engage them in bird talk to show off my hot GF @DeliaTS body of bird knowledge. Orange crowned warbler! #
  • I think I'm getting a TINY bit older & wiser because I find myself shrugging & not understanding some of the things people are OUTRAGED by. #
  • @urban_gypsy @deliats LOL – we actually only made it through one or two episodes of that. Everyone we like seems to love that show! in reply to urban_gypsy #
  • LOL @AaliyahLove69 – awwwww, thank you!! Someday we will smother you with happy hugs, I hope! in reply to AaliyahLove69 #
  • Thx, but it's only @deliats who's cool, @chrisorourke ! 😉 Here's an answer to your Q in this blog post I just wrote: http://t.co/laaUpl5s in reply to chrisorourke #
  • Raining & incredibly golden & beautiful right now. Pic doesn't do it justice: http://t.co/flkiPSef #
  • Shit. 3 switchplates / 6 outlets at least in the cabin / WebWhore Headquarters suddenly not working. Sigh. #
  • You know how you get an idea for something easy & fun & you commit to it & it turns out to be a lengthy complex time-sucking nightmare? #
  • There are a dozen easy ways to give these free vids away, but quality w/those methods is too degraded. AND I WON'T HAVE EASY DEGRADATION! #
  • Fuck me … Fridge in cabin without power too. Discovered by stepping in huge puddle on way to take held-too-long-poop. #
  • Working on a bunch of little video clips; if you're spying on me on our lifecams it might look like nothing, but it's definitely something! #
  • Nothing like working over 13 hours then getting some grit in your eye. I CAN'T GET THIS GRIT OUT! IT HURTS!! How will I be sexy tomorrow?!? #
  • Feeling a thousand times better after a couple of orgasms while @deliats fucked me. I can now sleep peacefully. #

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  • This morning's list of stuff & people I'm grateful for: http://t.co/fRFlWjZl #
  • Women using birth control pills: are you usually STILL spotting or flowing on the day you start a new pill pack? #
  • @BellaVendetta Ahhh, thanks for answering my Q. in reply to BellaVendetta #
  • Awwwww, @HRugaru ! in reply to HRugaru #
  • Wondering what pills I recently swallowed on cam? A list: 5mg Ritalin, 500 mg Rhodiola (over-the-counter herb) & 2 extra strength Tylenol. #
  • The tylenol is for a headache I woke up with from tight muscles from doing too much upper-body exercise. Stretched a lot, but still tight. #
  • THANK YOU, @greenguy89 ! I still haven't gotten time to dive into the site & contest, but I really really appreciate the email & tweets! in reply to greenguy89 #
  • Holy contact high . . . one of our neighbors is smoking something good. #
  • I stand corrected by @Big_Darth – no contact, just second-hand smoke drifting over the fence & in through the window. in reply to Big_Darth #
  • I might if I thought any of them had a big cock and could keep secrets in this town, @DreamnetFaith69 😉 in reply to DreamnetFaith69 #
  • Making slow progress on lots of things. It's really unfortunate one of my machines decided to take a shit right near the end of a process. #
  • Ahhh, you want another vlog with me swearing, eh @pg2400 ? in reply to pg2400 #
  • Yay! @DeliaTS is home! Like your typical demanding husband the first thing I said to her when she walked in is "I'm HUNGRY!" I'm an #asshole #
  • A tired late-for-bed nudie pic of the end of the day: http://t.co/htFyGCR1 #

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  • Earl Grey steeping while I make lengthy plans & to-do's, etc. for today & rest of week (I changed my week to end Friday & start Saturday). #
  • Yay! I've already done the most important thing I'm going to do today; I exercised for an hour! #
  • Phew! Glad that's over with . . . 2 of 3 salon appointments done before shoot days next week. Dark roots GONE! Bushy brows WAXED! #
  • My nudie pic(s) of the day & notes on photo-shoot planning: http://t.co/uOKqT8Jl #
  • Skipped three dance parties in favor of work. Skipped some work in favor of hearing someone talk about recovery. Now we need some food & tv. #
  • The more help we get with work, the more absolutely stunned I am by how much we've been trying to do (& sometimes succeeding) alone. INSANE! #
  • I'm so weepy… (watching Lost, House of the Rising Sun S01E06) http://t.co/Tjpc4sHm #

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  • Is it possible that the sirens stress out the frogs? #
  • Rented mower before grass REALLY long. Got under 2 hours to cut it down… http://t.co/bZMjVRT1 #
  • Shorn a bit shorter than usual because of not knowing when we'll have a mower again: http://t.co/38XdidO5 #
  • @HRugaru Are you TRYING to turn me on???? in reply to HRugaru #
  • I have a goal! To get at least 5 hours of exercise a week . . . still have 86 minutes to go . . . #
  • I teared up at this one, but didn't cry like with Walkabout episode. I love sci-fi/fantasy for dealing with matt… http://t.co/HsykJpdP #

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  • I see more iconic & conflicted dreams of Mike Tyson on my sleepytime horizon. ((shudders)) #
  • Niiiice . . . smells mildly of a butcher shop in here after my webcam show. Good-feeling gory period masturbation. #
  • @Big_Darth LOL as if I've only seen ONE Tyson doc! But no, it was "accidentally" clicking on part of this: http://t.co/d63rDlF9 in reply to Big_Darth #
  • Yum Yum Yum yummy affordable lunch. I pray you stay in business so I can eat you all the time! Going to encourage the locals. #
  • @CamPrincess it was optional when I was in school, but most of us did it to get out of regular class/change of pace. Really required now? in reply to CamPrincess #
  • Have you had a chance to see my girlfriend touching her cock live on cam yet? OPPORTUNITY KNOCKS! http://t.co/kHGsLPH7 #
  • @Big_Darth so do I! For reals!! But i'm weak & sat down at @deliats machine & yahoo is her homepage & oh my god I feel so ashamed! #spankme in reply to Big_Darth #
  • I'm officially sucked in! (watching Lost, Tabula Rasa S01E03) http://t.co/OIxKi837 #
  • My nudie pic of the day & wet, messy dildo hint at what you missed in my camshow this morning: http://t.co/eDySZI1u #
  • DAMN it's amazing how leaves visibly pop out and unfurl within DAYS stemming from what looks like dead wood! #spring #nature #awe #
  • Okay . . . I'm officially taking the rest of the night and tomorrow OFF OF WORK! And officially stopping saying "officially"! #

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  • RT @BloodyTrixie My period started just past the middle of the night while I was sleeping. Discovered at 5:09 when I got up to pee. in reply to BloodyTrixie #
  • Trying to figure out what I did last time to make audio recordings from my phone work with hipcast to post on my blogs. Frustrated. #
  • STYMIED. Over and over and over, all of my efforts!!! Charred craters of my thwarted half-works pockmark my sanity. #
  • My savior, @DeliaTS – she reminds me there are porky noodly leftovers in the fridge from the dinner she made TO ORDER for me last night. #
  • It's probably a sign that I can't find that list of things I wrote down in bold sharpie that I TOTALLY MUST DO TODAY. Fucking disappeared. #
  • My nudie pic of the day is picS plural from my webcam show tonight! http://t.co/DcP5Tjkg #
  • Said a thank you for each thing I spent time working on today. For the tools I have, the problems that could be way worse, the help I have. #
  • My gif doesn't work on my phone! Why does everything I do have to be flawed & half-suck? Whine whine whine CRYYYYYYY pout self-pity. #
  • @wabtlsfan happy birthday! You're ALMOST as old as I am! #

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