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  • Where I'm enjoying my breakfast (sun & breeze in, out, up, down … Bird sounds…) http://t.co/G47GGauf #
  • Pic of me, naked in the backyard reading less than an hour ago: http://t.co/k4SMCxiT #
  • I'm about to mow the lawn . . . maybe even on cam! #
  • Time to put away the mower & do webmaster-y work: http://t.co/a9aueIM8 #
  • Should I start posting pics more often, perhaps hourly, showing me actually working at computer? Instead of just "I'm outside/life is rad!"? #
  • @SuperViewer Yeah, totally. I don't think I even want to post boring at-computer pics at all. I'm just afraid people think I don't work. in reply to SuperViewer #
  • Smiling tonight thinking of FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN tomorrow! #

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  • Woke up just after 5 this morning from really upsetting dreams about my dad. He died 10 years ago. Wept & went back to sleep. #
  • Waiting for some delicious tacos: http://t.co/luwtATd1 #
  • I love eating hot, juicy tacos while watching teen gymnasts for lunch! (Make It or Break It S01E03) http://t.co/CubcrwYw #
  • Please please please, body . . . please please do not come down with a sore throat like you seem to be doing. #
  • Nevermind. I AM FINE! It's probably just irritated from allergies and post-nasal drip from my bad-dreams-at-dawn crying session. #
  • YOU ARE AWESOME, @roblympian ! I <3 size & strength & talking about thyroid health! Glad I saw the buzzfeed article. #
  • Thank you, @BossyCurvyTease – you are the genuine article & the love is mutual. I need some sugar daddies to pay *me* to worship *you*! in reply to BossyCurvyTease #
  • Lots of lemon & garlic are good advice, @joepennant – I'm a lemon-lover & I think that's why I rarely get sick (except for headaches). in reply to joepennant #
  • Luckily my seasonal allergies aren't too bad, @JaneBurgess which is probably why I didn't think of that initially – hope you feel better! in reply to JaneBurgess #
  • My nudie pics for today were taken during our time off: http://t.co/fA4I2bYB (plus plants, peeing & Prometheus) #
  • I'm caught up, @LightningAllie @UndressJess – all of the 5-minute-or-less drawings I've done have been posted (except the adult-rated ones)! in reply to LightningAllie #
  • Going to print this & keep in wallet to pull out when people want me to justify why I do things this way: http://t.co/Pp1hNweB #
  • @UndressJess @LightningAllie I think of it & get my supplies ready then hit start on my phone's timer. I need all the time I can get! 😉 in reply to UndressJess #
  • Yay for more http://t.co/jYxQROdm , @UndressJess @lightningallie ! in reply to UndressJess #
  • The best ending for a bad day: eating McDonalds fries & floppy $1 cheeseburgers, sa… (Saturday Night Live (SNL… http://t.co/Rs56aApW #

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  • Just for home from a walk. Back slick with sweat. @deliats making us lunch. Life is awesome. Someone should suck my dick. #
  • We've got sunshine, yes we do! We've got sunshine, how bout YOU? http://t.co/reTSFuyl #
  • It's good to be reminded of an awesome, beautiful woman! I'm talking about @stockingvixen !! #
  • 2 nudie pics from today (plus did you notice my favicon? I know . . . #2007 http://t.co/gcYUmI1Q #
  • Being able to take someone for granted, & BE taken for granted…that is profound, rock-solid love. You should all be so lucky. #
  • It might not sound romantic, but it IS. What a huge fucking blessing. Know(n) & LOVE(D) #commitment #acceptance #trust #forgiveness @deliats #

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  • Division of labor in our house: @Deliats does all the cooking while I take care of important stuff, like playstation system updates! #
  • @amberlily @Big_Darth gaaaahhhoohhhh you're killing me!! in reply to amberlily #
  • It's supposed to be our day off, but we still made a nudie pic of the day for you! It's softcore & spexy: http://t.co/rHxXmiAP #
  • !!!!!!!! Date on Saturday/carrying over to Sunday???? !!!!!!!! Must go get in bed with my Kindle to calm down . . . #
  • @amberlily Color me giddy!!! I love that we're both getting long-over-awaited side action and sweetness these days! in reply to amberlily #
  • Thanks, @HRugaru We have @DeliaTS to thank for that! in reply to HRugaru #
  • Come back here, cricket! I was gonna take a picture of you on my vibrator! Guess not everyone thinks bugs look cute on sex toys, though. #
  • AND NOW for some migraine pills with an ambien… #
  • @katsnacks LOL – no!! Just saw it though & if I had sooner, I'd have tried harder to catch it and make him pose longer. in reply to katsnacks #

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  • Beautiful green morning to step into: http://t.co/EW0BaTDe #
  • You probably have no idea the amount and hours of unsexy, overwhelming MASSES of tedious minutiae my job(s) entail(s). To DELIVER the porn. #
  • @amberlily I want to hear about this lots & lots of sex!! in reply to amberlily #
  • Grrrrr, generic Ritalin that crumbles when I try to cut pills in half. GRRRRRRR!! This shit is not cheap; I'd like a clean snappy break. #
  • I'm a crankypants. Had to get groceries. In store: muttered (barely) under my breath at how SLOTHFUL all of the other shoppers were. #
  • OMFG! @Deliats just put on a tiny pair of booty shorts with zippers that looks BEYOND SEXY on her. I think people will enjoy the pics & vid! #
  • Shooting/being behind the camera is definitely a huge contributor to my headaches. The perma-wink & squint + positions straining my neck. #
  • If shooting porn isn't a workout – either in front of the camera or behind it – then you're either lazy or in really really great shape. #
  • Almost like fireworks in the lens I'm behind topless in today's nudie pic: http://t.co/GboiUVnh #
  • A five-minute depiction of something different that happened this morning: http://t.co/OZq95weP #

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  • Sweet, @UndressJess ! I tweeted it myself via the twitter-share button at the bottom of the post. Looking forward to seeing your drawings. in reply to UndressJess #
  • I've been headache-free since June 11th! Going 2 keep stretching, hydrating, being mindful of posture, & limiting computer hours 2 maintain. #
  • I enjoyed a long lunch while my pretty girlfriend @DeliaTS has been upstairs on cam: http://t.co/cXSSYUws #
  • Massively. Fucking. HORNY right now, trying to build promo galleries of @DeliaTS. #
  • We have sex on our spycams, @Carol_and_Jean – our house isn't set up to do "shows" together, but we have a dual account so maybe someday. in reply to Carol_and_Jean #
  • I have done camshows with @DeliaTS a few times, though – they're fun but challenging to do really well/get good angles AND get max pleasure. #
  • @UndressJess if it weren't for @DeliaTS being supportive & us motivating each other when we're not in the mood, I couldn't sustain it. in reply to UndressJess #
  • Just spent a loooong time on the phone with @hypnoticriver – tossing around fun & exciting ideas for shooting when she's HERE w/us in July! #
  • Only for 1 night, though; it might be a challenge to stuff the whole short visit w/work, but lots of ideas I *really* want to happen/share. #
  • TY, people I've talked to on the phone, for your patience w/how I "hate" talking on phone, but keep you on it w/my incoherence for hours. #
  • Words I really love hearing & reading: "I will fuck you any way you want me to." From a certain specific person. #
  • You might think I hear that a lot, but I actually don't a) from people who MEAN it and b) who I want to fuck, too. #
  • ESPECIALLY when I want *some* of the fucking to be captured on camera and posted on my site. And be able to look at it even when I'm old. #
  • A comment posted on a promo gallery of my pics: "that pussy is table grade". Which pic do you think he was looking at? http://t.co/1ZXurPxt #
  • @jacksonb702 Thank you! in reply to jacksonb702 #
  • I've got VPL in reverse in my nudie pic of the day: http://t.co/7pnQTydP #

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  • You know you're not an artist when you draw a fucking TEARDROP upside-down. Unless the person's crying while doing a handstand, of course. #
  • WAIT A SECOND… that's not right either. FUCKING GRAVITY! #
  • Did you see @DeliaTS latest hot video montage & free pics here: http://t.co/auTDUtux ? Featuring @SavannahSly spanking Delia. 🙂 #
  • We just went out in the rain to shoot my NUDIE PIC OF THE DAY: http://t.co/LqSCQoFr (featuring my fave kind of sexy-mommy nightgown) #
  • Managed to run errands without compulsively buying & shoving in food that's really bad for me. Didn't eat "healthy" lunch, but not bad. #
  • I did NOT get pain au chocolat. I did NOT get McD's fries or burgers or nuggets. I did NOT get potato chips. I did NOT consume corn syrup. #
  • Fuuuuuuuck, making that list makes me feel so deprived and hungry! Didn't eat any noodles, pastry, anything fried . . . fuck me. #
  • Patting my webwhore self on the back for making my hair appointment to maintain my blondeness. AND making a $1500 credit card pmt. #
  • @MonkeyAxis CONGRATULATIONS!! I want to hear more about this development . . . in reply to MonkeyAxis #
  • You will NOT believe this: I called four different friends/cohorts/colleagues numbers today & TALKED, almost like a normal person! But not. #
  • Eating dinner, hoping to laugh at this: (watching The Big Year ) http://t.co/AAcNATEb #
  • Of course, I just LOVE all the great roles for women and non-white people! (it gets fucking OLD, doesn't it?) #
  • Ugh. Not even funny. (watching The Big Year ) http://t.co/WegKISY4 #
  • Gosh, it's so inspiring how women can be so encouraging & supportive of men's dreams! Thanks, Hollywood, & all you suckers who buy into it! #
  • Women's roles get to include ANGER when their husbands don't do enough to impregnated us/jeopardize our opportunity to breed in captivity! #
  • Sounds/feels like I need to dance or fuck or just take a hot scrubby shower. #
  • I confess: I'm a sucker, too. #
  • About to take a shower & spend some time reading . . . maybe dive in or at least download some @seedcake . . . #
  • Someday I'm going to do what I'm supposed to do and wonder why the fuck I spent so much time not doing it. #
  • Pic of my beautiful GF, @DeliaTS, live on cam: http://t.co/cXSSYUws http://t.co/KVBMHlub #
  • Just drew in 5 minutes, something I experienced today: Summer Rain, Just Sitting http://t.co/4Q5fJglp #
  • @UndressJess do it! @lightningallie just started it. She had us do them for a week & it was so fun & therapeutic I want to keep doing it. in reply to UndressJess #

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  • Groan . . . apparently this morning's window of opportunity to fuck @DeliaTS has closed. She's getting ready to go out with her ex. #
  • Woohoo! Zero balance official on another credit card!! @DeliaTS & I have paid off SIX credit cards since September of last year. #proud #
  • I won't tell you how many we have left to go . . . or how big the balances are . . . not until they're gone. You'll be fucking amazed. #
  • That's the truth, @juliastockings ! @DeliaTS hard work & her fans on @streamate are the ones making the biggest difference. I'm grateful. in reply to juliastockings #
  • Never been very into bukkake porn when its a woman being dumped on, but when it's a GUY? And he's being held down? And the dicks are huge? #
  • Nothing to worry about, but still feeling inexplicably sad/cry-y since last night. Can't put my finger on it, so going to stuff food in it. #
  • Anyhoo . . . don't feel sorry for me or worry if you see me crying on cam. It may just be I'm due for some maintenance crying. #
  • Huh! Depression instantly cured by seeing Sandusky's name. Flat angry sure he should have a no-trial bomb dropped on him more than Al Qaeda. #
  • Perfect time for me to rewatch this horror story. (watching Girl 27) http://t.co/qujGC7SO #
  • Ahh, rad, @taraemory ! One (wait, TWO) of many many ways you are an inspiration. {{{hugs}}} in reply to taraemory #
  • Don't laugh, because this is SERIOUS: I think my depressed feelings r from playing Solitaire Blitz again. #dopamine #withdrawals #addiction #
  • Okay, FINE – you can laugh. But only because it's funny BECAUSE it's so ridiculous and true. #
  • I can't imagine looking at these pics of @DeliaTS in soccer shorts without wanting to drop to your knees and SUCK HER! http://t.co/NPam0btX #
  • I'll never get sick of this movie… (watching Sunset Boulevard) http://t.co/uR0Yyh3Y #

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  • Some nudie pics of me shot 20 minutes ago in the morning sun: http://t.co/9B0d9IE1 Happy first day of SUMMER! #
  • I thought I was having fun hyperfocused on doing webmaster-y work . . . then I mowed the lawn and that was WAY MORE FUN!! #summer #
  • Smells like SUMMER! Freshly cut… (and allergies, but that's cool…) http://t.co/pY53iZJZ #
  • Yay! I've got attention from my fave big-breast-loving site: http://t.co/pmT7T4rt (see June 18th) – thanks @BigBoobsAlert ! #
  • Feeling emotional & suddenly sad thinking about a lot of people's stories & the profound mystery of survival. http://t.co/Dq6MKZP1 #
  • Humans are such tragic, resilient, miraculous, horrifying, busted, beautiful creatures. I love & fear us all. And fear FOR us. #
  • @katsnacks Do you mean really tall like unicycle tall? Or just like their seats are too high? in reply to katsnacks #
  • BLARF! I guess I just needed to burst into tears & cry for a little bit. Can I watch Jersey Shore now and check out for awhile? #

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