• I want to gobble up summer! Summer mornings, summer afternoons, summer dinnertimes, summer dusks, summer nights. How to work AND gobble? #
  • Are you a sex worker who wants to become a writer in NY for free? CHECK IT: http://t.co/spBQz2vg #
  • I really want to study leaf morphology & work towards a leisurely morning dump, but instead I'm doing a (half-assed) camshow in 7 minutes. #
  • Maybe I can go grab a bunch of different leaves, tell everyone what kind they are, then take a dump on the floor & wipe myself w/them? #
  • Sigh . . . maybe someday we'll all be able to enjoy that kind of freedom. But today it is merely a dream. #
  • FEVERFEW: one of the useful plants that sprouts up all over our yard. http://t.co/LkF11Nwb #
  • I couldn't be less impressed with myself. Just spelled "leaf" as "leaph". Reminds me of the time I went shopping for bloo books in college. #
  • Also: my legs are so short and our stairs SO FUCKING STEEP that as I ran up them just now I BANGED my kneecap into the top step. It hurts. #
  • We've fallen into sad happy love with this show. (watching Louie, So Old / Playdate S01E04) http://t.co/ugFLjzHT #
  • Me, naked, pointing out our frog habitat in the backyard, just shot minutes ago: http://t.co/yEKgs0FP #
  • 4 of 5 stars to She Bets Her Life by Mary Sojourner http://t.co/6jJTd3zn #

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