• I'M A TURRIBLE PERSON!! That's how come I can keep my belly SO FULL UP WITH YUMS without hardly lifting a finger! TRIXIE THE TERRIBLE!! 00:34:13
  • 4 of 5 stars to Wench by Dolen Perkins-Valdez http://t.co/JMTJtPbo 15:04:05
  • If you weren't watching me masturbate to 5 or 6 orgasms on our spycams a lil bit ago, well…that could be considered a loss on your part. 18:53:02
  • Having a non-life-threatening yet performance-reducing cold this week ushers in the thought that maybe working is totally for the birds. 20:10:06
  • The good news is I'm stilling winning the war against computer solitaire. 20:14:20
  • When I find out @DeliaTS is done working & it's time to be together w/food on the couch, my whole face lights up. You don't know. It does. 22:26:44