• I took my nudie pic of the day at my doctor's office this morning: http://t.co/L5H1hywy 12:55:56
  • I think I need to eat some dark chocolate before I call the IRS. Also, the hot water heater for our kitchen sink just sprung a big leak. 15:41:04
  • I always end up crying when I talk to the IRS phone ladies – they are the fucking awesomest. Best customer service in the world. 16:54:52
  • What an AWESOME site: http://t.co/gxsMdRPr (NOT porn, please don't leave stupid fucking perv moron fantasy comments). 17:18:26