• Sleeping through the rest of winter sounds like the right idea. 12:42:06
  • Fortunately for our fans, @lightningallie is coming over to shoot @deliats & I being all porno-sexy tonight. 12:46:21
  • TOTALLY, @frankenstein007 – there's been no winter magic, just a bleak purgatory the color of exhaust. in reply to frankenstein007 13:56:46
  • In which @deliats saves my life by feeding me vegetables (I think it's been more than a week since I ate veggies). http://t.co/M5tohoUeKF 15:23:35
  • I'm like a bottomless pit of hunger and sleepiness today. 15:30:43
  • Instead of porn-making tonight, I think we should expose the truth: that @DeliaTS works hard to pay people to be my friends. Interested? 15:42:57
  • Sometimes it's hard for me to be 100% mad at my videos being stolen & posted for free when there are really nice comments on them. #sucker 16:08:26
  • Having said that, a well of hatred rises up in me against the folks who do the posting. Grow your own tits & pussy & give it away for free! 16:09:35
  • Fuuuuuck . . . I just totally forgot how to spell "theif". It's fucking THIEF!! What a cool sounding word that is…. i before e, blahblah. 16:11:37
  • Apparently people think I look like Abi Branning on EastEnders: http://t.co/PZgBUj6nSr What do you think? 16:20:32
  • Except I'm turning 40 next month so . . . yeah. How long are my tits going to look this good? #DefyingOdds #BoobsAreAwesome 16:21:59