• Our couch is so broke down it sounds like Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. 00:14:44
  • RT @katsnacks: This customer asked for a kiss so I blew him one. He caught it and put it on his crotch. Then he played air guitar and di … 01:22:42
  • Going off the pill means I get to wake up on date days wearing fresh bumpy acne on my face. Turning 40 this month. With spots. 09:55:08
  • RT @spyonus: Keep an eye on our cams today, tonight, and tomorrow morning: our new leather daddy friend arrives SOON! 10:21:16
  • I've got to stop blaming just James Taylor for that horrible co-dependent crazy "You've Got a Friend" song that Carole King wrote. #barf 11:06:09
  • RT @PhotoDivaLV: Justice Department Affirms the Right to Photograph Police in Public http://t.co/joFkmqvJ6Z 11:16:55
  • RT @spyonus: We're spontaneously having more friends come over tonight to play & shoot, so spycams might be down for their privacy. … 18:27:50
  • Nudie pics of the day show you just a mere warm-up of fun: http://t.co/4Intb1AWty 18:43:43