• Whoooah!!!! Just realized my Boobs are bigger than @deliats's! That's insane!! Thanks for the info, dual camera! 00:42:27
  • Getting out of bed strikes me as far too ambitious an undertaking for right now. #DarkMoon 10:32:10
  • Feeling immediately better after B vitamin injection . . . and receipt of a box of birthday from Shrdlu! Going to open right after eating! 11:57:44
  • Oops!! I wonder if I was supposed to wait until my actual birthday on March 17th to open this? TOO LATE!!!! Can't help myself!!! 12:15:08
  • Nudie pics in bed with @DeliaTS : http://t.co/JwNIvTcbOv 13:46:29
  • I think I'm saying and wanting and imagining SPARKLY too much. I mean, I'm positively scintillating with excessive imaginary sparkles!! 13:59:48
  • LOL @frankenstein007 – nah; I mostly sparkle diarrhea-brown with an occasional glimmer of puce. Not so white marble-esque. in reply to frankenstein007 14:35:28
  • Thank you, @celery66 , for this 1st sign of spring. And especially the funny & beautifully illustrated book + more! http://t.co/ZVbChpPato 14:46:24