• Just stood outside under the full moon, sleepy-quiet except for frogs, and FARTED SO LOUD I WOKE UP THE NEIGHBORS. I've done my part today. 00:50:00
  • I end today not as sure as I was yesterday that I want to do what I've been planning on doing. 00:53:01
  • Want to see my boobs & bruises? http://t.co/tbIVHYi89N 13:33:06
  • Not even going to pretend to be sad we lost our internet connection on this beautiful day! http://t.co/TzWt0ggV20 13:50:25
  • RT @LightningAllie: @deliats Peeing in the Snow in her winter scarf and red panties. http://t.co/Uiqsp9ZGaX via @clips4sale @tastytrixie 16:40:14
  • You know how sometimes you want to declare war on your neighbors, but then it would suck to be at war with your neighbors? 17:03:41
  • Oh god yeah you lazy, noisy, inconsiderate, trashy motherfuckers!! PLEASE HAVE YOUR FRIENDS DO MORE HONKING!! It's so fucking festive!!! 17:05:10
  • And your smoker's coughs/laughs at 1 am punctuating your outdoor cell phone calls really make the spring starlight twinkle!! 17:06:12
  • I should STFU though since yesterday at lunchtime I was making loud squealing screaming grunting yes/no sex crime noises w/cabin door OPEN. 17:16:05
  • RT @DeliaTS: Plucking my eye brows while @tastytrixie does a dramatic reading of The Rime of the Ancient Mariner with commentary. 21:53:16