My Life Yesterday

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  • As soon as I poop, I'm taking a nap. In sexier news of our house, @DeliaTS is about to log in on @streamate : http://t.co/71HE1sFYm0 15:36:01
  • Okay, so first I masturbated and had a couple of orgasms to the camera phone vids we made last night. NOW I'll take a nap. 16:30:48
  • Oops. Just had to come again using stainless steel on my g-spot and hitachi magic wand on the outside. NOW a nap! 17:16:04
  • My hair smells like hairy boy balls & taint & cologne, condoms, & thick white chargle slobber. #DeepThroating 17:26:47
  • Sorry my nudie pic is late today, but it may be good timing for folks who'd like a goodnight hug: http://t.co/JOzQBX2DIx 22:49:17

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  • So it's just after 4 am and I'm sitting here and stuff, wearing dirty panties, scratching at my left tit. 04:04:05
  • Hmmm . . . when I try to log into Chase bank's website it tells me their server is too busy. 11:49:53
  • It boggles the mind how much SQUEAKING OF SHOES a single person can broadcast when fucking seated. OMG PLEASE HOLD STILL OR SIT ELSEWHERE! 16:50:02
  • I want to turn around & look to humanize the person so not just annoying sound-maker, but I know it would just seem rude to do so. 16:51:42
  • In a very. Dark. Restaurant…. Listening to booth of young ladies dropping f bombs & saying "shit" a lot. 20:01:35
  • What is this disturbing trend in hotel rooms of not having noisy fans – or any fans, for that matter – in the bathroom? NOT SO ROMANTIC. 21:45:43

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  • Whoooah!!!! Just realized my Boobs are bigger than @deliats's! That's insane!! Thanks for the info, dual camera! 00:42:27
  • Getting out of bed strikes me as far too ambitious an undertaking for right now. #DarkMoon 10:32:10
  • Feeling immediately better after B vitamin injection . . . and receipt of a box of birthday from Shrdlu! Going to open right after eating! 11:57:44
  • Oops!! I wonder if I was supposed to wait until my actual birthday on March 17th to open this? TOO LATE!!!! Can't help myself!!! 12:15:08
  • Nudie pics in bed with @DeliaTS : http://t.co/JwNIvTcbOv 13:46:29
  • I think I'm saying and wanting and imagining SPARKLY too much. I mean, I'm positively scintillating with excessive imaginary sparkles!! 13:59:48
  • LOL @frankenstein007 – nah; I mostly sparkle diarrhea-brown with an occasional glimmer of puce. Not so white marble-esque. in reply to frankenstein007 14:35:28
  • Thank you, @celery66 , for this 1st sign of spring. And especially the funny & beautifully illustrated book + more! http://t.co/ZVbChpPato 14:46:24

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  • There's this guy I'm "friends" with on facebook who would make the most excellent episode of Intervention. I know. I shouldn't tweet this. 03:13:02
  • Wow . . . I think I just popped an egg watching some dudes jerking off together. 03:47:48
  • It appears I haven't checked most of my email accounts since . . . uhhhhh . . . four days ago. 15:16:17
  • Pink Lena and black & white Steve present: http://t.co/jpswz99NOn #ThankYou 16:34:40
  • Wearing some of @DeliaTS's sparkle: http://t.co/BPFbJsuafe 16:55:02
  • RT @SavannahSly: @tastytrixie @deliats Damn straight! the two of us together is an insanely hot combo, not an opportunity to be passed u … 16:55:20
  • I'm okay with it being dreary today. So even if the weather hasn't seemed to change much, at least my attitude towards it has. For today. 18:47:58
  • Literally just started WEEPING to Ry Cooder doing "Dark End of the Street": http://t.co/i8x8REDuj8 19:47:09
  • Apparently my handwriting totally changes to become more pretty when I'm thinking maudlin, romantical thoughts. 20:44:30
  • Recorded two vlogs I probably won't ever post. 22:22:16
  • Pretty sure @deliats is really wishing I'd stop before I get so high I can't stop singing "Shake your Love" by Debbie Gibson. 22:33:02

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