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RSS- I wonder: if I were 20 years younger with a super tight body, would my poop tweets be more popular? Yes! NATURALLY!! 00:31:39
- Awesome: @deliats making me cheesy noodles, singing "pour some capers on me! I'm tiny, salty & green! From my head to my KNEES!" 22:09:31
- The things you do & find HILARIOUS in your forties! #old #def 22:13:28
My Life Yesterday
April 30, 2013
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My Life Yesterday
April 29, 2013
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- Me . . . today . . . glasses . . . boobs . . . http://t.co/gVHrn3MJhX 18:33:19
- Unbelievable. Somebody already registered http://t.co/kSKxoZk8oF – I lose. Again. 20:33:08
- I wasn't surprised about SexyJesus being taken or SweetJesus, but yeah . . . BigDickJesus did come (bwahahaha!) as a shock. 20:34:07
- Live crickets or crispy dead ones, @LadyLydiaMcLane ? I mean, I guess they're all crispy, but you know what I mean. in reply to LadyLydiaMcLane 20:34:57
My Life Yesterday
April 28, 2013
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- Exposed vulnerable little creatures for my nudie pic of the day: http://t.co/MzMi2BpgiK 22:39:16
My Life Yesterday
April 27, 2013
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- Just had a huge orgasm. Like Clive Owen was my brother jacking off in my pussy. 01:50:21
- It's a melancholy but peaceful thing, doing my ethical duty to talk young women out of being exploited by me. 12:14:02
- (and wondering why I feel less of an obligation to do so as thoroughly with guys) 12:14:49
- @molly_silver LOVE your hot role-playing! in reply to molly_silver 18:10:20
- Mwahahaha, @TousledElegance ! I rub my hands together in greedy delight at your lovely offer! in reply to TousledElegance 18:46:46
- RT @LightningAllie: Check out my creepy voyeur camera skills. @deliats and @tastytrixie with a cameo by my voice
http://t.co/OynP66qeej … 19:02:48 - So weary of again recognizing that all I am is my mom & dad, trying not to be the worst of my mom & dad. And still just being my mom & dad. 22:08:55
- Also: epitomizing everything that infuriated my mom & dad about each other. What can I do but surrender to imperfect love of them & myself? 22:12:56
- Oh, wow . . . and George Jones is dead on top of it? Man, my dad would've scoffed at my mom for being sad about that one. 22:16:40
My Life Yesterday
April 26, 2013
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- Finally wrote back to adorable 19yo spinner. Like, "are you SURE you're into letting a dirty old man with boobs take your pictures?" 10:16:31
- Another springtime sunshiney outdoor nudie today: http://t.co/xaWcLU54Bn Loving the weather! 14:27:48
- Going to avoid Twitter & FB in order to avoid Project Runway spoilers. This is ok because I'm still having headache probs. #EarlyNight 20:47:44
- Man alive, it feels SO GOOD to release an enormous heavy long turd before bed. Hallelujah! My bowels do rejoice in primitive song!! 22:10:57
My Life Yesterday
April 25, 2013
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- Self-shot nudie pic of the day taken on my walk today: http://t.co/kEScs4vh6v 14:02:06
- Oh! It seems I have an appointment with a headache that I've been fortunate enough to reschedule for over a week . . . Until now. 14:31:12
- In my life as a cupcake, my frosting color is always in contrast to my inner cake flavor. This tweet is my lame way of saying goodnight. 23:40:10
My Life Yesterday
April 24, 2013
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- Really, neighbor? Starting up with chainsaws & giant woodchipper at 8 am?? For nothing life-threatening or road-blocking?? 08:39:44
My Life Yesterday
April 23, 2013
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- Naked outside in the half-mowed backyard: http://t.co/VEFVZqC2ie 12:21:54
- Right up my alley, as you can smell. (watching Brian Posehn: The Fartist) http://t.co/u8XHCaLF6Z 23:29:12
My Life Yesterday
April 22, 2013
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- Aaaaand my period starting just woke me up. Afraid it might be a doozy. Yes, on show day. Of course. 05:41:03
- RT @DeliaTS: Had a wild dream about @SavannahSly spanking my ass & pegging me hard. Oh wait that wasn't a dream. #pr0n #Strokers #femd… 16:31:27
- My big creamy boobs & thighs tonight: http://t.co/xH2AhkfMEQ 19:49:54
- Hmmm, it seems people like pics of my plush jugs and giant areolas! Thanks, @reynashouse @hotwives & @alendrel in reply to reynashouse 20:31:32
- Sounds like @reynashouse knows EXACTLY how I like to have my titties played with. in reply to reynashouse 22:26:55
My Life Yesterday
April 21, 2013
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- Naked outside about fifteen minutes ago: http://t.co/GJF6VzOwqE 19:02:32
- What I did yesterday: http://t.co/IxIIgwYrXb 19:02:51
- Looks like getting exercise today didn't tire me out enough to make me stop being an asshole. 19:36:55
- Just enjoyed a much-needed candlelit tag-team stretch session with @DeliaTS. 23:45:31
