• I wonder: if I were 20 years younger with a super tight body, would my poop tweets be more popular? Yes! NATURALLY!! 00:31:39
  • Awesome: @deliats making me cheesy noodles, singing "pour some capers on me! I'm tiny, salty & green! From my head to my KNEES!" 22:09:31
  • The things you do & find HILARIOUS in your forties! #old #def 22:13:28