My Life Yesterday

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  • Look how long my hair is! http://t.co/oXp2oWbVzS 13:04:47
  • Hoping really hard that my black hollyhocks grow tall and finally BLOOM this year. 13:16:00
  • Nothing is working. Everything I try to do is stymied. Need to break throw crash punch scream kick destroy. Need to QUIT. 17:37:50
  • RT @spyonus: We have 4 SHOWS plus members-only chat scheduled for Sunday, April 21st! 19:55:39
  • A dream I had about one of my fave red-headed celebrities (no, not Amy Adams . . . THIS time): http://t.co/Dc6FCytDrv 22:39:36
  • Reading my blog entries from 2002 is crazy and embarrassing. I have been stupid for SUCH a long time. 23:04:27
  • If I were just a LITTLE BIT smarter and funnier we might have a winner here. 23:09:40

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  • Whoah! Unbelievable *19* year old girl just messaged me on … Hot … Tiny …wait… 03:44:53
  • RT @StripperTweets: me: "hi! how you doing?" guy: "not so good. It's been a rough day. *sadface* my favorite basketball player got hurt … 03:45:50
  • I love people who make laugh in the middle of the night on Twitter. 03:48:04
  • Comic relief breaks up & augments the already-intense pleasure of playing Bejeweled Blitz while huffing my ripe panties. #SaturdayNight 03:51:51
  • Still looking HARD at this 19 yo girl's profile. I don't think it's fake. She's 4'7". Wants to shoot. From my home valley. 11:35:19
  • If right-wing Christians are against homo sex, I'm against Christians using lawnmowers & other power tools on the Sabbath. #MakeItLaw 11:59:19
  • Either that, or I'm gonna go fuck babes hardcore on church lawns whenever I have to endure the sound of weedeaters on Sunday. Or Saturday. 12:01:24
  • Thank you, @DeliaTS, for that mango you cut up & put in a bowl for my breakfast. #delicious #SunInMouth #LOVE #marriage 12:24:20

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  • RT @bmagnanti: Periodical reminder than when people say they speak for those 'with no voice', they most often mean 'those whose voices I … 11:09:42
  • Really super windy right now. Kind of freaking me out, the night is so dark. My cabin is flexing. 23:22:54
  • REALLY SUPER WINDY. We might lose power &/or internet connection. 23:45:03
  • Oops. Wrong account. I have too many fucking windows open, and afraid the trees are all going to fall on my head. 23:46:29

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  • How did I not know about this show? (watching Workaholics, Piss & S**t S01E01) http://t.co/hUZfOaNaoA #Workaholics 00:46:33
  • RT @AmberLily: Watch me eat this grilled cheese sandwich naked! http://t.co/o7jSNzk9d6 03:39:53
  • At almost 4 am and after 5 or 6 orgasms, it's time to stop getting myself off and start putting myself to bed. 03:40:43
  • I'm in awe of the huge heaviness of trees, and the power of the wind to move them. Wind is huuuuuuuuuuuuuuge & powerful!!! 13:16:01
  • Yes, I DID just go outside and jump & whoop & holler open-mouthed at the wind & waving trees. 14:50:00
  • Ugh, @LilitheMagdalen – not intellectually surprising to me, but still so grotesquely shocking. in reply to LilitheMagdalen 16:24:06
  • I put waaaaaaaaaaaaay too much soggy emotion into my nudie pic post today: http://t.co/IPFo8ah1PO 20:05:49
  • RT @SavannahSly: High priestess role play with @DeliaTS, getting ready to train our new temple whore. #Mistress #Dominatrix #femdom http … 20:16:01
  • Before I go to bed tonight I need to get back in touch with what's real. NOT THE BULLSHIT IN MY HEAD! Or put more real-feeling BS in there. 20:25:48
  • Finding out that "erotical" is a real actual word RUINS EVERYTHING. 20:32:28
  • Despite being barren, I find myself longing for a home with a mud room. 22:25:47
  • Actually, make that THREE mud rooms: one for practical suburban reasons, another heated for therapy, and the third wet & sloppy FOR RASSLIN. 22:28:46

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  • Had a bunch of sex dreams. One involved trying to wipe huge load of semen off half a dozen olive green hanging file folders. 11:59:05
  • We're supposed to be taking a day off work together, but @DeliaTS still hopped to my demand for today's nudie pic: http://t.co/1wqlw4srye 16:39:04

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