My Life Yesterday

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  • @LightningAllie But how can it be light there while it's twinkly pitch black here?!? Does this have something to do with a magical eclipse?! in reply to LightningAllie 00:18:19
  • Fucking hell. You can't go anywhere without the sounds of war, chainsaws, & jolly stupid birds chirping oblivious to it all. 13:57:31
  • Okay. Ate two magnificently delicious tacos prepared by vendors & remember in my tummy why I love many aspects of civilization. 14:06:13
  • It's awesome how @LightningAllie knows exactly how to politely tell someone "NO, STUPID FUCKER – NO FUCKING WAY" on our behalf. 17:02:14
  • I'm sure that's not how @LightningAllie would want to advertise her services, but I'm quite grateful & pleased to experience them that way. 17:03:08
  • @msnaughty I'm so nervous about losing my gmail account that I haven't touched it since it first started & they were so hardcore w/TOS. in reply to msnaughty 17:04:23
  • Pretty ink color cleanup from playing with glass dip pen. http://t.co/mCOQvhryn4 17:50:30

My Life Yesterday

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  • We just fucked. It was awesome. Now for what we call "Three Grease Noodles" 1) sesame oil, 2) bacon & 3) chili oil 00:30:12
  • My nudie pic from yesterday isn't much to look at, but maybe you'll like reading the sex part: http://t.co/LSq0JIWTsD 21:05:04
  • I'm dark while the moon is, but here's a post with pics anyway: http://t.co/8V0iNZ1gtJ 21:19:49
  • And if that story made you excited, you can get a show with @DeliaTS RIGHT NOW & see exactly what I'm talking about! http://t.co/pojYeQJsFf 21:22:41
  • Oops! She just logged out for a little break, but she'll be logging back in soon, so keep an eye on http://t.co/0j0O6t9kBk 21:30:47
  • LMAO @SabrinaSwings Oh, fuck … you know she didn't ask my permission. I called @DeliaTS on the intercom when I caught her. 😉 in reply to SabrinaSwings 21:40:14
  • Oops . . . I just saw something in my timeline that made me slap myself for joking about that. And it felt good, so I slapped myself again. 21:41:39
  • Because there is NOTHING FUNNIER than being a pimp who slaps herself. 21:42:08
  • And now I need to take my pants off and lay down because all my waistbands are too tight & cutting off circulation to my butthole. 21:46:13

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  • YUM – just shot sexy gorgeous pics & video of @DeliaTS . . . in sexy GORGEOUS weather we're having! Forecast for 77 degrees today. 🙂 12:50:41

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  • RT @spyonus: If you missed our shows this morning, there's STILL members-only chat coming up and two shows tonight! 12:34:06
  • Naked, peeking around my fave backyard tree about an hour ago: http://t.co/mehN5astbm 16:40:25
  • I've never fucked somebody half my age before. That would just be crazy. Right? Crazy???? 20:11:23

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