• The icon I draw in my daily calendar for loose stool kind of looks like a tiny dreamcatcher. #poop 11:41:22
  • GIDDY with secret-yet-public declared relationship status w/ @SabrinaSwings 😉 So blessed by all our years of friendship & her awesomeness. 13:33:45
  • Just posted a curvy, creamy set of pics of me in opaque thigh high art nouveau-printed long socks for members. 13:54:15
  • Thanks, @GMadira – camming gets put on the back burner for me to work on other projects quite a bit. Hope to get back in the swing of it! in reply to GMadira 15:44:32
  • Delia said the funniest thing about this to her was … me. (watching Workaholics, The Business Tr… http://t.co/iInLgQUIoq #Workaholics 17:26:39
  • I loooooove how he talks about food. #crushing (watching Aziz Ansari – Dangerously Delicious) http://t.co/bZMcoL4cxH 17:29:02
  • Awesome = tiny EXTREMELY LOUD bird outside my open door & my face anointed w/oil after shower after exercise (TV stuff is from last night). 17:31:19
  • RT @frankenstein007: Doing it again: starting way too many books at once – none of them the one I told myself that, yes, was DEFINITELY the… 17:31:56
  • Making BOSS faces in my nudie pic of the day: http://t.co/CXawtnG2ka 19:27:49
  • Boss Hogg, that is. 19:28:18
  • It appears @DeliaTS does not agree with me that "Centerfield" is almost the same song as "La Bamba". 19:42:27
  • @MaverickBull69 Oh my god, you're right – I look *exactly* like a cross between Boss Hogg and Roscoe. I hope that's worth money somewhere. in reply to MaverickBull69 19:43:51
  • If one more person who is NOT my boyfriend messages me on facebook, I'm going to freak out! ONLY MY BOYFRIEND is supposed to do that! ;)~ 19:45:36
  • Apparently I'm trying to determine how many obnoxious personalities I can channel on Twitter in one long Saturday night. 19:46:26
  • LMAO @MaverickBull69 . . . ohhhhhhh wait – you're making a beaver joke?!? LMAO twice. in reply to MaverickBull69 20:10:09
  • I wonder if @DeliaTS still wants me to leave her alone. She said "for a little while". How long does that mean? Is a little while over yet?? 20:12:36
  • Fortunately I just thought of a really great reason to interrupt her . . . 20:14:21
  • THIS IS SO HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!! (watching Hemlock Grove, The Angel S01E02) http://t.co/gymEV31koq #HemlockGrove 23:32:44
  • Making playlist called "Mommy Wants to Fuck". 23:40:45