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  • It's hard not to have a way to tell somebody you hope they're okay. Also worrisome wondering if a vindictive nature will cause me problems. 11:19:51
  • Not *my* vindictive nature – I actually don't have a vindictive nature – but some people do. Especially in response to ladies of my stripe. 11:20:57
  • Is it my imagination or does AT&T just, like, NOT WORK in Seattle half of the time? Electricians caught us naked in bed. 11:49:09
  • There are SO many ways to get in trouble. Just so damn many ways. Ever notice that? 12:32:54
  • This awesome two-homes thing is requiring more psychological adjustment than I anticipated (even though both small & just-renting). 18:58:52
  • I feel weird. Like . . . really weird. Really REALLY weird. Maybe if I eat something I'll feel better. Less . . . weird. 20:34:20
  • I mean, if registering for a library card doesn't make me feel better, WHAT IN GOD'S NAME WILL???? 20:35:30
  • When stimulants (in this case, caffeine) wear off, it's like I'm thrown (mentally & emotionally) onto unpredictable ice – sliding, cracking. 20:44:30

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  • @Ishfery I vividly remember the 1st time I noticed them in the mirror on my naked chest, in the middle of the night, alone. TOTALLY FREAKED. in reply to Ishfery 00:15:29
  • @Ishfery I think I was about 15 when I noticed them. Very translucent skin here, too. in reply to Ishfery 00:21:12
  • Feeling truly awesome & rejuvenated this morning, even with period cramps. In part probably *because* of (tolerable) period cramps. 10:58:29
  • Why am I more comfortable w/ someone calling me a MILF on the street than w/ some rich assholes walking slowly & with no consideration? 14:39:55
  • Go ahead. Stare at my big fucking tits. Gape at my protruding belly. Just STAY THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY. 14:42:15
  • No, my protruding belly came the healthy way: lots of food & tv, @CarrollJB9 @reynashouse lol! in reply to CarrollJB9 14:58:20
  • Yum. Got more than my fair share of oil & vinegar for one naughty lunchtime. Plus beautiful waitress. 14:59:54
  • On page 138 of 240 of The Fan-Maker's Inquisition, by Rikki Ducornet http://t.co/ryneYZiScC 18:34:19
  • I'm getting heartburn just *thinking* about the other half of my sandwich I brought home from lunch. Would love some chicken & rice soup. 21:31:07

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  • Dear celebrity haters & gossip rags: smoking, alcohol & other drugs "wreck" WAY MORE faces than plastic surgery, fat, ana, etc. FYI. 13:38:30
  • Forty years old with my first neck zit. Thank you PMS and hilarious weight gain!! #BikiniBody 14:33:18
  • Sick of federal govt sticking it's nose in the wrong places: Feds Raid WA Marijuana Dispensaries http://t.co/SVtuF5GGed via @thinkprogress 14:38:16
  • Instead: get RID of statute of limitations on rape cases. Especially when we refuse to get justice EVEN WITH (untested!) DNA EVIDENCE. 14:40:50
  • A new 6'8" person every year. It looks like that's my middle-aged fuck trend. I'm cool with that. 16:04:11

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  • I wish we could fly back & forth on our new big bed we share in Seattle. I love sleeping alone & getting good rest but I need more @deliats. 00:18:27
  • Only been asleep two hours, but I've dreamed enough tragedy to last ten years. Wish I had a dream on-off switch. I'd flip that fucker OFF. 03:00:43
  • I'll never understand other people's lack of self-awareness or how their noises and smells and lights impact their neighbors. 11:35:57
  • I want to throw a bunch of dishes against the fence and see / hear them shatter. Loud throwing & breaking. Until I feel better. 11:43:12
  • Actually, I want to hear the birds AND NO FUCKING HUMANS. Hammering, flying planes, clapping & enthusiastically talking to pets. NONE OF IT. 11:44:25
  • All I have to do is just not blow up / make it until my period starts. Can I manage? Can I control myself? I don't know. 11:45:53
  • Fish oil/omegas, rhodiola, taurine, emergen-c, earbuds … let's see if they help me be less of an asshole. Will add hot chocolate, if not. 11:55:33
  • Masturbated on our lifecams. Ate delicious berries straight from vine 2 mouth. Took selfies of my gunt. Reading a decadent book re: de Sade. 15:32:31
  • Way too up my alley: My sexting pseudonym is Pepe Menace, according to @Slate's Carlos Danger Name Generator http://t.co/kiItr8jgmh 15:39:07
  • RT @papierhache: "if people can't attack marginalized people in jokes then my 5 year old's knock knock jokes are OFF THE TABLE. HUMOR IS DE… 17:54:13
  • Do you ever have the urge to tell someone you love them so immediately/urgently it makes you want to vomit? 19:14:07
  • I shot my own nudie Pic(s) OTD after my masturbation session this afternoon: http://t.co/u6qqQDmfB8 #boobs 20:45:28
  • @SusanElizabeth but I think all body parts are "objectively lovely" – even that severed ear in Blue Velvet! I feel like such a weirdo. in reply to SusanElizabeth 20:48:30
  • You ladies who hate cock shots will be glad to know I do think stroking on Vine is going WAY too far / makes me feel violated. #IhaveLimits2 20:50:49
  • ME TOO, @SusanElizabeth in reply to SusanElizabeth 20:52:09
  • Oooh, what a SURPRISE! Popular tgirl Kelly is insulting & misrepresenting all other trans camgirls now LIVE on cam! http://t.co/P44eDwCUwe 21:04:27
  • She looks pretty hot doing it, though, and you can see her shoot a load for super cheap in her gold show: http://t.co/P44eDwCUwe 21:05:56
  • @MaverickBull69 I've seen a million cock shots . . . and I've rocked them all. Also, been on dating sites since last century. in reply to MaverickBull69 21:09:29
  • You know, I hate webwhores being mean to webwhores in public . . . but one-on-one behind their backs IS SO MUCH FUN sometimes. #iConfess 21:30:28

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  • Do this: lay off 90% of "homeland security" goons & process all rape test kits & hire folks to keep better tabs on sex offenders, please. 10:48:04
  • "Who else wants a trip to banned camp?" says Nina, live on cam: http://t.co/INulQRUmoR 11:13:39
  • Her delivery is better than any scripted actress could ever perform. Her voice like abusive cynical steel & honey: http://t.co/INulQRUmoR 11:15:30
  • And man . . . the PTDS revenge she dishes out is . . . I don't know, just incredibly thrilling and satisfying and EXTREME. 11:19:12
  • I'm not saying she's perfect . . . what I'm saying is she's important, rare, entertaining and a brilliant crazy-ass gift. 11:22:27
  • She's a scary beautiful righteous fucking street preacher with big fucking tits who will make you feel LIKE SHIT for paying to see them. 11:23:42
  • I know! I need to promote less controversial / more user-friendly webwhores but she fucking FASCINATES me. Makes me wince in a good way. 11:25:17
  • Oops! PTSD, not PTDS – – – hahahahaha. 11:29:13
  • What she labels as abuse and/or taking advantage is almost EVERYTHING, @NaturesBabes – it's hilarious & off-putting, with flashes of radfem in reply to NaturesBabes 12:19:05
  • RT @mistressmatisse: The Des Moines police are so compassionate about the poor #sexworkers that they are ARRESTING. It's touching, really. … 16:31:01
  • RT @AmberLily: Silk Spectre cleavage bb. http://t.co/dwlHHZCQT9 17:19:34
  • RT @tgirl_passion: WOW beautiful veiny cock on @DeliaTS http://t.co/LqlTDuirty 17:20:29
  • Heading home with @Deliats https://t.co/v5jmpYifP7 17:54:28
  • I feel like I'm stealing from you if I promote you with TrixieCams instead of CamModels links, @AmberLily – should I just get over that? in reply to AmberLily 21:16:38
  • Just got home from the Seattle pad and reconnected our lifecams that crapped out in our absence. 21:19:01
  • Now? Time for some cheesy noodles & TV (barely watched in Seattle) and hit the bong (didn't smoke at all there – didn't miss it, BUT). 21:23:25

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