• I wish we could fly back & forth on our new big bed we share in Seattle. I love sleeping alone & getting good rest but I need more @deliats. 00:18:27
  • Only been asleep two hours, but I've dreamed enough tragedy to last ten years. Wish I had a dream on-off switch. I'd flip that fucker OFF. 03:00:43
  • I'll never understand other people's lack of self-awareness or how their noises and smells and lights impact their neighbors. 11:35:57
  • I want to throw a bunch of dishes against the fence and see / hear them shatter. Loud throwing & breaking. Until I feel better. 11:43:12
  • Actually, I want to hear the birds AND NO FUCKING HUMANS. Hammering, flying planes, clapping & enthusiastically talking to pets. NONE OF IT. 11:44:25
  • All I have to do is just not blow up / make it until my period starts. Can I manage? Can I control myself? I don't know. 11:45:53
  • Fish oil/omegas, rhodiola, taurine, emergen-c, earbuds … let's see if they help me be less of an asshole. Will add hot chocolate, if not. 11:55:33
  • Masturbated on our lifecams. Ate delicious berries straight from vine 2 mouth. Took selfies of my gunt. Reading a decadent book re: de Sade. 15:32:31
  • Way too up my alley: My sexting pseudonym is Pepe Menace, according to @Slate's Carlos Danger Name Generator http://t.co/kiItr8jgmh 15:39:07
  • RT @papierhache: "if people can't attack marginalized people in jokes then my 5 year old's knock knock jokes are OFF THE TABLE. HUMOR IS DE… 17:54:13
  • Do you ever have the urge to tell someone you love them so immediately/urgently it makes you want to vomit? 19:14:07
  • I shot my own nudie Pic(s) OTD after my masturbation session this afternoon: http://t.co/u6qqQDmfB8 #boobs 20:45:28
  • @SusanElizabeth but I think all body parts are "objectively lovely" – even that severed ear in Blue Velvet! I feel like such a weirdo. in reply to SusanElizabeth 20:48:30
  • You ladies who hate cock shots will be glad to know I do think stroking on Vine is going WAY too far / makes me feel violated. #IhaveLimits2 20:50:49
  • ME TOO, @SusanElizabeth in reply to SusanElizabeth 20:52:09
  • Oooh, what a SURPRISE! Popular tgirl Kelly is insulting & misrepresenting all other trans camgirls now LIVE on cam! http://t.co/P44eDwCUwe 21:04:27
  • She looks pretty hot doing it, though, and you can see her shoot a load for super cheap in her gold show: http://t.co/P44eDwCUwe 21:05:56
  • @MaverickBull69 I've seen a million cock shots . . . and I've rocked them all. Also, been on dating sites since last century. in reply to MaverickBull69 21:09:29
  • You know, I hate webwhores being mean to webwhores in public . . . but one-on-one behind their backs IS SO MUCH FUN sometimes. #iConfess 21:30:28