• Really?!? Thanks, @juliastockings !! That's the best compliment I've gotten this month, I think! in reply to juliastockings 01:16:14
  • GUYS: nothing on your dating site profile should ever say "At the Daddy Daughter Dance 2013.” Seriously. Or your tween child on your lap. 01:21:14
  • You all know I love the taboo ROLE PLAYS, but real life pics of your AT LEAST *clueless* grossness, if not worse, is so FUCKING CREEPY. 01:22:53
  • THIS SUMMER: if a moth flies into your toilet bowl while it's flushing, CLOSE THE LID before it flies back out and wetly spatters your face. 01:29:15
  • I experienced a FIRST today. Here's a picture of it swelling up next to my big natural boobs: http://t.co/8Ni74W53Iw 13:55:55
  • Want to have some grown-up fun with my wife? She's live on cam right now: http://t.co/cvcARnBMeb 15:21:24
  • Right now it appears that the way to my pussy is through complimenting and fondling my belly. I cannot wait to meet this big boy. 17:03:57
  • RT @Weebeasty: Someone pls bring me fries. I will be on the floor mooing in sadness until this happens. 17:12:17
  • Thanks "allies" who think you're fucking helping. THANKS YET AGAIN. "I threw you under the bus to look smart & caring!" FUCK YOU. 22:05:35
  • On the bright side of this industry – DAMN BUT AFFILIATE PAYOUTS ARE SO MUCH BETTER WITH INTERNET PORN THAN WITH AMAZON!! 22:15:37
  • Of course, that perk is intrinsically linked to massssssssive problems. But if you know how to work it . . . {{shrugs}} 22:17:22
  • Before you get all heroic, maybe you should ask a few people AFFECTED if you're helping or hurting. YOU FOLKS of all people SHOULD KNOW THIS 22:24:43
  • I'll admit I've been guilty of it too, so it's a reminder to myself as well. 22:26:20
  • Trying to have friends/"community" just isn't worth it sometimes. I'm so lucky to be married to @DeliaTS . Thx for the alienation everyone! 22:50:53
  • But whatever, anyway. There are no easy answers. So many of the right things we do have wrong things firmly secured to the trailer hitch. 23:06:26
  • Mae West knew that the best way to beat the system was TO BUY THE SYSTEM. Almost impossible, but so is trying to REASON with the system. 23:48:24