- A perfect summer-night nudie #potd http://t.co/MNSnZ5UEIP 01:39:32
- Our friend @AmberLily talks about how Man of Steel is awesome as an alien invasion film. WITH PANTIES ON HER HEAD. http://t.co/cUlaouzeBZ 01:43:41
- K, maybe it's a t-shirt, but what. She's topless & about to do a moonshine, twinkies & masturbation show for only $5! http://t.co/cUlaouzeBZ 01:44:46
- OK, it's for sure. She said it's PANTIES on her head. They say, "POW!" and she's rocking them like a Kangol live now: http://t.co/cUlaouzeBZ 01:47:04
- Gah . . . finally looked inside my sore throat with mirror. Looks like strep. But I feel fine other than that!! 03:17:29
- If you guys care about my strep throat at all, you'll go join http://t.co/K2bU7iM07M for free! Or do I need to get a doctor's note first? 03:46:47
- I'm actually stoked to have strep. I've been wanting to wallow in self-administered sick time with a widely-recognized-as-legit illness. 03:50:15
- As opposed to my usual tragic malaise of being motivationally-limp with a lazy case of the vapors and an artistic temperament. 03:54:33
- Whoah! I thought I was picking the most gnarly clingon out of my butt-hair, but it just wound up being part of a fir cone thingy. 03:58:31
- Finally officially announcing that @DeliaTS and I GOT MARRIED! http://t.co/lkgQ4MUm4V 10:24:23
- 5 of 5 stars to Gone Girl by Gillian Flynn http://t.co/dIZEnVecdv 17:50:43
- These dudes' opening gambits SUCK. I don't want to get drinks. I don't want to get coffee. And they say nothing of being my stunt cock. 20:05:47
- Some ambien & herb & aspirin are going to help me & my throat sleep well tonight & on time. 23:29:21
My Life Yesterday
August 18, 2013
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