• My nudie #potd includes a wet good morning tip for you: http://t.co/vNot20li0j 10:32:06
  • Totally in withdrawals from real-time google analytics part of android app not working for awhile & now not showing enough data. 10:41:13
  • Newest testimonial from a @DeliaTS fan: "no one comes close to this chick" on cam! http://t.co/cvcARnBMeb 14:31:04
  • Browsing WP/blog themes: What I'm Doing Right Now that I Absolutely Should NOT Be Doing Right Now. #procrastination 19:28:44
  • I automatically block dudes wearing those stupid below-the-knee shorts in their pics (not really, but ALMOST). Looks like congenital defect. 22:43:32
  • I say this as someone who'd have sex w/ someone w/ an actual chromosomal difference WAY before someone wearing those stupid fucking shorts. 22:45:36
  • Seriously. You have to be at least 6'5" to get away with that. 22:47:34
  • No offense to friends who may wear them; my brain will defend against noticing you're wearing them so I can't hold it against you. 23:09:59