• OK, I'll weigh in on today's most important current event: no way Ben Affleck can follow . . . wait a second. Cleft chin . . . 01:10:01
  • Still . . . the only way I'll watch it is if Jennifer does the voice. That would be hilarious. 01:10:36
  • Well . . . I don't know . . . what part of the body, @mistressmatisse ? in reply to mistressmatisse 01:25:35
  • It's a super beautiful balmy night out there, even with the moon mostly-hidden behind clouds. 01:26:05
  • @mistressmatisse ohhhhhhh . . . that sounds really unpleasant. in reply to mistressmatisse 01:32:38
  • Fancy old lady with a southern accent in a wheelchair talking passionately about college & pro football. 11:56:25
  • Someone on my site right now looking for "cutie pie porn". I need to make more of that! 11:58:28
  • I get so amped up & excited planning some kinds of work that my heart races and my knees feel like buckling and my eyes tear up & I shake. 14:56:20
  • Oh yeah . . . I've got the PMS right now, too. 15:15:09
  • RT @bmagnanti: Feel free to link this widely, because seriously, my ex is a thicko fartweasel: http://t.co/kEpDdFZUdj 15:38:11
  • 🙂 🙂 Thanks, @blanknewt1 in reply to blanknewt1 21:26:09
  • You know . . . the way people — in the porn industry and out of it — talk about HIV is so fucking stupid in so many ways. 22:46:13
  • @blanknewt1 Inability to even acknowledge varying degrees of risk, alarmist craziness, no context or comparison to civilian sex, etc. in reply to blanknewt1 22:53:45