• My teeth hurt & my tea tastes of pickles. I don't know why. And my period just started. 08:47:55
  • @bolony It feels more like it's from pressure / clenched jaw. in reply to bolony 09:22:38
  • That time of year when you should shake out your bath towel before drying off… unless you really LOVE spiders. http://t.co/Z6NdmDfEy6 10:32:58
  • Do you ever find yourself away from home, afraid to get out of your car because you just realized you MIGHT not be wearing enough clothes? 13:44:27
  • I had to pee so bad I couldn't waver, though. Hope someone in the ferry line appreciated seeing my over-exposed jiggly run past 100s o cars. 13:47:51
  • I'm older than most people doing these here sex work things, it seems. OOOoohhldurrrrrrr. 16:33:50
  • @SarcasticWonder I'm definitely young at heart; perhaps that's why recognizing I'm older in years & exp still comes as a little shock to me. in reply to SarcasticWonder 18:46:27
  • I find Sounders fans profoundly distasteful & douchey. And not just that one blocking traffic in the alley wearing a camo utilikilt. #DOUCHE 19:02:45
  • I should probably try harder to not alienate, like, EVERYBODY. 19:21:01