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  • It's finally raining! With lightning! 00:49:31
  • Another true L-word for today: lightning. http://t.co/778WmenpoB 01:24:54
  • @Ishfery awwww … ThunderScares? in reply to Ishfery 01:30:20
  • There are some voicemails you save forever and listen to hiding under the covers like you're 14 years old, but better. 10:31:36
  • Getting ready to go to a wedding. Very thankfully of friends who are polyamorous / not "tying the knot" into crazy monogamy. Yay! 10:34:50

My Life Yesterday

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  • Did you see my sexually frustrated nudie #potd I posted last night? http://t.co/k4RFf5BKlx 10:27:20
  • Note to self: it's ok that you just want yellowtail nigiri & sashimi. You don't need to round them out with a big-ass roll. 14:03:52
  • I hope it's obvious my pigtails are crooked on purpose . . . http://t.co/1WitzjwKCX 15:15:35
  • RT @heathercorinna: I now have an answer to the users that ask, "What can I do to make myself get my period?" "Go put on some white pants." 16:13:49
  • RT @mollycrabapple: Pornstars are the homesteaders of Social Media.They join first,bring fans,then are margenalized when the company wants … 16:14:17
  • I have a hard time believing you've ever had a hangover if you recommend seafood & sour cream the morning of one. 18:15:31
  • Listening to Bowie's "Sound and Vision", missing @DeliaTS. But I do love the blue blue room with the blinds drawn all day where I am now. 20:40:46

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  • A little tempted to do the wake & bake thing this morning, but won't. It's too nice of a day to be faded. 07:26:57
  • @wjoost {thumbs up}! in reply to wjoost 08:02:08
  • Just realized all the dry-looking outdoor furniture here is actually soaking wet. After sitting on it for 10 minutes. Not too smart. 08:03:46
  • Good morning, sun! http://t.co/NjgRJBTbbb 08:15:00
  • I've never seen Runway magazine before today. What a total piece of shit – typos & no editing to speak of, speech-to-text interviews…WTF? 09:54:11
  • I hate when people have money & resources & are so careless, sloppy & poorly represent the people & art they have access to. 09:56:14
  • As much as I complain about the internet, it's highly likely I'd have killed myself by now without having it to meet & connect with people. 13:19:20
  • Example: I probably would never have met my wife, @DeliaTS, without the internet. 13:19:59
  • There's this thing that happens when I don't get my way. It's been known to lead me to be like GET OVER HERE & FUCK ME, STRANGER. 23:27:23

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  • Three hours after my designated bedtime . . . 03:01:14

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  • Did you see my slightly weird/creepy/funny nudie #potd I posted last night? http://t.co/5UbghUtexK 10:45:27
  • And a little general note on my midlife crisis/es: http://t.co/WbdQs7scz9 10:46:30
  • RT @spyonus: Don't be concerned if you caught @TastyTrixie moving around very strangely & spastically on the lifecams -she's "activating" h… 12:22:25
  • PROTIP: condescendingly saying "sorry you FEEL that way" is a poor substitute for apologizing & taking responsibility for your actions. 13:35:52
  • Also, "I hear that you're feeling xxx" is so patronizing & lame when YOU'RE JUST DEFLECTING ATTENTION from criticism of YOUR actions. 13:41:27
  • It's actually nice to have someone do that to me (I think they were trying their best, so that's ok) to remind me not to do that to others. 13:42:11
  • I need to stop chatting for free with this wealthy-looking, gorgeous, armed-to-the-teeth, fancy-car-driving Egyptian boy. 17:25:11

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  • I'm being a horrible, negative, pessimistic BITCH right now, so frustrated & impatient with video editing, hating looking at & hearing self. 12:54:11
  • Perhaps I should not attempt to edit porn videos until/unless my mental health is very much more stable. Which is not, apparently, today. 14:09:35
  • If you want sexiness (& sanity) my wife @DeliaTS has a corner on those markets in our house (& is LIVE on cam now): http://t.co/cvcARnBMeb 14:13:30
  • LOL @SissyNatalie – thank you (though I can only imagine how painful that must be 😉 in reply to SissyNatalie 14:42:50
  • The key to getting the most of rhodiola in capsule form seems to be OPENING the capsule, dumping in too-sweet beverage & drinking all up. 15:04:23
  • Is there an internet filter that sets fire to the kinds of people who comment "saggy tits gross" on pics of Marilyn Monroe (or anyone)? 23:42:17
  • Just a SMALL fire . . . the kind that sets every hair in their asscracks ablaze. That sort of thing. Moving up to other pubes if repeated. 23:43:42

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  • Is it really possible that one little wasp bite can make a person this sleepy? 01:53:19
  • Nooooooo, YOU, @AmberLily !!! {{{{{{{hugs}}}}}}}} in reply to AmberLily 12:11:41
  • Someday I'm going to spend a couple of days reading all of the articles my awesome doctor/GP has linked to on Facebook. 14:01:07
  • Hope my members aren't mad that I have a super hot kinky camera-ready hookup next week w/a 25 year old guy but haven't posted old scenes yet 17:14:09
  • The dude loves my armpit hair and unshaved bush and ass so . . . SUPER BONUS!!!! 17:15:01
  • Also? He is 6'2" and more than a little excited about @DeliaTS too. There could be some awesome content coming at you if this pans out. 17:22:52
  • I love Katy Bowman – thanks for this tour, YOU & the inspiration & info: Furniture-Free #AHS13 http://t.co/gnWeWGcMYJ via @AlignedandWell 22:43:34

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  • Really?!? Thanks, @juliastockings !! That's the best compliment I've gotten this month, I think! in reply to juliastockings 01:16:14
  • GUYS: nothing on your dating site profile should ever say "At the Daddy Daughter Dance 2013.” Seriously. Or your tween child on your lap. 01:21:14
  • You all know I love the taboo ROLE PLAYS, but real life pics of your AT LEAST *clueless* grossness, if not worse, is so FUCKING CREEPY. 01:22:53
  • THIS SUMMER: if a moth flies into your toilet bowl while it's flushing, CLOSE THE LID before it flies back out and wetly spatters your face. 01:29:15
  • I experienced a FIRST today. Here's a picture of it swelling up next to my big natural boobs: http://t.co/8Ni74W53Iw 13:55:55
  • Want to have some grown-up fun with my wife? She's live on cam right now: http://t.co/cvcARnBMeb 15:21:24
  • Right now it appears that the way to my pussy is through complimenting and fondling my belly. I cannot wait to meet this big boy. 17:03:57
  • RT @Weebeasty: Someone pls bring me fries. I will be on the floor mooing in sadness until this happens. 17:12:17
  • Thanks "allies" who think you're fucking helping. THANKS YET AGAIN. "I threw you under the bus to look smart & caring!" FUCK YOU. 22:05:35
  • On the bright side of this industry – DAMN BUT AFFILIATE PAYOUTS ARE SO MUCH BETTER WITH INTERNET PORN THAN WITH AMAZON!! 22:15:37
  • Of course, that perk is intrinsically linked to massssssssive problems. But if you know how to work it . . . {{shrugs}} 22:17:22
  • Before you get all heroic, maybe you should ask a few people AFFECTED if you're helping or hurting. YOU FOLKS of all people SHOULD KNOW THIS 22:24:43
  • I'll admit I've been guilty of it too, so it's a reminder to myself as well. 22:26:20
  • Trying to have friends/"community" just isn't worth it sometimes. I'm so lucky to be married to @DeliaTS . Thx for the alienation everyone! 22:50:53
  • But whatever, anyway. There are no easy answers. So many of the right things we do have wrong things firmly secured to the trailer hitch. 23:06:26
  • Mae West knew that the best way to beat the system was TO BUY THE SYSTEM. Almost impossible, but so is trying to REASON with the system. 23:48:24

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