• Hot= getting young mostly-gay boy off on phone who's not even supposed to like tits & pussy. Guys are so fucking conflicted! It's awesome. 10:33:36
  • RT @seedcake: This may seem obvious, but the site realwritingjobs is a scam. (Someone just messaged on LinkedIN.) http://t.co/0qwpQfBrV5 10:36:20
  • Our convo started off with me grunting taking a dump while he moaned & begged for pics of it & my dirty asshole. #TakeThatVanillaPrudes 10:42:06
  • If I get my homework done, he's coming over for ice cream & pigtails time (if he can sneak away from his Master who limits him to cock). 10:44:32
  • Don't worry – he's totally sweet and when I told him not to cum on our bedspread last time he backed up right away & dumped it on the floor. 10:48:01
  • Guessing you're now a) thinking "too far down the rabbit hole", b) wondering if I'm just making it up . . . or c) masturbating furiously. 10:59:48
  • You 'll be pleased to know he's one of the few men I'll overlook long-shorts on. See how open-minded I am? He looks good in anything though. 11:20:17
  • This is me. Demonstrating the fine arts of compulsivity & procrastination. 11:23:27
  • Is it really just about sex? Or is it about mortality, power, validation, curiosity, connection, beauty, endorphins, discovery, youth, age? 11:35:29
  • Comfort, prayer, rhythms, distraction, ecstatic transcendence, oblivion, fear, newness, familiarity, recognition, knowledge, god-sized hole. 12:20:00
  • It's a holy trembling thrillcoaster roaring from your shivering perineum up through thunderbeating guts & puking out of your dilated pupils. 12:23:15
  • I disapprove of how much repetitious banjo-picking there is in this particular song. 12:24:38
  • Listening to my friend get fucked on the phone = best procrastination EVER. 16:02:08
  • LOL @frankenstein007 – hahahahaha! And no, it was/is for real – multiple phone calls @JennTVCD & I can hear both of them. in reply to frankenstein007 16:24:28
  • Getting high on the decadent smell of my own bullshit. 16:59:40
  • My night of procrastination is getting more awesome by the minute!! 22:01:42