• I'll sleep well knowing that I've had "the full Asian": http://t.co/nS73sNHETs 04:24:13
  • Note: anal is not something most people can do right or even pocket at all on the first try. 04:58:05
  • Everybody's jobs & lives in this diner sound so fucking boring & shitty compared to mine. Except hot lone bandana dude I followed in here. 12:17:00
  • Someone who probably hasn't gotten laid in years just boasted about the good face time he had with the boss. Hot dude left. My bacon droops. 12:24:06
  • The screen broadcasting "Ariel Castro: Death of a Monster" goes black & I wonder if it's worth getting a box for my remaining over easy egg. 12:26:20
  • I imagine the sexy fat guy looking at his phone eating alone is reading my tweets. It feels like almost-Christmas in a limp comedy. 12:31:34
  • I want to wear this Bert-Sugar-like man huddled around his stogie in the alley as my disguise for a week. NO. I just want to be Bert Sugar. 12:53:27
  • Having perfect solitary sleep-deprived dark moon littered with wilting flowers, maudlin music and brittle spent empty condoms. 13:47:21
  • Today: I Sext the Feds. 14:07:58
  • By request: self-shot nudie pic: http://t.co/0eiDUnHCtu 14:43:48
  • What do I need to do to earn the right to be ugly? Physically repulsive and still attractive overall? #GrowADick 14:45:32
  • RT @DeliaTS: OMG – I just gave my webcam a massive facial! Someone should make windshield wipers for those things. 16:02:32
  • Been wishing @DeliaTS would get back on cam for you? You're in luck – she's live NOW: http://t.co/r1JNJKbVBi 16:03:26
  • RT @Alizarynne: Checking cattle prods on Amazon. Based on the "Frequently bought together…" suggestions, no one is buying these for cows. 16:03:51
  • I need to eat but I can't muster up the go-outside-where-people-are energy to procure food. I'm kind of fucked/mixed up. 21:21:06
  • Also, I finally finished this stupid thing I was working on. It's great I won't regret NOT doing it. Instead regretting exposing myself. 21:22:05
  • If my hair were washed I'd try to get someone — even maybe a stranger — to do a special delivery. (Un?)Fortunately I'm too dirty 4 that. 21:24:07
  • I keep having these flashes of realization wash over me. They say "you are a horrible person". I probably should get some sleep now. 21:24:57
  • I hate people who take artsy &/or exploitative pictures of homeless people. But last night I took pictures of people sleeping on street. 21:26:37
  • It was one of the most beautiful things I've ever seen so I stole their souls while they were sleeping like a dirty fucking thief. 21:27:50