• On page 160 of 288 of Mr. Penumbra's 24-Hour Bookstore, by Robin Sloan http://t.co/LuPqZSPLmX 02:09:25
  • Dear big spider: why didn't you eat those weird bugs in my loft bed while I was away from home? http://t.co/vroOLqKiVs 02:22:05
  • Really not excited 2 be sleeping w/u right next to my pillow and, worse, wondering how many more in here I DON'T see. http://t.co/MFjACLBpse 02:25:56
  • Dammit where did she GO?!? I got a tub to capture & release you big spider! But now you're…probably under the covers or on my head or … 02:39:04
  • I've only seen the chin bite pics, @mistressmatisse @BOBCATGIRL – which are in my mind's eye as I debate whether to fall asleep here now. in reply to mistressmatisse 02:46:28
  • What's crawling on my neckaaagh! This is a situation that does NOT get better with more pot. 02:48:54
  • LOL … @mistressmatisse @BOBCATGIRL – doesn't bother me TOO much. But obviously I'm missing lots of those stories & details. in reply to mistressmatisse 02:50:28
  • Noooo, not that @BOBCATGIRL @mistressmatisse ! in reply to BOBCATGIRL 03:00:07
  • The freakier spider is actually what looks like a brown recluse between wall & head of/under mattress I didn't catch fast enough (either). 03:01:21
  • All this fear over lovely spiders and what do I do? I SET MY HAIR ON FIRE. No worries . . . bleached ends so split it fizzled out quickly. 03:38:48
  • There are certain things that just never cease to be an immense turn-on to me. #Taboo #RolePlays – he's barely half my age. 14:34:33
  • Guess who's about to fuck herself silly? That's right, ME! Members: watch here: http://t.co/EgV0DwTn7T 15:24:18
  • Okay, those two orgasms with DP & vibe came quickly. 15:54:33
  • Did I fail to mention my nudie #potd post . . . with shiny ass toy? http://t.co/p2wJuW4xMP Just a small part of why I'm so worked up. 15:55:24
  • So glad we have time to be outraged by thought crimes, but not give 2 fucks about reported rapes, rape test kits gathering dust, etc. 16:33:14
  • You know who really scares me more? All the shit tons of people who don't believe in FEEDING kids & taking care of their MEDICAL NEEDS. 16:46:25
  • RT @TriciaLockwood: Imagine your flawless 14-inch penis sliding into the mouth of this baseball: http://t.co/BUkzhsia 18:09:05
  • Having mostly-gay boys offer to come over so I can shoot them sucking each other off = DREAM COME TRUE! 18:17:29
  • It's a night of foghorns and distant fiddle tunes. And a little worry about @DeliaTS too far away from me. 21:25:24