• I made a stringy fantasy wish in my nudie pic post for yesterday: http://t.co/Tc9c1myFRv 12:17:23
  • I *love* dancing while eating! https://t.co/3Gfg2u6vtf 16:09:02
  • Waitress thought we ordered too much food for two people, but I'LL SHOW HER! #IcanPutItAway 16:19:11
  • I know how to honor AAAAALLLLLLLL of the motherfuckin food groups. 16:20:56
  • Pics from today: http://t.co/QUB2RCJmk8 Me in an elevator, topless in my new jeans, etc. 18:18:58
  • Spooky dahlias my mom brought to us from her garden. http://t.co/QC1rY0RphL 19:46:08
  • GOAL: go up to someone having ridiculously obnoxious loud phone convo on the ferry & project & narrate a slideshow of my phone porn pics. 20:12:42
  • Seriously, this woman is white, fifty, & telling someone in a kindergarten phone sex teacher voice to "keep on hustlin'". 20:14:13
  • I want to sloppily throw myself into the seat next to her and pretend-drunkenly – dramatically – hum/shout the Candy Crush theme song. 20:20:14